[QUOTE=a-cookie;17758096]Darren Shan you fucked up everything :3[/QUOTE]
No the movie company did.
oh ye...
[QUOTE=Hamm0;17758131]No the movie company did.[/QUOTE]
If I was Darren, I wouldn't allow this. No matter how much they are paying him, for the amount of time and effort he has no doubt put into 2 series, no amount is worth seeing it butchered like this.
That pretty much sums up how I feel about this. It looks absolutely awful, but there is no hope for a better version now so I guess the world is pretty much over.
Some music that will fit the moment [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDBz_naagJE[/MEDIA]
Its the end of the world as we know it!
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;17726327]The books were really good, but the ending to last the last book sucked.
I hated that [sp] Darren was sent back in time as a little person and then stopped himself and Steve from becoming enemies and changed the course of the future[/sp] Wouldnt Mr. Tiny just change shit again?[/QUOTE]
He doesn't need to: [sp]The future will unfold as it did and all people involved in the events are replaced as the universe tries to realign itself. However, Darren uses his diary to bring these events to public attention at the very end, undoing Mr Tiny's gambit.[/sp]
[QUOTE=a-cookie;17758290]Some music that will fit the moment [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDBz_naagJE[/MEDIA]
Its the end of the world as we know it![/QUOTE]
Good lad
I read these books from school oh so long ago, and I only remembered I needed to finish them recently. They are actually a good read, despite them getting a bit dry towards the end of the series. The Demonata was much more gripping though iirc. It used to get my imagination out of the "video game state".
[QUOTE=TINCAN;17762233]Good lad
I read these books from school oh so long ago, and I only remembered I needed to finish them recently. They are actually a good read, despite them getting a bit dry towards the end of the series. The Demonata was much more gripping though iirc. It used to get my imagination out of the "video game state".[/QUOTE]
I have read the Demonata series a couple of times, its just a great story. Rate me agree if you agree :slick:
[QUOTE=Playaz;17764489]I have read the Demonata series a couple of times, its just a great story. Rate me agree if you agree :slick:[/QUOTE]
I've not read them all though, all of em up to Deaths Shadow, need to get the others...
Demonata movie HAS to be good... Darren Shans rep depends on it..
It'll need to be an 18.
[QUOTE=Drasnus;17774601]It'll need to be an 18.[/QUOTE]
Is it confirmed that they're being made? It better be true to the book...I want to see Grubs family [sp]torn apart 10 minutes in....[/sp]
[QUOTE=cyclocius;17774838]Is it confirmed that they're being made? It better be true to the book...I want to see Grubs family torn apart 10 minutes in....[/QUOTE]
Spoiler that shit you shit face.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;17774838]Is it confirmed that they're being made? It better be true to the book...[SPOILER]I want to see Grubs family torn apart 10 minutes in[/SPOILER]....[/QUOTE]
Yeah Cover It Up bitch
[QUOTE=Drasnus;17730147][IMG]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2087/dsmlk.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
So true..... ;/
This movie looks like shit, i'm sorry, it could have been so well made but they fucked it up.
3 days to go... watching it on saturday....
PREMIER TODAY :razz: :downs: :razz:
HOPE YOU SEE IT!
Seeing tomorrow :3:
Been watching this thread.... made an account just to talk about it
Saw the film today
it was ok and will ferrel was ok in the film...
Allthough in the first 3 books [sp] Steve wasnt a vampanise... atleast not known [/sp]
I like how he's playing a psp when he should be dead
Lol that was awesome...
But nobody knew Leftys name was harkat.... until book 4 anyway
So they screwed with it
Anally...
WHAT THE F?
They replaced Debbie hemlock with a monkey girl...
Little persons do not wear masks.
And harkat has a name in the first movie.
Darren is too old I imagined him as a 14-13 year old boy.
And yeah from the trailer it looks like darren WANTS to be a vampire
And mister crepsley looks like nothing that he is described....
Still gonna see it though...
One more thing
Where is tommy and adam?
And vampanese are purple.. Murlough wasn't purple :(
WHERE THE HELL IS TOMMY AND ABAM
AND Mr. Dalton D':
[QUOTE=ZuXer;17993985]WHAT THE F?
They replaced Debbie hemlock with a monkey girl...
Little persons do not wear masks.
And harkat has a name in the first movie.
Darren is too old I imagined him as a 14-13 year old boy.
And yeah from the trailer it looks like darren WANTS to be a vampire
And mister crepsley looks like nothing that he is described....
Still gonna see it though...[/QUOTE]
They got rid of Debbie?!? Those fuckers!
I just read the plot...
they raped it...
oh god...
