• have you ever been in a fight?
    106 replies, posted
[QUOTE=Death_God;40555127]i was the man he killed[/QUOTE] I was the kill he manned
A friend of mine in junior high had a crazy neigbhor (same age as us) who crashed a plan party one time, jumped me from behind, and jammed his thumb into my eye socket. Was walking home from school one time and stopped some dumbass with a switch blade from a stealing a little sixth grader's skateboard. I've thrown a decent number of people across rooms/into walls. The first time was an accident (Was grade school age, and I was just trying to lightly tools the guy onto a couch to send the message "I don't want to fight you, and you don't want to fight me". I overthrew him a bit, he slammed into the wall, fell behind the couch, and landed on his damn cat [ the cat was fine, he was a bit worse for the wear]). After that it became my goto for a while, got the message across without causing too much damage. A few other things I don't want to mention, and yeah, that's all I can think of now.
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;40560517]I was the kill he manned[/QUOTE] I'm Spartacus
This ugly asshole was staring me down, judging me almost, then he just starts frowning at me as if I'm a disgusting piece of shit to him or something. He's one of those really skinny faggot types, walking around shirtless like some kind of dumb hillbilly. I was looking at him through a window in my bedroom, mind, so I figured I was pretty safe, he wouldn't actually come through and attack me, right? Well no, the asshole swings through the glass trying to hit me. Luckily, it bloods up his hand pretty good, but it also managed to catch my knuckles and so both of us have bloody fists, and both of us were so furious we just kept punching and punching and punching like assholes until there wasn't any glass left and I realised that I was fighting with my mirror
...wait. The funniest "fight" I've ever been in had to be the time this fried brained idiot (the kind that gives all stingers a bad name) was shining a damn laser pointer in my eye before PE. I gave him plebtly of warning that I'd break the damn thing if he didn't stop, he didn't, so I grabbed it out of his hand and squeezed it till it fell apart. That really pissed him off, so he came at me, fists already flying, and I pushed down on his head and held him at a distance, the fucking moron didn't even think of trying to lunch me in the arm, he just kept trying to push forward [editline]7th May 2013[/editline] And swin
I beat down this middle eastern kid once because he was pissing me off, thats all
(Dammit jellybean, the fuck?) ...g at me.
A 30 year old guy was once going to murder me for wishing death upon him but that's about it.
Two hobos were fighting over a bench, one of them got there first so I helped him get rid of the other hobo so he could sleep on the bench at night When I was in the military, a soldier flipped my commanding officers dining table all over on him and punched him in the face at lunch time just because he was talking about politics at that time. So I punched the soldier too but I was the only one who got in the Solitary for one day
A few chavs (who I had a history with) squared up to me in the middle of town, one of them started to shove me and make incomprehensible threats as they do, decided to cut the crap and punched him to the ground in one, breaking his cheekbone. Then I got 3 months in prison Worth it though, those kinds of scum deserve everything they get
Nope. I was one of those kids who nobody really hated because I kept to myself and my group of friends. Never started anything either because I was too gentle to start anything.
Thread of thug life. The only fight I had was with my friend because we wanted to know what it feels like. ~Fight club~. Was fun btw
-snip.
[QUOTE=Neat!;40555111]i killed a man[/QUOTE] I killed fitty men
I don't have fights but people don't like me. People never invite me to parties, they never talk to me or anything. I think it is because i'm ugly as fuck.
Got jumped by like 5 weaklings about 2 months ago. Never fell or anything.
I guess you could say I did, but it was really one-sided. And by one-sided I mean I got beat up in an alleyway.
Yeah, and I wish I hadn't. It was in high school, and a guy kept trying to taunt/fight me at every opportunity, as he did with a lot of people. He had little man complex, as you know it. He wanted to prove he could beat up a pro-amateur boxer (I did amateur boxing in high school, but at the time had over 100 fights, as in fights in the ring) and after winning, I got kicked out of school and my boxing program on "bullying" technicalities. It's not really anything I'm proud of and for what it gave me, it wasn't worth it.
3. 2 of them were the same person.
Never. I'm not the violent type.
A few times, nothing I am proud of, just stupid fights when I was younger and did not know better.
I can only think of two times and in both I was knocked out. I just don't want to hit people :(
At the age of 7 I was playing in a sandbox, some bully showed up and punched me for whatever reason. I started to fight back, but he pushed me down onto my knees, at that moment I grabbed a hand full of sand and threw it in hes face, he screamed a bit. As I threw sand I got up and pushed him so hard he fell down into the sand, I walked away right after. Last year at school I called some girl at my school an 'Ice Queen' because she was always harsh on my friends, She kicked my in the balls, but right after the hit connects I grabbed her leg and pull her up into the air leg so far she lost balance and fell on the ground with he clothes wet from the puddle of water she fell in. Boy she was pissed, Everyone at school looked at her when she smacked down, I started to laugh uncontrollably. We still talk to eachother. She havent kicked me ever since.
Kicking someone in the balls is fucking low, 'specially if girls do it.
Oh about a month ago I had TWO incidents in a amusement park in the Netherlands, I was with a group of schoolmates in a dark entrance, I scratched behind my ear, when I was finished suddenly my elbow hit a kid's head. A couple of hours later I was walking down the park to get in another attraction, we both weren't paying attention to the environment when my knee suddenly hit the forehead of a kid of 3 years old or so. I'm a clumsy fucker I give it that much.
Too many, and I've regretted every single one. Drink can do bad things to you.
Around 6 years ago I went on holiday with my dad and step mother. One of the other kids in the hotel had something wrong with his voice, so he sounded like the CO in Generation Kill. I took the piss out of him for it. I guess one day he got sick of it and he slugged me. I was too shocked to react, I just walked away. Now that I think on it, I think I pretty much deserved that one. I remember getting punched in the forehead for throwing a snowball at some other kid when I was like 8, we were all throwing snowballs so I had no idea what this kids problem was. Boys will be boys I guess.
Kid bothered me and my friends for months. In gym, he got crawled up into the bleachers and punched me in the chest for no goddamn reason. I pretty much snapped. I grabbed his shoulders, put my foot on his chest, and slammed his head into the wall. He never bothered us again.
Im a pacifist. So i never started fights. As in i never throw the punches. But i got beat up multiple times in middle school. Even though i did not lay a finger on the guy i still got 5 days out of school suspension. He attacked me because one of his friend randomly gave me a crappy made picture of a mustang. I thought nothing of it and ripped it up and threw it away. Minute later i got tackled and get pummeled. I had no idea wtf was going on. And i still got the same punishment as the guy who attacked me. Fucking zero tolerance is bullshit
Kicked the shit out of one of the most popular guys in the year (he was bullying me at the time). Went from social pariah to school hero for a while. Felt good.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.