wait thats a guy
[editline]01:12AM[/editline]
people in amsterdam like bikes
[img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs418.snc3/25189_104828849554278_100000814909894_57650_2744399_n.jpg[/img]
Tried to find a witty bike/weed joke, this is what i got
One day george bush is out for a jog by himself, and he comes along this bridge and a car comes speeding by and almost hits him so he dives over into the river. Well later on the river bank three kids were fishing and they caught him and pulled him to shore and he gets up.
"Wow, how can I ever repay you kids?" asked george.
The first kid replies, " I want a new [B]bike[/B]."
"Well alright, i'll get you a 18 speed huffy. What about you?"
The second kid says, "I want a dirt bike!"
'Well alright then you'll get a new bike. Now what about you?"
The third kid says, "I want a new electric wheelchair with a cd player and a bag of [B]pot[/B]."
Bush stands there pondering his request and asks, " Why do you need a wheelchair?"
"Because my dads gonna beet my ass for saving you from drowning."
[QUOTE=RawRKat!90;21047391]Blonde[IMG]http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q33/bucket_lover90/photo00010.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
it might help us decide if this one wasn't in b&w :banjo:
One kid: "What did you get for your birthday?"
Gyspy friend: "Your bike" :smug:
[QUOTE=Lithifold;21044231][img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs426.snc3/24599_390839158104_538358104_3930843_873346_n.jpg[/img]
Broken glasses :([/QUOTE]
For a second I thought you were a girl with the hair like that.
No make that 10 seconds.
[editline]10:52AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=RawRKat!90;21047391]Which hair colour suits me best?
*hair*
[/QUOTE]
While the pictures and styles are nice and everything they look like the person who took them just walked out of his "Myspace Angles 101" class.
[editline]10:53AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;21051399]it might help us decide if this one wasn't in b&w :banjo:[/QUOTE]
Might help if we actually could see her face.
[QUOTE=Parakon;21049841][img]http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs218.snc3/22567_249617957386_703092386_4854084_6261430_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
god dammit what did i say
[QUOTE=Parakon;21039410][IMG]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v650/80/85/703092386/n703092386_2256197_9360.jpg[/IMG]
the most confusing yet[/QUOTE]
His legs are incredible.
[quote][IMG]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v650/80/85/703092386/n703092386_2256197_9360.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
That's a dude? I want him in my bed [sp]naked[/sp]
And I thought I looked Gay in my new shirt
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/RomaZroddoma/IMG_0611.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Foghorn;21053170]His legs are incredible.[/QUOTE]
his face sure isn't
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;21053261]That's a dude? I want him in my bed [sp]naked[/sp]
And I thought I looked Gay in my new shirt
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/RomaZroddoma/IMG_0611.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
you still do
[editline]10:55PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=dcalde78;21053327]his face sure isn't[/QUOTE]
i dunno i think he'd look better with a smaller nose but he's not bad
i don't judge. man or woman, if it's hot it's hot
[QUOTE=Rusty101;21053342]man or woman[/QUOTE]
that's the point, you can't tell unless you see the rest of him
[QUOTE=Rusty101;21053342]
i dunno i think he'd look better with a smaller nose but he's not bad
i don't judge. man or woman, if it's hot it's hot[/QUOTE]
I whole-heartedly agree.
[QUOTE=Rusty101;21053342]you still do[/QUOTE]
Yay
Alright fuck
[QUOTE=dcalde78;21053383]that's the point, you can't tell unless you see the rest of him[/QUOTE]
what? it's been established that it's a man/crossdresser/shemale
someone seems a bit hung up about it, got some issues you want to deal with?
well I've never heard of him/her/whatever before
[QUOTE=dcalde78;21053472]well I've never heard of him/her/whatever before[/QUOTE]
its a manwoman that parakon wants to bang and i say go for it and good luck
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;21053261]That's a dude? I want him in my bed [sp]naked[/sp]
And I thought I looked Gay in my new shirt
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/RomaZroddoma/IMG_0611.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
your shirt is too big for you
and you need to do all the buttons up
it's true angue is right
also the pattern is pretty hideous tbh
not all the buttons youd look like a mong, needs to do one more. the very top is only when you are wearing a tie
not in the uk son
[QUOTE=Rusty101;21053788]not all the buttons youd look like a mong, needs to do one more. the very top is only when you are wearing a tie[/QUOTE]
nope ur rong sorry
he has his top two undone and he should do up the one underneath the top but not the top FACT
[editline]11:45PM[/editline]
you crazy brits
what would australiananailians know all they were is flip flops and shorts cos its always sunny and never rains ever and they all live by the beach
[QUOTE=Angooose;21053870]what would australiananailians know all they were is flip flops and shorts cos its always sunny and never rains ever and they all live by the beach[/QUOTE]
convicts tbh
yep
thats how they used to wear the prison uniforms with the top button done up so now they dont like it
[QUOTE=Angooose;21053870]what would australiananailians know all they were is flip flops and shorts cos its always sunny and never rains ever and they all live by the beach[/QUOTE]
it rained today!!!
[editline]11:56PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;21053935]yep
thats how they used to wear the prison uniforms with the top button done up so now they dont like it[/QUOTE]
dont diss the prison garb its a mighty fine outfit better than ur casual wear! us prisoners know style
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.