[sp]The Vampire's Assistant, based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan called The Saga of Darren Shan, is a fantasy-adventure about a teenager who unknowingly breaks a 100-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires, a peaceful group called the Vampire Clan who doesn't kill their victems, and a group of stereotypical bloodsucking killers called the vampaneze. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, one teen will vanish from the safety of a boring existence and fulfill his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares.
Typical 16-year-old Darren (Chris Massoglia) hung out with his best friend Steve (Josh Hutcherson), got decent grades, and usually stayed out of trouble. But when he and Steve stumble upon a traveling freak show, Steve recognizes one of the performers as a vampire. After the police shut down the show, Darren and Steve get separated. Steve goes to the vampire Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly) and tries to convince him to make Steve into a vampire. Darren went to steal Crepsley's poisonous spider Madam Octa, and overhears the conversation between Crepsley and Steve. Crepsley says Steve has bad blood and refuses to turn him into a vampire. Steve swears to kill Crepsley and leaves.
When Crepsley realizes that Madam Octa has been stolen, Darren runs away as fast as he can until he runs into a limo. He is told to get inside and there he meets Desmond Tiny (Michael Cerveris) and Murlough (Ray Stevenson). Murlough calls him a blood bag while Tiny says that he has potential. They drop him off at his house where he sneaks back into his room.
The next day at school, Darren has Madam Octa in his locker and Steve sees him talking to her. Darren reveals he overheard the conversation between Steve and Crepsley. As Steve tries to take a look at Madam Octa, she escapes and bites him. Darren goes to Crepsley to ask for the antidote. Crepsley agrees to under the condition that Darren become his assistant as a half vampire. Darren agrees reluctantly and Crepsley bloods him. They go to the hospital where Crepsley administers the antidote. Darren then sounds the alarm forcing Crepsley to leave without him. However the vampire part of Darren soon begin too be to much for him to handle. After Darren nearly feeds on his sister he agrees to leave with Crepsley. He fakes his own death and a funeral is held for him. During the wake Steve notices the scars on his fingertips from when Crepsley turned him.
Crepsley then digs up Darren's grave when they are attacked by Murlough. Murlough wants to capture Darren and bring him to Tiny. Crepsley eventually manages to lose Murlough and return to the Cirque. Darren meets and becomes friends with Evra Von (Patrick Fugit) the snake boy and Rebecca (Jessica Carlson) and the three quickly become friends from the work they do together. As Steve is contemplating suicide, Mr. Tiny stops him and offers him a chance to become a Vampaneze like Murlough. Tiny has several Vampaneze go to the Cirque to kidnap Darren. As Darren hasn't fed yet he doesn't have any powers and is forced to run while the rest of the Cirque tries to stop them. In the end they kidnap Rebecca and have Evra tell Darren to go home.
Steve walks into the Shan house to ask them to adopt him which they refuse. He then has Murlough Capture them. Darren arrives to late too save his family and sees the flier for Cirque Du Freak. Crepsley learns where Darren went and goes after him. Darren arrives at the theater he and Steve saw Cirque Du Freak were Murlough and Steve are waiting for him. Steve offers Darren a chance to join them. If he kills Rebecca, Steve will let his family go. Darren refuses and tries to fight them but is easily overpowered from not drinking any blood. Crepsley arrives and fights Murlough. Rebecca uses her tail to free herself while Mr. Tiny watches from the balcony. Steve helps Murlough against Crepsley while Rebecca offers Darren some of her blood. He reluctantly agrees and help Crepsley against Steve and Murlough. Crepsley kills Murlough and then Steve and Darren fight. Tiny stops them before turning Murlough into a Little Person. Tiny, Steve and Murlough then leave.
Crepsley, Darren, and Rebecca take Darren's family back to their house where Crepsley hypnotizes them to forget the whole thing. Before they leave Darren and Rebecca share a kiss and then they return to the Cirque were Darren is voted into the group (Evra attempted to vote twice). Gavner Paul (Willem Dafoe) arrives to tell Crepsley that the war has started. He says that they need to take Darren to Vampire Mountain. Crepsley says that Darren should rest for a day. In Darren and Evra's tent they find that Darren now has his own coffin with speakers.[/sp]
For people like me who have not read the book, it was a great movie.
Lots of fun and I look forward to the sequel.
ARR....... Dont go saying your a massive darren shan fan PLEASE....
Your nota fan if you havent read the MOFO BOOK!
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17998742]For people like me who have not read the book, it was a great movie.
Lots of fun and I look forward to the sequel.[/QUOTE]
For some reason the monkey girl is hot maybe? (obviously without a tail) Shes my age so i couldn't give a fuck
I never cared for Cirque de Freak, and this is so gonna turn into Twilight.
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