What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;45186988]Splinters, man[/QUOTE]
For the outer casing. Of course the inner material is that soft plushy stuff.
[QUOTE=seano12;45186994]For the outer casing. Of course the inner material is that soft plushy stuff.[/QUOTE]
You still have to use your hand to move it.
So splinters.
you don't stroke the outside
you grip it
I think he's mentioning the fact that your hand can slip or move just slightly to get a splinter in you.
Speaking of that, it could be glossed like the furniture you buy.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;45187375]Speaking of that, it could be glossed like the furniture you buy.[/QUOTE]
They do this with wooden dildos for women too.
[QUOTE=seano12;45187458]They do this with [B]wooden dildos[/B] for women too.[/QUOTE]
I certainly hope so, Jesus.
Splinters in the cooter.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;45187467]I certainly hope so, Jesus.
Splinters in the cooter.[/QUOTE]
The french used baguettes.
[QUOTE=seano12;45186617]I probably won't buy a fleshlight for some years. Does anyone here own one?[/QUOTE]
I have tried the technique in the aforementioned picture. I couldn't find a fan with enough torque to spin it comfortably. So I went for a power drill instead. Craftsman 12v drill, screw setting 8 masterrace.
Was alright but not worth the prep.
SARAH SILVERMAN
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;45187477]The french used baguettes.[/QUOTE]
Crumbs in the vag are just as bad.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;45187712]Crumbs in the vag are just as bad.[/QUOTE]
I had glitter inside mine once, was quite an uncomfortable experience.
[QUOTE=E7Fan;45187801]I had glitter inside mine once, was quite an uncomfortable experience.[/QUOTE]
What about an ant?
[QUOTE=Ironic Man;45187506][...] So I went for a power drill instead. Craftsman 12v drill, [B]screw setting 8[/B] masterrace.[/QUOTE]
Heheheh.
Reposted from my post in Hot Girls
[vid]http://giant.gfycat.com/SpecificLightheartedBrahmanbull.webm[/vid]
hnnnnng
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;45187642]SARAH SILVERMAN[/QUOTE]
DITA VON TEESE
[img]http://i.imgur.com/72dr6hL.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=seano12;45187923]What about an ant?[/QUOTE]
Your literally tapping into my nightmares and greatest fears right there. Dont even want to think about it
[QUOTE=Mr.Moustachio;45183428]
[T]https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbek97aME31qb7i1lo1_1280.jpg[/T]
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This is my #1 complaint with sex tourism in Europe. You need an adapter.
[QUOTE=Swog;45188059]Reposted from my post in Hot Girls
[vid]http://giant.gfycat.com/SpecificLightheartedBrahmanbull.webm[/vid]
hnnnnng[/QUOTE]
that dissapointed looking asian man
[QUOTE=pentium;45188238]This is my #1 complaint with sex tourism in Europe. You need an adapter.[/QUOTE]
post of the year
here's a .gif i found on tumblr
[img]http://38.media.tumblr.com/6e2528b5616180efa7ddfce58d87ced5/tumblr_n5x27nsSu71rn186so1_500.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Samiam22;45188974]here's a .gif i found on tumblr
[img]http://38.media.tumblr.com/6e2528b5616180efa7ddfce58d87ced5/tumblr_n5x27nsSu71rn186so1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[sp]precum drips make me hard as diamond[/sp]
Ok, that's enough lurking for today, whoow
[QUOTE=Swog;45188059]Reposted from my post in Hot Girls
[vid]http://giant.gfycat.com/SpecificLightheartedBrahmanbull.webm[/vid]
hnnnnng[/QUOTE]
Is it bad that I noticed the Duff poster before the breasts?
[QUOTE=Ax3l;45186864]Linked again cause [sp]anthromorphic pony[/sp]. You were warned.
[url]http://i.imgur.com/7K5K7pm.png[/url]
Someone here might enjoy it though.
[sp] I know I do [/sp][/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure most people don't mind the anthro-ponies simply because 9/10 they aren't completely obvious that they're from MLP and just look like generic anthro-ponies.
[QUOTE=Ax3l;45186864]Linked again cause [sp]anthromorphic pony[/sp]. You were warned.
[url]http://i.imgur.com/7K5K7pm.png[/url]
Someone here might enjoy it though.
[sp] I know I do [/sp][/QUOTE]
That one sketchline that sorta makes it seem like she has glasses ruins my boner.
I don't even know what it is or why, but glasses are of the Devil.
Getting kinda crazy let me tell you.
[QUOTE=Luafox;45191140]glasses are best what are you talking about[/QUOTE]
You be wanking at "invalid people" who can't see properly without aid.
There is nothing hot in having eye sight problems.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/znQvxHj.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Combine 177;45191191]You be wanking at "invalid people" who can't see properly without aid.
There is nothing hot in having eye sight problems.[/QUOTE]
Speaking as a four-eyes myself, glasses can be really fucking hot.
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