Granted. but it was by error and all the money you spent will have to be paid back with interest of 10% every week it isn't all paid in full.
I wish i had the power to teleport.
[QUOTE=erkor;49817783]granted
it's killer robots that take over the world and establish a fascist government
i wish for more money[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it's American Civil War Confederate money
I wish that I had wings
Granted, But they are tiny little butterfly wings.
I wish i was 6ft5 and built like a rugby player
Granted, but now everything feels tiny to you. You giant.
I wish I had a gaming computer.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49818205]Granted, but now everything feels tiny to you. You giant.
I wish I had a gaming computer.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it is now this computer
[IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/582891607923425280/sxZEQkRl.jpg[/IMG]
I wish I had unlimited cereal
Granted, but all of your cereal is Cheerios and you don't have sugar to make it taste any better.
I wish people would stop being so ignorant and greedy so we could finally come together and get rid of racism and poverty.
granted
racism is now replaced with extreme sexism
i wish i was a cool kid
Granted, but you'll never feel warmth again.
I wish that I had more hobbies that I enjoyed.
Granted, but you get bored with those hobbies later on and want new ones.
I wish i could do a Hadouken :v:
Granted, but the sheer energy of the hadouken uses every tangible bit of your body until you disintegrate.
I wish I had a real life spawn menu.
Granted. Unfortunately, the only thing you can spawn is Dr. Kleiner. Oh, fiddlesticks.
I wish I had some bacon ranch cheese spread right about now.
Granted, but Its a year past the expiration date
I wish I could be a Lumberjack
Granted, but you are incredibly week and do poorly on the job.
I wish I could speak to animals but also still be able to speak to people as well
Granted, but they are all dicks to you.
I wish that America was the world!
Granted, but the world's President is Donald Trump and the vice president is Bill Clinton.
I wish the MP5 replaced the R8 Revolver in CS:GO.
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49829008]Granted, but the world's President is Donald Trump and the vice president is Bill Clinton.
I wish the MP5 replaced the R8 Revolver in CS:GO.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but every bullet from the MP5 deals 200 damage.
I wish that we could meet aliens.
granted, its the burning legion from wow
i wish i had real life friends that cared about what i did and liked me
Granted, but you have to lie to every single on of them once.
I wish for
granted, but
i wish the last wish had a wish
Granted, but the wish was terrible.
I wish anime wasn't a mistake.
Granted, but your life will be considered one.
I wish I was a youtube millionaire.
[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49835687]Granted, but your life will be considered one.
I wish I was a youtube millionaire.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you find out your only way of fame was being a reaction channel and everyone on YT keeps making videos talking shit about you.
I wish WatchMojo stopped existing.
Granted, but you're permanently subscribed to the top 10 top 10 channels, on all accounts.
I wish I didn't have such a spotty face :v:
Granted, instead you have a really spotty arse. The type that hurts and several burst every time you sit down and get the horrible stench of puss.
I wish i had a new car
Granted, ant the car doesnt need gas! Instead it runs on Windows Vista and it crashes every other hour
I wish I had the dankest pokemon cards
Granted but, you fall into a puddle and they get all wet.
I wish my waifu was real.
Granted, but she ain't your wife.
I wish for my life to be documented.
[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49837593]Granted, but she ain't your wife.
I wish for my life to be documented.[/QUOTE]
Granted. It's filed under "Most Hated People" for some reason.
I wish I had enough money so I could quit work.
Granted, but it's dirty money you can't launder.
I wish my friend would stop thinking with his dick.
Granted, now [I]you[/I] think with his dick.
I wish that Leo's Oscar was taken away. [sp] For no reason in particular, let the memes continue. [/sp]
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