What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=ViralHatred;43251417]He rehosted it, Also piggies are delicious. <3[/QUOTE]
Excuse me, I improved it.
hahahaha that took me a minute
[t]http://i.imgur.com/aeO7Lea.png[/t]
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It's not my primary fetish by any means but I find the concept of a hivemind (or something similar like a shared conscience) to be erotic. No idea why.
Burping literally turns me on more than almost anything.
Fuckin' shower me in disagrees and boxes, I don't care.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43257357]It's not my primary fetish by any means but I find the concept of a hivemind (or something similar like a shared conscience) to be erotic. No idea why.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070117022703/tardis/images/7/72/Ood.jpg[/IMG]
sexy yes/no? I mean, they are a hivemind and all.
[QUOTE=bdd458;43257420][IMG]http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070117022703/tardis/images/7/72/Ood.jpg[/IMG]
sexy yes/no? I mean, they are a hivemind and all.[/QUOTE]
Too much individuality.
Those things freak the shit out of me
[QUOTE=Chickens!;43257469]Those things freak the shit out of me[/QUOTE]
When it comes to the bad kind of freaky in Doctor Who, nothing tops the dang Weeping Angels.
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;43257382]Burping literally turns me on more than almost anything.
Fuckin' shower me in disagrees and boxes, I don't care.[/QUOTE]
Also, chubby chicks. Only certain kinds though.
Again, more boxes and disagrees if you wish
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43257491]When it comes to the bad kind of freaky in Doctor Who, nothing tops the dang Weeping Angels.[/QUOTE]
I saw some in the graveyard here and I lost my shit.
Also the ones in manhattan THAT SHIT IS TOO FUCKING CLOSE.
Urethral sounding also secretly turns me on big time. From what I've seen, probably 99% of people don't really 'get' why it's so enjoyable, but chalk that up to fetishism I guess. I saw one video in particular where this really cute girl put a long glowstick down this guy's dick then proceeded to give him a blowjob with it down in there. For some reason that just seems so hot to me.
I don't like all that fucking inch thick spiked and bloody electrified hardcore dick-ramming sounding shit that seems to be the majority of content out there, good god that's nasty. Just the more subtle amateur stuff.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;43258159] I saw one video in particular where this really cute girl put a long glowstick down this guy's dick then proceeded to give him a blowjob with it down in there.[/QUOTE]
posting something like this and not providing a link is a sin
[QUOTE=latin_geek;43258194]posting something like this and not providing a link is a sin[/QUOTE]
Right, sorry yes. Let me just fire up some porn sites on my work PC and find that... ahh, here it is!
[url]http://xhamster.com/movies/2441529/glow_stick_sounding.html[/url]
It's nearly 40 minutes long too, you're in for a treat. She pulls the hottest face and winks when she shoves the last bit in! Oh lordy.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;43258346]Right, sorry yes. Let me just fire up some porn sites on my work PC and find that... ahh, here it is!
[url]http://xhamster.com/movies/2441529/glow_stick_sounding.html[/url]
It's nearly 40 minutes long too, you're in for a treat. She pulls the hottest face and winks when she shoves the last bit in! Oh lordy.[/QUOTE]
Why doesn't the penis glow like a wet gummy bear in front of a lightbulb? I want my money back.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43257357]It's not my primary fetish by any means but I find the concept of a hivemind (or something similar like a shared conscience) to be erotic. No idea why.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110404204228/ficspecies/images/e/ee/Tyranids.jpg[/IMG]
Hot
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43258537]Why doesn't the penis glow like a wet gummy bear in front of a lightbulb? I want my money back.[/QUOTE]
I think the only way to get THAT particular effect would be to shove a xenon bulb down your cock. I'd give it 5, maybe 10 seconds before your willy ignites and burns down both you and your whole house...
[QUOTE=Sobek-;43258643]I think the only way to get THAT particular effect would be to shove a xenon bulb down your cock. I'd give it 5, maybe 10 seconds before your willy ignites and burns down both you and your whole house...[/QUOTE]
hot
[QUOTE=Sobek-;43258643]I think the only way to get THAT particular effect would be to shove a xenon bulb down your cock. I'd give it 5, maybe 10 seconds before your willy ignites and burns down both you and your whole house...[/QUOTE]
Just shove some Radon down there, that'll give your cock quite a "boost."
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43257357]It's not my primary fetish by any means but I find the concept of a hivemind (or something similar like a shared conscience) to be erotic. No idea why.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7456/facepunchoc5.png[/IMG]
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Is that good enough?
You know, I love frotting with another smooth guy. I just wish the term didn't sound like something scat related, rather than just rubbing up on eachother.
I don't know why, but scene/emo girls with big round butts.
