• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Combine 177;45191191]You be wanking at "invalid people" who can't see properly without aid. There is nothing hot in having eye sight problems.[/QUOTE] Glasses are aesthetic as well, dude "I think girls are hotter when they're wearing clothes" "There is nothing hot about people being so cold they need to wear a pull-over" Yeah the logic of that statement, taken to its logical conclusion, is silly.
[QUOTE=seano12;45186617]I probably won't buy a fleshlight for some years. Does anyone here own one?[/QUOTE] I own one. Feels great early on, but now I find I get too sensitive and have a hard time getting off. It's also a pain in the dick to clean, and if you're not living alone or with a person/people who don't mind having sex toys around, I can't suggest it: takes a while to dry out, you have to powder it with corn starch to preserve it, etc... it's a lot of work to get all that done and not be seen, and imo it's not so much better than my hand that the effort is worth it. (For reference's sake I do live on my own and I still don't use it much due to the effort required) If you really want something like that, my friend who also had a Fleshlight suggests [URL="http://www.tenga-global.com/products/hole/flip_hole_black.php"]Tenga's Flip Hole[/URL]. Much easier to maintain and less conspicuous as well. The only potential problem is if you have a pretty thick penis: max width is 4.5cm (~1-3/4 inches) or something like that, which is too small for me to use so I can't vouch the feel of it myself. He said it was better than the Fleshlight though.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;45191489]Speaking as a four-eyes myself, glasses can be really fucking hot.[/QUOTE] Happens to be an incredible turn-off for me, not sure why.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;45191489]Speaking as a four-eyes myself, glasses can be really fucking hot.[/QUOTE] Damn right, glasses got a lot better in the last decade :v: [img]http://puu.sh/9GDdT/89f06d16f2.jpg[/img]
Glasses are instant boner killer for me, they make me feel sad for people because no one should have the bad fate of bad eyes.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;45191768]Glasses are instant boner killer for me, they make me feel sad for people because no one should have the bad fate of bad eyes.[/QUOTE] Sooner or later, most people will end up needing glasses anyways. The four eyes will rule the world! [img]http://puu.sh/9GISH/a197387447.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;45191232][img]http://i.imgur.com/znQvxHj.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Looks like a girl I know. Same size boobs... too.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;45191768]Glasses are instant boner killer for me, they make me feel sad for people because no one should have the bad fate of bad eyes.[/QUOTE] As someone who wears glasses, it's not a bad fate at all. They help me see better and I aesthetically look far better when I wear them, so I really can't lose.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;45192832]As someone who wears glasses, it's not a bad fate at all. They help me see better and I aesthetically look far better when I wear them, so I really can't lose.[/QUOTE] As someone who has to wear glasses I want to scoop my eyes out each day. Bad eyes is a curse.
[t]https://s3cdn-lookbooknu.netdna-ssl.com/files/looks/medium/2012/11/25/2671315_00Ariadna.jpg?1353870034[/t] Tights and denim shorts, [I]hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng[/I] Also one shoulder shirts. [t]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-69U-K2hX64c/TknGvhCu3NI/AAAAAAAAAEM/k5TabOndUdU/s1600/AAAAAkEvQewAAAAAAF4DgQ.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=leonthefox;45191621]Damn right, glasses got a lot better in the last decade :v: [IMG]http://puu.sh/9GDdT/89f06d16f2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] If the glasses don't ruin my boner, the >2 people will lol edit: RAR RAR CONSENSUAL MONOGAMOUS MISSIONARY SEX WITH THE LIGHTS OUT FOR PROCREATION
[t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/333/0/1/commission___shiki_to_the_limit_by_axel_rosered-d5mjm1v.png[/t] Forced feeding
[QUOTE=Combine 177;45191768]Glasses are instant boner killer for me, they make me feel sad for people because no one should have the bad fate of bad eyes.[/QUOTE] If I fixed my eyes with laser I'd still probably wear glasses (no corrective lenses, but ones that fade to black when they get exposed to sunlight) because I like how I look with them. Glasses can be reeally cute on some people, at times.
[QUOTE=leonthefox;45192177]Sooner or later, most people will end up needing glasses anyways. The four eyes will rule the world! [/QUOTE] Four eyes eh? :v: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XEeL71m.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Wolf532;45194144][t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/333/0/1/commission___shiki_to_the_limit_by_axel_rosered-d5mjm1v.png[/t] Forced feeding[/QUOTE] You know she dead.
you people are so fucked up
[QUOTE=Wolf532;45194144][t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/333/0/1/commission___shiki_to_the_limit_by_axel_rosered-d5mjm1v.png[/t] Forced feeding[/QUOTE] Force feeding is nice, but not like that.
[QUOTE=Wolf532;45194144][t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/333/0/1/commission___shiki_to_the_limit_by_axel_rosered-d5mjm1v.png[/t] Forced feeding[/QUOTE] why is that one recurring minor bad guy force feeding shiki like that's just bizarre, they don't really interfere with the players can you even put on weight in the ug? i mean the people in there are essentially ghosts
[QUOTE=Rents;45194951]Force feeding is nice, but not like that.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I don't mind nothing much of a bulging belly, but when you need to be carried by two forklifts then you have far surpassed the limit of sexy force feeding.
If force feeding means shoving food down throat by hands it just says chocking to death.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;45195343]If force feeding means shoving food down throat by hands it just says chocking to death.[/QUOTE] Realism isn't relevant to fetishes.
[QUOTE=TomZa;45194949]you people are so fucked up[/QUOTE] At least we're not necrophiliacs.
[QUOTE=seano12;45195849]At least we're not necrophiliacs.[/QUOTE] As a trans-skeleton I take offense to this. [editline]orghrmbbmrergsrerrs[/editline] Speaking of which. [img]http://i.imgur.com/zY5Xw9Z.jpg[/img] o bebe
[QUOTE=Paramud;45196013]As a trans-skeleton I take offense to this. [editline]orghrmbbmrergsrerrs[/editline] Speaking of which. [img]http://i.imgur.com/zY5Xw9Z.jpg[/img] o bebe[/QUOTE] Funny how boners have no bones.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45196104]Funny how boners have no bones.[/QUOTE] aren't humans the only mammal without a dickbone
I would actually like to see an entire porno movie done in X-ray.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;45196159]aren't humans the only mammal without a dickbone[/QUOTE] Cattle and horses lack it as well.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;45196194]I would actually like to see an entire porno movie done in X-ray.[/QUOTE] As a student of radiography, I can safely say that's a [del]bad[/del] excellent idea. Do you know how much [del]radiation[/del] sexiness you can get from a fluoroscopy unit in the time it would take to finish one of those movies? A dangerous(ly erotic) amount. So much so you may develop a [del]case of leukemia[/del] massive erection and have to [del]seek medical treatment[/del] rub one out. Case in point [del]don't[/del] make it happen.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;45196259]As a student of radiography, I can safely say that's a [del]bad[/del] excellent idea. Do you know how much [del]radiation[/del] sexiness you can get from a fluoroscopy unit in the time it would take to finish one of those movies? A dangerous(ly erotic) amount. So much so you may develop a [del]case of leukemia[/del] massive erection and have to [del]seek medical treatment[/del] rub one out. Case in point [del]don't[/del] make it happen.[/QUOTE] What about a photoshoot? Would it be [del]cancerous[/del] [del]spooky[/del] sexy enough to do a photoshoot?
There it is: [url]http://youtu.be/OVAdCKaU3vY?t=1m36s[/url] It's an MRI - much less spooky.
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