Granted, but it's one of those annoying talentless vloggers on Youtube.
I want to be Captain Falcon :v:
Granted, but you're a literal falcon.
I wish for a good day.
Granted, good day is now the 8th day of the week (and it's a work day)
I wish it was 7:00AM
Granted, but it is 7:00AM on the final day of the earth. The apocalypse is coming to a close, and as the clock strikes 7:00AM, the earth shatters.
I wish this apocalypse never happens.
granted, but ragnarök happens instead
i wish i was a god
Granted, you're now the god of sewage. All the piss, shit and dirt in the gutters is your domain.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, you can fly... once... by jumping off of a building.
I need help cleaning kilerabv off of the pavement.
You have superhuman speed at cleaning up kilerabv, but you get typhoid fever.
I wish I can be happy
Granted, but you become bored with endless ecstasy.
I wish the world was exactly 1kg heavier.
Granted, but you gain all the weight yourself to increase the world's weight by 1kg.
I wish magic was real.
Granted, but the only magic that existed was used up by you making that wish.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted.
Granted, but sadly it is corrupted in the future.
I wish shitposting could be a real job :v:.
Sadly you'll be seen as a moron. Ironic or not.
I wish for my second hand embarrassment to begone.
Granted, but instead you embarrass yourself all the time.
I wish I was good looking and smart.
Granted, but you'll always have slurred speech and have to wear a mask, the world will never know of your good looks and intellect.
I wish I was a God Tier Meme
Granted, but people will get extremely annoyed by how unfunny you are and hate you two weeks later when you become overused.
I wish i had a Valve Rocket Launcher.
Granted
you're now banned from all TF2 servers
I wish I wasn't a disappointment
Granted, but your child will be the biggest disappointment in your life.
I wish for a good car.
Granted. But it's a stolen car and the police will come to your house and shoot you on sight.
I was one of those officers, I wish Unique_mask was alive again. xc
Granted but they're a zombie a eat you alive.
I wish that I could fall asleep wherever/whenever I wanted to
Granted, but you also fall asleep when you [I]don't[/I] want to. This leads to you finding yourself asleep in the middle of a four-way intersection in the busiest intersection of New York City (for absolutely no good reason) and as you sleep in the street, an oncoming school-bus full of grade-schoolers collides with your body leaving a bloody mess and dozens of frightened children. The bus driver commits suicide in the following days, while your family wonders how you ended up in New York... dead. The private investigator hired by your family begins digging up trails as to your whereabouts and daily activity. He sees you regularly post on facepunch.com and begins checking your posts. He sees you make this wish, and he begins to see it was some sort of magic at work. He reluctantly looks into the possibility of such a far-fetched idea, and begins to believe it somewhat. He realizes that I am responsible, and is coming to deal with the dark magic himself. He tracks my address, and finds himself standing outside my door with a loaded Colt 1911.
There's some weird guy outside, I wish he would go away.
Granted, but he was murdered and it was traced to you.
I wish I was normal.
Granted, but everyone else is weird as fuck
I wish I had a large stack of gold.
Granted, but now you're a leprecon.
I wish for a new car.
Granted, but you have to stick your dick into the exhaust pipe to get it running everytime.
I wish I would not get angry forever.
Granted, but whenever something that should really piss you off you wish you could get pissed, but sadly can't.
I wish for Rusty to play Undertale :v:
Granted, but he hates it and the ratings for the game plummet, making it be known as one of the worst games ever.
I wish to be skillful.
Granted, but you suffer from amnesia.
I wish catgirls were real.
Granted, but they're all horribly deformed and will suffer from extreme pain until they die.
I wish for a new technological revolution.
granted
it's killer robots that take over the world and establish a fascist government
i wish for more money
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