And if they have colored hair hnnnng.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43258969]You know, I love frotting with another smooth guy. I just wish the term didn't sound like something scat related, rather than just rubbing up on eachother.[/QUOTE]
you'll like what I heard the other week
[quote]I was listening to the news on the radio driving home and they were talking about a business that just fell through where the guy wanted to run a thing where you pay an hourly rate to cuddle with another customer. Sure it worked in Japan but apparently he had no real business plan or sales pitch and it got shut down before it even opened
But that’s not the great part
The reporters talking about it were trying to explain that what you’re paying for is “the satisfaction of being close and rubbing up against someone”, and they called that sense of closeness FROTTAGE and I’m crying right now[/quote]
they used the word like five times, repeating it to each other like "wow that's a cool word haven't heard it before, how do you pronounce it again? ah right frottage, or maybe frott[i]ing[/i]?"
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;43258570][IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110404204228/ficspecies/images/e/ee/Tyranids.jpg[/IMG]
Hot[/QUOTE]
Warhammer 40K turns me off.
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[QUOTE=isnipeu;43258875][IMG]http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7456/facepunchoc5.png[/IMG]
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Is that good enough?[/QUOTE]
If Sensationalist Headlines is any indication it's that Facepunch isn't united on any subject at all.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43259029]Warhammer 40K turns me off.
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slaanesh disagrees
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43259029]Warhammer 40K turns me off.
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If Sensationalist Headlines is any indication it's that Facepunch isn't united on any subject at all.[/QUOTE]
HERESY
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[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43257357]It's not my primary fetish by any means but I find the concept of a hivemind (or something similar like a shared conscience) to be erotic. No idea why.[/QUOTE]Oddly enough, I have a story vaguely similar to that saved in a txt file.
[quote] Sarah slumped forwards in exhaustion. She had no idea how long thing thing had been fucking her for, and she'd definetly lost count of her orgasms. The tentacles in her ass and pussy were still unrelentingly pounding away, and she knew it was only a matter of time until she came again. She'd stopped fighting long ago. It felt too good to fight against.
Out of nowhere, a pinprick on the back of her neck. Something had punched into her neck and was working its way inside her! Sarah tried to draw what was left of her strength to fight this new invader, but found to her horror that her body wouldn't move at all! The monster had hijacked her body!
The tentacles wrapped around her arms let go, and jerkily and sluggishly, her hands worked their way down to her pussy and started clumsily massaging her clit.
The combined efforts of the tentacles thrusting into her and the movements of her own traitorous body brought her to climax again. The monster took this chance to make its next move.
The sweet pleasurable bliss of her orgasm didn't fade. Her body would have been thrashing around, if the creature hadn't taken control. As the tentacles pulled out of her, her senses started to blur, as though she were underwater, and then a voice in her mind.
It said no words, it was too primal for words, but Sarah could feel the love in the voice in her mind. It adored her. It praised her. It begged her. Sarah gave in to the visitor in her mind, and it enveloped her. It started looking into her senses. Into her thoughts. It gently teased its way into her sexual memories. It lovingly caressed her innermost fantasies. The only way she could describe it would have been someone gently, lovingly fucking her conciousness. She came again, from nothing but her lover's mind becoming one with hers.
The creature then hijacked her senses. One by one, every last one of her fantasies were granted by this creature, taking her thoughts and making them into feeling. She was thrown over a table and fucked by hundreds of faceless men. She was bound and tormented with a vibrator. She made love to the girl of her dreams on a beach in the moonlight.
When she finally came back to reality, she found that the creature had been having its way with her body while she was away. Her arms and legs seemed to be gone, absorbed into the creature's mass. She tried to turn her head, but found it had become fused to the body of the beast. The form of her body still half stuck out of the side of the creature, somehow more sensitive than ever.
Then, in her mind again, she felt another conciousness. Another girl like her. And another. And another. She had guessed he wasn't the first, but her mind reeled at the sheer number of other girls that her thoughts were linking up with.
The tentacles started again, thrusting into what was left of her body. Her body was overwhelmed. She could feel what the tentacles felt! What the creature felt! More tentacles plunged into her pussy, brought her, and the thousands of other minds she had joined with, to orgasm.
Sarah had no idea how long she had been part of the creature. It had certainly had time to find another five girls and add them to itself, and her figure had long faded from the creature's body.
She didn't care.
She lived in a state of perpetual bliss. Every fantasy ever had, and every one she came up with yet, was realised. She even joined in the fantasies of the other girls. Sometimes they joined in hers. They even talked in their fantasies, sometimes. There was a girl in here from ancient Egypt, and another who had been a princess. There was even a girl who had lived in Atlantis! They shared the memories of their lives before the creature, and they created their fantasies to share with each other. All Sarah knew, though, was that this creature was the best thing to have ever happened to her.[/quote]
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