What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;43428616]you know i generally tend to stay away from this thread and its circus of freaks but wow, you really take the fuckin' cake there. Like, I'm legitmately interested in how the fuck does this turn anyone on at all.[/QUOTE]
Like I fully acknowledge my interests are weird, but welcome to the internet. People jerk off to transforming in to planes, shitting their pants and then eating it, decapitation, hollow inflatable rubber partners... List really goes on.
I honestly rate myself a solid 7/10 on a scale from normal to full blown "what the fuck"
Stone cold? I thought this thread was about being rock hard...
i'm pretty late to the shaving discussion but
i shave regularly (at least once a week), whole body including junk/butt, but excluding ankles and feet and hands and parts of arms visible outside of a tshirt (but i do shave my armpits)
so that's entire torso, armpits, junk, butt, legs, and back (thankfully not a lot of back hair at all, for reaching's sake)
i use an expensive (60$) electric razor/trimmer duo, which cuts pretty close; a basic disposable razor would cut only a tiny bit more
shaving the butt in this fashion is truly no big deal if you're thin, and if your razor is waterproof you can hop in the shower with it
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;43423376][t]http://i.imgur.com/UFhqBdM.jpg[/t]
yeah[/QUOTE]
how do you even get in there
[QUOTE=bitches;43431897]how do you even get in there[/QUOTE]
With help from the Royal navy.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43432009]With help from the Royal navy.[/QUOTE]
Land ho
Found a femboy butt blog here: [url]http://hot-toast.tumblr.com[/url]
If anyone is interested.
[QUOTE=01271;43431621]Stone cold? I thought this thread was about being rock hard...[/QUOTE]
Some people want to put something rock hard into something stone cold.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43432811]Some people want to put something rock hard into something stone cold.[/QUOTE]
What if I want to put something stone cold and rock hard into something paper thin and lemony fresh?
[QUOTE=Paramud;43432911]What if I want to put something stone cold and rock hard into something paper thin and lemony fresh?[/QUOTE]
You have a car freshener.
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I find girls with horns extremely hot
Easier grip.
[QUOTE=Liquid Fire;43435615][img]http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/63351-bigthumbnail.jpg[/img]
I find girls with horns extremely hot[/QUOTE] She looks really horny.
Why must real womyns be so boring?
[QUOTE=Dermock;43435935]Why must real womyns be so boring?[/QUOTE]
This is my issue with people here, they are not. By not experiencing this you have to draw incomplete conclusions and fantasise. I too, have varied and some strange fetishes but the key is separate unrealistic ones from real life and finding a "boring" girl who is open minded could maybe play out certain other ones.
[QUOTE=whatthe;43436000]This is my issue with people here, they are not. By not experiencing this you have to draw incomplete conclusions and fantasise. I too, have varied and some strange fetishes but the key is separate unrealistic ones from real life and finding a "boring" girl who is open minded could maybe play out certain other ones.[/QUOTE]
Because I am not joking at all.
I (cant speak for anyone else) do enjoy real women. Why? Because anything touching my cock is A OK by me. That and their form is just lovely.
[QUOTE=Dermock;43436026]Because I am not joking at all.
I (cant speak for anyone else) do enjoy real women. Why? [B]Because anything touching my cock is A OK [/B]by me. That and their form is just lovely.[/QUOTE]
you sound like a future sex offender.
[QUOTE=carbonproxy;43436043]you sound like a future sex offender.[/QUOTE]
Shit im found
[QUOTE=Dermock;43436026]Because I am not joking at all.
I (cant speak for anyone else) do enjoy real women. Why? Because anything touching my cock is A OK by me. That and their form is just lovely.[/QUOTE]
Your words speak volumes. You might be joking but I'd be willing to bet some are not.
Just because I like wanking to porn doesn't mean I think women are weird creatures ment only for pleasure :v:
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43436097]Just because I like wanking to porn doesn't mean I think women are weird creatures ment only for pleasure :v:[/QUOTE]
Did I say that? Please don't put words in my mouth.
I see a lot of dick girls and traps but no vagina boys. Disappointed.
[t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/f83c6409e1a1edbcd35a078ab9be2637/tumblr_mt75tmsnyo1sujxyxo1_500.jpg[/t]
let me cheer you up
just so you know, this doesn't float my boat
[QUOTE=nnanna;43436231][t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/f83c6409e1a1edbcd35a078ab9be2637/tumblr_mt75tmsnyo1sujxyxo1_500.jpg[/t]
let me cheer you up
just so you know, this doesn't float my boat[/QUOTE]
ok i totally understand and agree with transsexuals and shit
but jesus is this ugly
[QUOTE=nnanna;43436231]Well, that's a thing[/QUOTE]
The fact that this is completely unphotoshopped amazes and scares me. How does someone like that look exactly like that, yet some other people have trouble looking like the opposite sex?
Wiki page for people don't know:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel[/url]
[QUOTE=megafat;43436422]The fact that this is completely unphotoshopped amazes and scares me. How does someone like that look exactly like that, yet some other people have trouble looking like the opposite sex?
Wiki page for people don't know:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel[/url][/QUOTE]
testosterone is pretty strong hormone compared to estrogen so taking it will eventually make your body look pretty manly at some point, i don't know how long he has been on hormones but its been a while so the changes are pretty good
[QUOTE=nnanna;43436231][t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/f83c6409e1a1edbcd35a078ab9be2637/tumblr_mt75tmsnyo1sujxyxo1_500.jpg[/t]
let me cheer you up
just so you know, this doesn't float my boat[/QUOTE]
This kind of scares me
[QUOTE=nnanna;43436231]*pussyman*
let me cheer you up
just so you know, this doesn't float my boat[/QUOTE]
My penis cringed
I would link something but the only clip I know of him is him riding a Sybian on Howard Stern.
As much as I like men with vaginas, I prefer them a little less macho.
[QUOTE=Noi;43439042]I see no butts, only tumblr idiot[/QUOTE]
Scroll down, silly. Pictures start on page 2.
[img]http://puu.sh/6bOED.png[/img]
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