What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Bordellimies;45320769]Exactly how I feel, friend! All that cum going to waste, just because she kept her mouth closed [sp]and because he aimed at the fucking eye[/sp][/QUOTE]
I doubt it's easy to precision-aim that thing while cumming. Agree on the mouth though.
[t]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/188/1/e/pack_preview___stripe_tease_by_axel_rosered-d7pmzq0.png[/t]
chubby chicks are the best
Thats pregnant or and diabeetus
judging from boob/thigh size whereas arms are unphased from weight, id say pregnant
[QUOTE=for no reason;45322213]judging from boob/thigh size whereas arms are unphased from weight, id say pregnant[/QUOTE]
just because you have a bit of a bulge of a belly doesn't mean the rest of you has to be fat
well thats not "just a bit of a bulge" now, is it
[QUOTE=Wolf532;45322338]just because you have a bit of a bulge of a belly doesn't mean the rest of you has to be fat[/QUOTE]
Thats not how bodies work.
[QUOTE=Wolf532;45322338]just because you have a bit of a bulge of a belly doesn't mean the rest of you has to be fat[/QUOTE]
i dont think you understand how the human body distributes fat
Through unanimous vote we can conclude that Wolf532 does not understand how the human body works.
The Council of Pornography has spoken.
Excellent work gentlemen. Tomorrow's topic: IS your waifu shit?
if your waifu is not crossbreed priscilla it is automatically shit
[QUOTE=Yahnich;45322374]that's actually exactly what it means[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Loriborn;45322381]i dont think you understand how the human body distributes fat[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;45322352]Thats not how bodies work.[/QUOTE]
plz stop crushing my dreams
Compared to rest of the absurd stuff that gets posted here, your dream is probably the most realistic.
[QUOTE=for no reason;45322457]Excellent work gentlemen. Tomorrow's topic: IS your waifu shit?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[QUOTE=Rents;45321204][IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/1404751455.sergeantbuck_1404442103.atryl_ethjack_futa_cum.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That Etheras dude is probably the first person I've seen to have a contract for art involving his OC. And a very stingy one at that.
"If you give me gift art of my character out of courtesy then fuck you. I don't tolerate free art so I have to spend lods e mone every other day on commissioning my OC taking it up the pooper."
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;45322779]That Etheras dude is probably the first person I've seen to have a contract for art involving his OC. And a very stingy one at that.
"If you give me gift art of my character out of courtesy then fuck you. I don't tolerate free art so I have to spend lods e mone every other day on commissioning my OC taking it up the pooper."[/QUOTE]
wait there are people who dont like getting gift art
haha what the fuck
I would gladly accept any fan art of my OC
I mean, as long as it's not over-the-top NSFW
[img]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/133/5/8/peaches_melty_sunset_by_cookingpeach-d65795i.png[/img]
All of Miu's art.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;45322932]wait there are people who dont like getting gift art
haha what the fuck[/QUOTE]
Some people are extremely touchy about their murrsonas.
I can understand not wanting a public picture of some other person plowing you up the butt if you're not into that thing, but some individuals get upset if you so much as do a polite, clean little doodle without their permission. :v:
[sp]The amount some furries spend on commissions is horrific. I know one, a friend, who's probably put enough into it in the last year to buy himself two powerhouse gaming PCs.[/sp]
Doesn't nerts spend all his income on commissions and yet he lives in a cardboard box?
[img]http://www.mulliganstew.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Paul+McCartney.jpg[/img]
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and my fiance
[editline]7th July 2014[/editline]
and my own dick
[QUOTE=pentium;45323675]Doesn't nerts spend all his income on commissions and yet he lives in a cardboard box?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, all twelve dollars of his yearly income goes to furry porn.
[QUOTE=Wolf532;45322549]plz stop crushing my dreams[/QUOTE]
From the looks of it your dreams are crushing themselves.
[QUOTE=zydos;45323717][img]http://www.mulliganstew.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Paul+McCartney.jpg[/img]
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and my fiance
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and my own dick[/QUOTE]
all three are the same entity
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71368030/Other/I%20WONDER%20WHATS%20IN%20HERE/sharks/1398714266453.png[/img]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71368030/Other/I%20WONDER%20WHATS%20IN%20HERE/sharks/1398714612420.jpg[/img]
Sharktits are great, and so are dickgirls/futa
I'd post some stuff from another folder, but it's not safe for facepunch
[QUOTE=Crash155;45324353]
I'd post some stuff from another folder, but it's [B]not safe for facepunch[/B][/QUOTE]
wat
post it
unless illegal or something
[QUOTE=Crash155;45324353]Sharktits are great, and so are dickgirls/futa[/QUOTE]
I remember we had a discussion on this a while back. Sharktits are amazing, dickgirls are awesome, combine them and you get pure win.
Then the doublepenis subject came up and things got strange.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;45324395]wat
post it
unless illegal or something[/QUOTE]
[img]http://puu.sh/a1JHd/c6f51cb4a5.png[/img]
One of these folders is not safe for facepunch
[quote][video=youtube;HuABhumm6fY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuABhumm6fY[/video][/quote]
i still dont get why furries insist that sharks have ears
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or tits
Or hair or limbs
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[QUOTE=Crash155;45324464][img]http://puu.sh/a1JHd/c6f51cb4a5.png[/img]
One of these folders is not safe for facepunch[/QUOTE]
You spelled "two" wrong
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