What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Doom14;44798119]This. The back and neck pain are not a valid reward for shoving your own dongle near your face.
If you need to mix things up and got the real estate to work with, try going hand over hand. It feels great if you're use to only using one.[/QUOTE]
after a good deal of practice (and being thin besides), i'm flexible enough to put the whole head in my mouth before it becomes uncomfortable
[QUOTE=megafat;44804287]At least none of us are Aw3s0m3n3ss.[/QUOTE]
isnt his ban up?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2o6Kc4r.png[/img]
no, this is not my fetish
my contribution is this question:
does anyone here actually like shit-tons of cum on faces?
No.
Cum in butts yes.
[img]http://37.media.tumblr.com/565f8de21f97747c19edc532b576f4a0/tumblr_ml4b38zkEi1qdot54o1_500.gif[/img]
Man butts.
[QUOTE=bitches;44804923]no, this is not my fetish
my contribution is this question:
does anyone here actually like shit-tons of cum on faces?[/QUOTE]
I like to cum on my own face sometimes
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;44805175]I like to cum on my own face sometimes[/QUOTE]
How do you even get it to shoot that far?
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;44805316]How do you even get it to shoot that far?[/QUOTE]One would assume just lying in a position that allows gravity to do most of the work.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44799477]Wait, skeleton porn is a thing?[/QUOTE]
All I can see is some kid watching Nightmare Before Christmas for the first time, seeing Jack Skellington, and realizing he gets boners for bones
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44795859]Penis Envy can be a real bitch sometimes ;A;[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't fret, those dicks are so long only a small amount of women will be able to take the whole thing. Rest of the dick is wasted and just for show. Your average woman can only take your average man + a little extra lengthwise.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;44805442]I wouldn't fret, those dicks are so long only a small amount of women will be able to take the whole thing. Rest of the dick is wasted and just for show. Your average woman can only take your average man + a little extra lengthwise.[/QUOTE]
What about fucking someone in the butt. Taking something deep feels real good. ~
[QUOTE=Stoffy;44805568]What about fucking someone in the butt. Taking something deep feels real good. ~[/QUOTE]
Until he takes out his dick and there is poop all over the last 5-10 CM, because its literally impossible to clean that deep.
[QUOTE=Cold;44805934]Until he takes out his dick and there is poop all over the last 5-10 CM, because its literally impossible to clean that deep.[/QUOTE]
Enemas aren't too hard to do
[QUOTE=Cold;44805934]Until he takes out his dick and there is poop all over the last 5-10 CM, because its literally impossible to clean that deep.[/QUOTE]
Shove a garden hose up your ass and have a spring clean.
[QUOTE=Cold;44805934]Until he takes out his dick and there is poop all over the last 5-10 CM, because its literally impossible to clean that deep.[/QUOTE]
You'd be surprised.
[QUOTE=The golden;44807459]Poop isn't stored in the rectum. If you pull out all covered in it then that means the recipient already had to go.[/QUOTE]
You still need to do some cleansing before you generally go about having anal sex, dude.
You can always use a condom, people forget they aren't only for birth control.
anal smells bad
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;44805175]I like to cum on my own face sometimes[/QUOTE]
Did it before. Ended up full of regret later.
[sp]liked it at the time though[/sp]
what is wrong with you guys? When I get some cum on me when I fap I cringe.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;44809181]what is wrong with you guys? When I get some cum on me when I fap I cringe.[/QUOTE]
taste.
Nothing wrong with that since there are no rules in sexual preferences.
[url]http://www.••••••••.com/[/url]
[sp]Wait, no... god... I am a sick fuck for posting this link here.[/sp]
what?
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;44809260][url]http://www.••••••••.com/[/url]
[sp]Wait, no... god... I am a sick fuck for posting this link here.[/sp][/QUOTE]
So dots turn you on?
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;44809260][url]http://www.••••••••.com/[/url]
[sp]Wait, no... god... I am a sick fuck for posting this link here.[/sp][/QUOTE]
broken links
so hot
Oh, well... This site is blocked here or something...
Search for best gore on google or something, you might find it.
Or just replace the dots with ••••••••, idk
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;44809321]Oh, well... This site is blocked here or something...
Search for best gore on google or something, you might find it.
Or just replace the dots with ••••••••, idk[/QUOTE]
Nevermind.
[sp] Yeah, I can't say that... Just replace dots with best gore (remove space between) [/sp]
So gore and dead turn you on?
Well someone has to love the dead too I guess.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;44809309]So dots turn you on?[/QUOTE]
You got it, because someone has to be that freak who'm faps to dots, eventually getting whole screen in own semen.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;44809384]So gore and dead turn you on?
Well someone has to love the dead too I guess.[/QUOTE]
I think he just posted it because there's always this creepy interest in horrible wounds and injuries. It's like when you watch Fail videos where people really get hurt, but you keep watching for some reason.
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