What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Toyhobo;44823478]man fuck DaS 1 for making me feel bad over killing bosses.[/QUOTE]
[sp]post-oolacile Sif[/sp]
sif makes me sad.
[editline]16th May 2014[/editline]
when i fought him for the first time and he started falling over i almost started crying.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;44823471][t]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130102193715/darksouls/images/b/b6/Priscilla.png[/t]
Touch fluffy tail, Priscilla is my waifu and only mine.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;9rUP3qs4_sY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rUP3qs4_sY[/video]
My DS waifus
There we go, all finished up
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/drawings/limblesslizard_final.png[/t]
Oops seems like i forgot to draw in the arms, oh well. :^)
I have no arms and I must wank.
It's well drawn but...I....I don't even..
Pain
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;44817000]Not if they're trans women.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit your SJW senses must have been tingling to come all the way here from SH. Do you seriously stalk Facepunch for this stuff?
Can we not bring up SJW and tumblr anytime anyone says anything regarding LGBT or feminism?
A transgender person is what ever they prefer to be called if you're talking to them/about them but technically they're still their original gender, it's just that some find it rude to call say him/her if they prefer to be called her/him.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dAJVlni.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Krinkels;44825873][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dAJVlni.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I love you <3
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44825799]Can we not bring up SJW and tumblr anytime anyone says anything regarding LGBT or feminism?
A transgender person is what ever they prefer to be called if you're talking to them/about them but technically they're still their original gender, it's just that some find it rude to call say him/her if they prefer to be called her/him.[/QUOTE]
Not accurate. The sex of their [i]body[/i], biologically speaking (although this diminishes with time on hormones and surgery in a variety of ways) is what they're born as. Their gender, which is a property of the brains' structure, is what they identify as.
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;44826294]Not accurate. The sex of their [i]body[/i], biologically speaking (although this diminishes with time on hormones and surgery in a variety of ways) is what they're born as. Their gender, which is a property of the brains' structure, is what they identify as.[/QUOTE]
Ah, I see.
-snip- It's been said lets not make this a thing I guess
Edit: A friend made a comment about apples I don't remember remember what now, so I went on search for an anthro apple. As usual the internet didn't dissapoint
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Stmr9Q3.png[/IMG]
Its darn cute too, and named eve
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;44825004]There we go, all finished up
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/drawings/limblesslizard_final.png[/t]
Oops seems like i forgot to draw in the arms, oh well. :^)[/QUOTE]
The issue I have with this image is that he's got a perfectly nice LONG-ASS TAIL that could easily be used to rub one off :v:
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;44826655]The issue I have with this image is that he's got a perfectly nice LONG-ASS TAIL that could easily be used to rub one off :v:[/QUOTE]
I dont see how you could rub one off with your tail giving it full control, maybe like whip your cock around with it? It's just a massive piece of muscle. If someone was kind enough to duct-tape a fleshlight to the side of the tail it would be possible though
[QUOTE=Eonart;44812798][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kUt2T9E.png[/IMG]
This comment made the pic a bigger turn-on than it was before I read it.[/QUOTE]
Is there any more of this? Drawn or, if it's even possible, real? It's weirdly [del]arousing[/del] intriguing (for science reasons, of course) to me.
avi motherfucking kaplan's facial hair
[t]http://i.imgur.com/vWnLy9y.png[/t]
mmm oh my god
snip
i misunderstood something once again
[editline]17th May 2014[/editline]
have this instead
[img]http://puu.sh/8P89j/82cd8e2876.jpg[/img]
Is that even possible?
anything is possible if you believe hard enough
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;44828500]Is that even possible?[/QUOTE]
I read somewhere that eating lots of fruit will take some of the bitterness out of semen. Not sure on legitimacy though.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;44828528]I read somewhere that eating lots of fruit will take some of the bitterness out of semen. Not sure on legitimacy though.[/QUOTE]
Sugar does make it sweeter, meat and such make it more bitter
[QUOTE=Daemon White;44828528]I read somewhere that eating lots of fruit will take some of the bitterness out of semen. Not sure on legitimacy though.[/QUOTE]
Fruits and things do make semen taste nicer, particularly pineapple (although haven't tested that specifically)
[QUOTE=ddsn;44828506]anything is possible if you are hard enough[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
Turn on Thread "We discuss how to make cum taste good."
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44828611]Turn on Thread "We discuss how to make cum taste good."[/QUOTE]
For Science.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44828611]Turn on Thread "We discuss how to make cum taste good."[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041]I think this is the definitive guide.[/url]
[QUOTE=Paramud;44829245][url=http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041]I think this is the definitive guide.[/url][/QUOTE]
[B][U]Frequently Bought Together:[/U][/B]
-Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
-Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
-Images You Should Not Masturbate To
How am i supposed to get the semen if i have a series of images I'm not supposed to masturbate to?