What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Yahnich;43068063]what kind of a monster fries them on both sides, then you miss the delicious gooey yolk, it'll be all dry[/QUOTE]
But an over easy egg still has the great dipping yolk unless whoever's making them is a terrible person.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;43068063]what kind of a monster fries them on both sides, then you miss the delicious gooey yolk, it'll be all dry[/QUOTE]
egg is best when it is buttered on bread
[editline]4th December 2013[/editline]
literally gives me a boner
I like my eggs like I like my women
[sp]Inside of other women[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43068273]I like my eggs like I like my women
[sp]Inside of other women[/sp][/QUOTE]
[t]http://s15.postimg.org/ijoeq59hn/18437191.jpg[/t]
????
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43068273]I like my eggs like I like my women
[sp]Inside of other women[/sp][/QUOTE]
I am struggling to wrap my brain around this.
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;43068898]I am struggling to wrap my brain around this.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DYvcgGv.png[/IMG]
As in a woman's eggs.
The second half is a lesbian joke.
:joker:
[QUOTE=Reds;43065522]I came here for cars and computers, what the fuck is all of this human and furry porn doing here[/QUOTE]
Ok
[Img]http://webtaj.com/images/ford-transit-supervan-tweet-januari_72336.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Reds;43065522]I came here for cars and computers, what the fuck is all of this human and furry porn doing here[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/337/2/0/black_widow_on_wheels_by_drewgardner-d6wncv6.jpg[/IMG]
now this is something I can get behind
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;43073263][IMG]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/337/2/0/black_widow_on_wheels_by_drewgardner-d6wncv6.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
"tony, are you sure that your new invention is the most efficient way to travel and carry with you"
"yes, absolutely"
[QUOTE=Reds;43073760]"tony, are you sure that your new invention is the most efficient way to travel and carry with you"
"yes, absolutely"[/QUOTE]
Either way I'm sure you can have a lot of fun riding it.
[url=http://xhamster.com/movies/2101260/softcore_asian_teen_cotton_panty_massage.html]Softcore can be nice too.[/url]
So is this thread serious?
Because like above, it just makes this thread hilarious
It's serious/nonserious.
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;43073263][IMG]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/337/2/0/black_widow_on_wheels_by_drewgardner-d6wncv6.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Can I take it for a test drive?
[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;43067357][IMG]http://eggs.ab.ca/images/recipes/the-basics/fried.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Good god there is no bacon or sausage here. What the hell kind of breakfast is this?
I'm dissapointed by the lack of traps
[t]http://i.imgur.com/0x06zK0.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/lw1nDYj.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nOW329m.jpg[/t]
it sucks that so many of the trap pics I find run the border of shota though
[editline]5th December 2013[/editline]
also this sort of art style is pretty great as well
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Hobn9RE.jpg[/t]
-snip-
Oh wow thanks.
Thanks for posting that.
That's just nice.
[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;43067357][img]http://eggs.ab.ca/images/recipes/the-basics/fried.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Fuck your eggs, French Omelettes and Eggs Benedict are the best
[img]http://whiskedfoodie.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/omelet-450x299.jpg[/img]
[img]http://feedme.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834557a3069e201156fdd0a9e970c-500wi[/img]
[img]http://www.tasteofglasgow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/eggs-benedict.jpg[/img]
How did I know there was gonna be food in here?
When my mom bakes me a cake I get a massive boner.
[t]http://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1410693_10202624433200675_853267399_o.jpg[/t][t]http://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1403021_10202624433480682_1167162765_o.jpg[/t]
Riding in this sexy beast of a car gets me diamond hard.
!!!GIMMOK IS GOD OF FAST THREADS ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME AND SAY HORSERADISH!!!
[QUOTE=code_gs;43076107]Sorry for the watermark, but what the fuck
][/QUOTE]
His thoughts "eugh, I can tell she's constipated"
[editline]5th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=GastricTank;43061761]Short hair and a cute face, like Audrey Hepburn here.
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67144542/Pictures/i.jpg[/t]
aaAa
oh also when the girl is the bookworm kind of dame. Formal, smart, and maybe shy. uwu[/QUOTE]
Woolie?
[editline]5th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;43062381]Being the target of said squirts (or cumshots) is even hotter.[/QUOTE]
Long shot here....would it turn you on to clean the resultant stains out of a futon? And if so, is there any sort of time limit with that?
Thanks for quoting that image. Very nice, totally what I want to see at 5am.
Let's get something to ease the burns yes?
[t]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/hollywoodasia/1607Mai_Shiranui_-_2.jpg[/t]
That's better.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;43077612]Cosplaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/111996868/cosply/542646_432388646848647_1378084484_n.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
there is snow
she must be cold as fuck
[t]http://www.noncipossocredere.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/oops-im-sexy.jpg[/t]
I wish I knew the name for it
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