What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43387698]Ummm.
Can, can we go back to the cute guys please?[/QUOTE]
People should try to outweird each other instead. Makes for a far more interesting thread.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43387698]Ummm.
Can, can we go back to the cute guys please?[/QUOTE]
Wish granted!
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[QUOTE=katbug;43387496]I'm not sure if this is considered a turn-on, but whenever I see people complainig/wishing someone would tease them about their tiny penis it makes me feel good
real good
idk, maybe it's like a dominance thing, but knowing that already I have a bigger package than like 90% of everyone makes me feel pretty great, especially when I see people on the other deep end of the curve.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, silly us for having to develop some sort of skill in order to have to court people when some guys just can dangle the piece of Wiesswurst that some inane genetic combination granted you birth.
Am I jealous? More than you could ever imagine.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43387710]Wish granted!
-Glorious-[/QUOTE]
The dong god has answered.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43387710]Wish granted!
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I too, find food products attractive.
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[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43387710]
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This reminds me of a picture I once saw on FA, hold on
[editline]2nd January 2014[/editline]
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[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;43388332]This reminds me of a picture I once saw on FA, hold on
[editline]2nd January 2014[/editline]
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Holy fuck that's horrifying
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;43388332]This reminds me of a picture I once saw on FA, hold on
[editline]2nd January 2014[/editline]
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[I]"once he pops he cannot stop"[/I]
yeah but they go so fast
[editline]2nd January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=katbug;43387496]I'm not sure if this is considered a turn-on, but whenever I see people complainig/wishing someone would tease them about their tiny penis it makes me feel good
real good
idk, maybe it's like a dominance thing, but knowing that already I have a bigger package than like 90% of everyone makes me feel pretty great, especially when I see people on the other deep end of the curve.[/QUOTE]
i too have a big dick
but i do not understand by what means someone feels better by having a big dick
unless you mean the whole being glad you don't have a small dick thing and not ever worrying that you'll be seen as small
now when it comes to the reverse, enjoying being told your dick is small
i do not understand at all
unisath help me out
[QUOTE=Bletotum;43388488]
now when it comes to the reverse, enjoying being told your dick is small
i do not understand at all[/QUOTE]
For me, it's arousing in a masochist kind of way, honestly I'm fairly average and am 100% okay with that, but the idea of a women actively [b]mocking[/b] your dick size is pretty divorced from reality outside of roleplay or crazy dom women anyway, so you don't really see it as "I'm small, please laugh" and more along the lines of standard dominatrix verbal abuse turned up to 11. Liking getting your dick called small is basically the same as liking verbal abuse (in the bedroom, I mean) just a little... Worse due to how specific it is and how much of a sign of masculinity a dick is, so it's kinda next-level emasculation :v:
[editline]2nd January 2014[/editline]
I mean "you're a dirty little slut" is one thing, but "how can you pleasure me with that thing?" is a whole other level of domineering bitch talk
Dominance I can get, but actively being abused doesn't seem particularly arousing.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43387710]Wish granted!
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A tenner says its shopped. I mean, the rest of his body looks like a fucking skeleton, he looks a bit malnourished to support such a massive dong. I dont think i have even seen black guys in porn with dongs that size.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43389241]A tenner says its shopped. I mean, the rest of his body looks like a fucking skeleton, he looks a bit malnourished to support such a massive dong. I dont think i have even seen black guys in porn with dongs that size.[/QUOTE]
You make it sound like you could grow your dick by eating properly.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43389241]A tenner says its shopped. I mean, the rest of his body looks like a fucking skeleton, he looks a bit malnourished to support such a massive dong. I dont think i have even seen black guys in porn with dongs that size.[/QUOTE]
This doesn't make sense. What does nutrition have to do with his penis size? Why can you make statements like 'he must be malnourished' because he looks skinny? How have you never seen a dong longer than 9 inches?
[QUOTE=nnanna;43389328]You make it sound like you could grow your dick by eating properly.[/QUOTE]
Well fuck my mom was right, eat properly and you'll grow big and strong
[QUOTE=Paramud;43389512]Well fuck my mom was right, eat properly and you'll grow big and strong[/QUOTE]
when my mom was a kid my grandma would tell the neighbor girls that her cooking would make their boobs bigger
when she got tired of them mooching too much she'd swap to cooking a meal that puts hair on your chest instead
[QUOTE=nnanna;43389328]You make it sound like you could grow your dick by eating properly.[/QUOTE]
Imagine a world like that.
You know the health section and protein bars and stuff at the store? Yeah. There'd be a whole section for dick growth formulas; but they'd have to label it something more appropriate because it's a grocery store. So it'd be like Genitalia Enhancers or some shit.
I need more sleep.
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;43388332]This reminds me of a picture I once saw on FA, hold on
[editline]2nd January 2014[/editline]
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Potatoes are such sluts.
Hotatoes.
And what do potatoes use to masturbate?
[sp]Potatonaholes[/sp]
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43389241]A tenner says its shopped. I mean, the rest of his body looks like a fucking skeleton, he looks a bit malnourished to support such a massive dong. I dont think i have even seen black guys in porn with dongs that size.[/QUOTE]
Black guys statistically have the same size dong so I dunno what you're on about.
Penis size actually has no correlation with anything but consistent nutrition when you're growing.
[QUOTE=katbug;43393306]Black guys statistically have the same size dong so I dunno what you're on about.
Penis size actually has no correlation with anything but consistent nutrition when you're growing.[/QUOTE]
The steriotypes are actually largely true.
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[QUOTE=Cold;43393663]The steriotypes are actually largely true.
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That's per country.
While it does hold true, the difference is marginal to the point of nothing worth of bragging about. Unless saying the peak average is 0.4 inches bigger gives you a stiffy. Or you could say the broader range is 1.2 inches if you really want to drive 'em wild. :v:
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[QUOTE=kirby2112;43394233]But all of these studies are done by survey anyway aren't they? That kind of makes me doubt any real results from anything. I'd say just be happy with what you've got. :v:[/QUOTE]
Not that I know of, survey wise. However, the studies, of all natures, are very inconsistant with sample ranges and how they're done. The few that were conducted extremely professionally and with a doctor performign the measurements showed a much smaller, tighter range than what we see above - and with slightly smaller numbers. I don't have it off-hand; but it was something like the Caucasian average at 5.5 or 5.6; and the African American at 5.9.
But all of these studies are done by survey anyway aren't they? That kind of makes me doubt any real results from anything. I'd say just be happy with what you've got. :v:
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blushing sharks and cool scars
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43389241]A tenner says its shopped. I mean, the rest of his body looks like a fucking skeleton, he looks a bit malnourished to support such a massive dong. I dont think i have even seen black guys in porn with dongs that size.[/QUOTE]
Gotta disagree with you there. My fuck buddy is 6'4" and weighs only 135lbs, but he has an 8.5" dick.
[QUOTE=Eonart;43394768]This might be a pretty inappropriate place for this since Gastrictank comes here...
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But the porn of his characters is stunning.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure he's flattered
I feel like posting more cute guys. So I shall.
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so cute
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43394585]Gotta disagree with you there. My fuck buddy is 6'4" and weighs only 135lbs, but he has an 8.5" dick.[/QUOTE]
I consider myself to be rather thin, and I'm 4 inches shorter than this guy and I weigh just a little bit more than him.
Holy fuck is he a twig or what?
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