• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Zick-1957;45120540]i found litle bigger combine's sheep more appropriate for wank[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/Om08xo.gif[/IMG] The idea of a tiny sheep viciously tap-dancing on a penis turns me right on something fierce, I tell you hwat. [sp]If someone goes "I recognize that penis!" with the source, I'm fucking done here.[/sp]
Here have the whole thing. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4g9EF145nU[/media] [editline]16th June 2014[/editline] So deep lyrics~
[QUOTE=fudge blood;45118979]I'm not really into dickgirls but goddamn [img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/d0e7f8f16b68751132ec1e4ef1f5d291/tumblr_n6zyeyqK6h1srn2ovo1_500.png[/img][/QUOTE] This reminded me of these things: [img]http://puu.sh/9waFy.png[/img]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rjkmpgK.png[/t] I like big kitties <3
[QUOTE=Jellyman;45121090]This reminded me of these things: [img]http://puu.sh/9waFy.png[/img][/QUOTE] What even are those things meant to do? I've sat there playing with them thinking "what the hell is this?"
120 new posts just for this shit i knew it was someone stirring shit up [editline]16th June 2014[/editline] anyway, just carry on [editline]16th June 2014[/editline] damn phone keeps blocking some pages here
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;45121216]What even are those things meant to do? I've sat there playing with them thinking "what the hell is this?"[/QUOTE] That's exactly what they're designed for.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;45121216]What even are those things meant to do? I've sat there playing with them thinking "what the hell is this?"[/QUOTE] They looks like the cold packs you freeze then put in lunch boxes to keep the stuff inside cool.
[QUOTE=Jellyman;45121090]This reminded me of these things: [img]http://puu.sh/9waFy.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/e/e1/LikeLike2.png/200px-LikeLike2.png[/img] (Insert that fucking sound they made.)
I think that is slippery water snake toy thing
I wonder what it would feel like to put your dick in one of those water snakes. Probably not that great.
[QUOTE=Doom14;45121282][img]http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/e/e1/LikeLike2.png/200px-LikeLike2.png[/img] (Insert that fucking sound they made.)[/QUOTE] I used to compare that thing to my penis when I was younger... And that sound just popped into my head now.
[QUOTE=BackwardSpy;45121526]I wonder what it would feel like to put your dick in one of those water snakes. Probably not that great.[/QUOTE] Eh? I think I tried when I was younger. The one I had was too small, and the lip of it was where the sharp plastic seam was. Trust me, if they worked good enough to be cheap fleshlights, you'd have heard about it.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;45118965]I'm gonna go ahead and contribute to the thread because just about every post I've made here has been about the above dumb shit so might as well post something really valuable I really like futa and for some reason, I love it when it pokes out of the skirt like this [img]https://static1.e621.net/data/e4/30/e43018d1f7bc21d7fc708a2e49b9335b.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Guys getting intimidated by 'women' that've got bigger dicks than they do is pretty nice.
Less drama. [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/63/94/63946c686c43913f538c4cb0d559d37f.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/54/74/54747ec99de3df472d0697cdf1a1fa1a.png[/thumb] [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/e1/81/e1818a4defe3aa89723e436d65876af3.png[/thumb] [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/73/a0/73a0d6327805fce08e07337f9902e15d.png[/thumb] [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/14/1f/141fd52f1c4ec8936c16393dde8febd7.png[/thumb] [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/2a/a5/2aa5aa9ddd7c92f3f4ea49edd487e128.png[/thumb] [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/c4/f8/c4f8d9da32b7c2c0f60a5da243851849.jpg[/thumb] [I]More Zoroawks.[/I]
[QUOTE=CaioLugia;45122837]Less drama. [thumb]https://static1.e621.net/data/2a/a5/2aa5aa9ddd7c92f3f4ea49edd487e128.png[/thumb] [I]More Zoroawks.[/I][/QUOTE] Her vagina is blushing??
[QUOTE=jiggu;45122849]Her vagina is blushing??[/QUOTE] Yup, blushing vaginas are some sort of thing. Wouldn't be lying if I said I like it, however. [I][SP]... And that's just the tip of the iceberg~[/SP][/I]
ballbusting, genital pain, clown girls, girlybois.
[QUOTE=Doom14;45120933][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/Om08xo.gif[/IMG] The idea of a tiny sheep viciously tap-dancing on a penis turns me right on something fierce, I tell you hwat. [sp]If someone goes "I recognize that penis!" with the source, I'm fucking done here.[/sp][/QUOTE] I spent 4 hours trying to find that penis just so I could come here and say I recognize that penis. I failed.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;45120936]Here have the whole thing. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4g9EF145nU[/media] [editline]16th June 2014[/editline] So deep lyrics~[/QUOTE] Holy shit, cute dancing sheep AND electro Swing?!
Just in here to say that that dancing sheep is an alpaca, as japan seems to have a fixation on alpacas recently.
[QUOTE=Rents;45122741]Guys getting intimidated by 'women' that've got bigger dicks than they do is pretty nice.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Combine 177;45123402]I spent 4 hours trying to find that penis just so I could come here and say I recognize that penis. I failed.[/QUOTE] Perfect, I can hit two birds with one stone. [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/4uyOfx.jpg[/t] [sp]This is actually an extremely shitty edit I did ages ago because the original has generic herm penis/vag over/under layout and I'm not a fan of that. The only way to cover it cheaply was just to make the schlongle extra long. Because of that, I just happened to have a perfect dick cut-out laying around, but not the original which I'm too lazy to hunt for. I'm not even a fan of it anymore, but, well - here it is![/sp] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#Spotted_hyenas"]Further reading, for Rents.[/URL]
You can't really tell if that is that big dick because it uses that clever angle.
[QUOTE=Doom14;45123731][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#Spotted_hyenas"]Further reading, for Rents.[/URL][/QUOTE] I can neither confirm nor deny if I already have two hyena chick characters.
[QUOTE=Rents;45123835]I can neither confirm nor deny if I already have two hyena chick characters.[/QUOTE] Only two? Pff. Step up Senpai~ [sp]I have three. Two started as jokes and then were given some fluff.[/sp] Here's another hyena so I'm not just replying with text. [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/rrX3Xe.jpg[/t]
Being pierced. Like you would from a tattooists. I dunno why but when I was getting all but one of mine I was as hard as a rock. The feeling of the needle going through me was exquisite.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;45118550] [t]http://a.pomf.se/zyvlht.gif[/t][/QUOTE] Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Widow Engie;45124232]Being pierced. Like you would from a tattooists. I dunno why but when I was getting all but one of mine I was as hard as a rock. The feeling of the needle going through me was exquisite.[/QUOTE] please don't take up heroin
[QUOTE=Widow Engie;45124232]Being pierced. Like you would from a tattooists. I dunno why but when I was getting all but one of mine I was as hard as a rock. The feeling of the needle going through me was exquisite.[/QUOTE] my friend pierced my lip for two piercings and it felt amazing. one day when my boobs stop growing i'm going to get nipple piercings. looking forward to it [editline]17th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=redback3;45124672]please don't take up heroin[/QUOTE] if you're shooting up heroin the piercing wont even be relevant at that point lol
I never really got how would penis piercings work in action, I mean penis changes drastically its size from flaccid to hard.
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