Granted, but only because it wasn't a grand enough trophy to compliment his dedication. it is replaced with a platinum version.
I wish I had an evil volcano lair.
Granted, but it's active.
I wish everyone on Youtube knew how much of a terrible person KEEMSTAR is.
Granted, but he keeps his comedic popcorn.
I wish Pyrocynical gets equal attention to LeafyIsHere
Granted, but this is done by them both having NO attention.
I wish I was a rock star, that I could get my show on and get paid.
[QUOTE=Unique_mask;49842974]Granted, but this is done by them both having NO attention.
I wish I was a rock star, that I could get my show on and get paid.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but the glitter ain't gold.
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A WISH.
I wish i had a triple cheese burger and chips right now.
Granted, but the burger has a lot of mustard on it and the chips are American chips and also undersalted.
I wish I could throw shapes.
Granted, but they come back and hit you.
I wish waifus were real.
Granted, but they are blood sucking leeches that murder you on contact.
I wish i could teleport to anywhere i wanted.
Granted, except your teleportations will send you to a random year between 8000 BCE and 3000 CE
I wish i didn't get ninja'd
Granted, but it's only temporary.
I wish prank channels/conspiracy theorist channels/god awful reaction channels stopped existing on YT.
Granted but, they make their own video media site, they soon trump YT and eventually buy google.
I wish I could just go to any one universe I wanted and be there forever.
Granted, but you'll always be a background character, never to be noticed by the main or even side characters.
I wish I was legitimately magic, with all them firebolts and shit.
Granted, but the US government will be out for your blood so as to make supersoldiers out of you.
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, That is what I'd truly like to be, Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, Everyone would be in love with me!
Granted, but now you're just a slice of ham, because Oscar Mayer has a way with of B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
I wish I wish I was a fish; a fishy-wish I wish.
Granted, but you get eaten by a cat :v:.
I wish i could post That Cat without getting banned.
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49855587]Granted, but you get eaten by a cat :v:.
I wish i could post That Cat without getting banned.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you're doomed to forever remain in OIFY.
I wish I was a much better programmer than I am right now.
Granted. You're better at programming with Adobe's ActionScript which will prove irrelevant in the rise of HTML5.
I wish I had a Green Lantern's willpower.
Granted, but it fails a lot of the time.
I wish that the Damn Daniel meme would stop existing.
Granted, but you become the meme.
I wish I could lucid dream better.
Granted, but your dreams are haunted by Freddy Krueger.
I wish DC Comics would pull their heads out their asses.
Granted, but now their heads are in YOUR ass!
I wish all my problems were solved.
Granted, but even worse problems come.
I wish Grand Dad (The Flintstones Theme) was implemented into every song :v:
Granted, but when the flintstones sue over it, you have to take the blame.
I wish I was a reanimated skeleton.
Granted, but you can't hear, see or taste anything again.
I wish that I didn't have this stupid speaking habbit I have.
Your wish is granted, you no longer have a stupid speaking habit and can speak normally.
But, you always say stupid shit.
I wish I had a shiny quarter.
Granted. It's still $0.25, so that won't do you much good.
I wish Pepsi Spire machines had Tropicana products.
[QUOTE=flashn00b;49903307]Granted. It's still $0.25, so that won't do you much good.
I wish Pepsi Spire machines had Tropicana products.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it's always watered down.
I wish I had 3 wishes.
Granted, but you waste them on food.
I wish i had unlimited wishes :v:.
Granted, but you can only wish for mundane things, no life changers here.
I wish that Damn Daniel was replaced with Durr Plant.
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