What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Rents;44727598]Hotdogging is pretty awesome.[/QUOTE]
Post more hotdogging in this thread thank you
[QUOTE=HyperTails;44727640]Post more hotdogging in this thread thank you[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBKIAATbjGI[/media]
[QUOTE=adam1172;44727665][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBKIAATbjGI[/media][/QUOTE]
nigger you did not just post my jam
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44715996]But..but...think of the slimey scales.
*shudders*[/QUOTE]
Scales are shiny, not slimy :v:
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;44726838]She looks a lot like a person I knew back in high school.
Hips weren't as wide through.[/QUOTE]
I dated some girls, most of them petite. Was never that sexually attracted to them, so I just assumed I had a low sex drive. Slept with a curvy girl one single time and OH FUCK IS THIS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HARD!?
[QUOTE=Rents;44727598]Hotdogging is pretty awesome.[/QUOTE]
I tried to find the video of Tazz saying "He's a hotdog, a straight hotdog" and I found a vore fetish vid AS a hotdog....plshalp
[QUOTE=biodude94566;44726780]Reminds me of this gallery:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/5TKyZqW.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/T0oPSZ6.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/4jCNv1S.jpg[/t]
[img]http://puu.sh/8zY1P.png[/img]
[b]EDIT:[/b] She's a burlesque performer (and a geek), by the way, and goes by the name Zsu Zsu Starr. In these pictures in particular she's cosplaying Zatanna, from DC.[/QUOTE]
Hips like those could bring a tear to a man's eye.
They're bring a tear to my eye.
Since they're so gross.
[QUOTE=biodude94566;44726780]Reminds me of this gallery:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/5TKyZqW.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/T0oPSZ6.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/4jCNv1S.jpg[/t]
[img]http://puu.sh/8zY1P.png[/img]
[b]EDIT:[/b] She's a burlesque performer (and a geek), by the way, and goes by the name Zsu Zsu Starr. In these pictures in particular she's cosplaying Zatanna, from DC.[/QUOTE]
Prepare for death by snu snu, if you ever got with her.
[QUOTE=borisvdb;44729767]Prepare for death by snu snu, if you ever got with her.[/QUOTE]
My only regret would be a shattered pelvis.
[QUOTE=Nitro836;44730109]My only regret would be a shattered pelvis.[/QUOTE]
Trying to finger her:
[IMG]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100925103612/en.futurama/images/a/ac/Boneitis.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44729701]They're bring a tear to my eye.
Since they're so gross.[/QUOTE]
You're gross.
Also
More of her:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZnoCNAb.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9RpsWGn.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/W7qUP4Q.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hKu5dtz.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Redscream;44730214][img]http://i.imgur.com/9RpsWGn.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Well I'm disappointed, her ass is shit, given the size of her hips I was hoping for a nice shapely ass, this is going towards being a fat ass, and not a good fat ass either.
[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;44730562]Well I'm disappointed, her ass is shit, given the size of her hips I was hoping for a nice shapely ass, this is going towards being a fat ass, and not a good fat ass either.[/QUOTE]
Can't have them all.
You can probably guess mine. :v:
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;44730667]Unrealistic expectations.[/QUOTE]
3/10 elbows too pointy would not fuck.
[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;44730562]Well I'm disappointed, her ass is shit, given the size of her hips I was hoping for a nice shapely ass, this is going towards being a fat ass, and not a good fat ass either.[/QUOTE]
I sincerely disagree.
That's the kind of ass Baby Got Back was written about.
[QUOTE=Kidd;44730621]You can probably guess mine. :v:[/QUOTE]
Chocolate bars.
[QUOTE=for no reason;44729612]Hips like those could bring a tear to a man's penis.[/QUOTE]
fixed
[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;44730562]Well I'm disappointed, her ass is shit, given the size of her hips I was hoping for a nice shapely ass, this is going towards being a fat ass, and not a good fat ass either.[/QUOTE]
You're an [i]ass[/i].
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7ffbD5G.png[/IMG]
brb crying in corner.
I guess you could say he's rock hard.
[QUOTE=megafat;44731363]I guess you could say he's rock hard.[/QUOTE]
He's fighting type though
[QUOTE=pixskull;44731442]liverpool lost the league tonight, see you then[/QUOTE]
wrong thread?
[QUOTE=pixskull;44731442]liverpool lost the league tonight, see you then[/QUOTE]
Wrong thread?
Edit: wow, super ninja'd
He didn't post it in the wrong thread, he's just being dumb and spreading it everywhere
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44731756]He didn't post it in the wrong thread, he's just being dumb and spreading it everywhere[/QUOTE]
oh, spam then
[QUOTE=for no reason;44731967]oh, spam then[/QUOTE]
Precisely
[t]http://puu.sh/8AOzw.jpg[/t]
Opened up e621.net
First page.
Not disappointed.
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