[QUOTE=Memnoth;31752812]Well, I'm simply postulating a hypothesis where communication would be a more simplistic interactive engagement. But you seem to be really offended for some reason.[/QUOTE]
LONG WURDAS MAKE ME SMRAT
[editline]18th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Memnoth;31792852]huge image of some fuckhead
This is what happens when you drink to the point you no longer can control your legs.[/QUOTE]
Related.
ITT: I am smart. Maybe I'm not that smart? Holy fuck I'm dumb time to get really drunk and smash my head into the wall.
[QUOTE=Da Fat Cat v3;31796293]ITT: I am smart. Maybe I'm not that smart? Holy fuck I'm dumb time to get really drunk and smash my head into the wall.[/QUOTE]
an epic journey of self discovery
What is going on here?
Edit: It's funny but it makes no sense as a whole.
[QUOTE=Falchion;31802038]What is going on here?
Edit: It's funny but it makes no sense as a whole.[/QUOTE]
I should really quit drinking.
ITT: I'm smart and autistic. But I also go out and get drunk (look at this pic) so I'm not a nerd!
You sound kind of like a douchebag, OP. Like you've got some kind of sense of superiority.
[QUOTE=Memnoth;31789535]Sarcasm... the last defense of a language depraved person.[/QUOTE]
Internet, the last defense from social outcasts.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31809718]You sound kind of like a douchebag, OP. Like you've got some kind of sense of superiority.[/QUOTE]
Actually I'm quite nice when you get to know me. But before that, everyone is considered a mean bully. Perhaps I'm being paranoid.
[QUOTE=commander204;31822993]Internet, the last defense from social outcasts.[/QUOTE]
You do realize that that statement applies to you as well?
I don't even remember posting that picture. And since everyone keeps pestering me about my autistic behavior I can tell you that my perception of social interaction is a hell, infinite caged, never to be changed, a prison without range, steel bars unchanged.
[editline]19th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;31791590]"An ideal human"
Wow. Fucking wow.
I'm sorry that's either the most pretentious combination of words I have ever heard or I see someone who agrees with eugenics[/QUOTE]
So you're saying that a mere compliment, in metaphorical abstraction expressed, defines me as a pretentious person or an active eugenic promoter. That's ridiculous.
My one rule for language is that you should be able to easily articulate whatever you're discussing, while not sounding totally batshit.
I call bullshit on "I'm autistic."
I'm autistic and I'm perfectly fine.
Someone is REALLY trying to appear smart.
[editline]20th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Memnoth;31825089] I can tell you that my perception of social interaction is a hell, infinite caged, never to be changed, a prison without range, steel bars unchanged.
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I don't want to bash you and I don't think thats the right thing to do, but you seem to have some serious issues, and you come off as someone who thinks they're infinitely more intelligent and inherently superior to anybody they meet. And you enforce this by speaking like you're on some linguistic highground as well. And I don't know what kind of autism you have, but I'm gonna tell you, the internet is not an ideal place to vent that, nor is it a good place to display that, if you talk to more people like you do, you're going to get insulted to way further degree than here, and you're not gonna like it. It will probably make you think of social interaction in an even worse way the more you do it.
[editline]20th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Memnoth;31790776]You are cprrect, I am too drunk to respomnse accordingly, but you are a nice person, an ideal human. I think I'm going to lie down for a moment. Thank you.[/QUOTE]
Also, you sound a lot like Hitler in that post, it probably wasn't intentional, but you should maybe reconsider your point there. Calling people "ideal humans" is bound to offend about 99.999999% of just about everybody. Its not a smart move.
[editline]20th August 2011[/editline]
Oh and PS.: Even if you don't remember posting that, you still posted it, and we can all see it.
[editline]20th August 2011[/editline]
If you really are Autistic, then I presume you're not intending to come off the way you do, and I don't think we can help you in any way to be honest, so the only pro tip I can give you is to stop posting, and get off the internet. Its filled with people who will not understand your condition and just assume that you're talking shit to them, and will thus be very hostile.
Holy fucking shit. I had NO IDEA someone could actually be this nerdy. Literally no idea.
[QUOTE=Daggoth;31790694]Memnoth, you claim that you're trying to learn how to communicate effectively. People have been telling you exactly how to do that. Speak clearly and concisely. Be direct and economical with your use of language. Having a large vocabulary can be a huge asset to all forms of communication, but truly effective communication comes from knowing how to use that vocabulary efficiently and unpretentiously. I'm not trying to make you angry or insult you, but you need to understand that colloquialisms arise from a need to communicate a complicated concept more quickly and efficiently. Language evolves to make it easier to express ideas.[/QUOTE]
Or in the style of the OP:
Memnoth, you postulate that you're attempting to comprehend a means by which to communicate in an efficacious manner. Individuals have been divulging to yourself precisely howupon one would perform such a task. Intone acutely and in a laconic fashion. Be straightforward and parsimonious with your application of linguistic skills. Possessing a grandiose repertoire of verbiage can be a massive boon to all varieties of communication, but unequivocally efficacious communication derives from being cognizant of the manner in which to employ such vocabulary efficiently and unpretentiously. I'm not endeavouring to render you irascible or asperse you, but it is for the best resolution to yourself to grasp that colloquialisms are derived from the exigency of dissemination of a perplexing supposition with due haste and shrewdness. Language achieves elaboration in pursuit of elementary means of definitive theories.
Language is an art, and there aren't any concrete rules for art. Just customs and trends, which change over time.
This thread is a troll thread I'm pretty sure.
Am I the only one who thinks so?
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;31837128]This thread is a troll thread I'm pretty sure.
Am I the only one who thinks so?[/QUOTE]
No.
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