Honestly the hardest part of that is actually needing the loo. Any man should be able to drink his own urine at anytime.
if it happened now i could cause im thirsty
Urine is not toxic till the 3rd time it passes through your body.
I'll take over from here, EHHEM:
You finally finish downing that bucket of piss, and realize it reminds you of the first time drinking a Bud Light. The Boob Tube pops on and the little cute SAW puppet shows up. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MANIAC!" he yells, "WHO THE FUCK DRINKS THAT MUCH PISS? Oh, by the way, you pissed yourself. Have a nice day."
As you look down to examine your wet pants, you hear a door unlock and go back to your mediocre life, your personality unchanged.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;24382120]by the title I thought this trap involved an actual saw
The importance of fucking capitalizing[/QUOTE]
:irony:
Why do you think I wouldn't drink my own piss?
I'm sure this guy wouldn't mind
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EfG-e2SFrk[/media]
OP's writing skills are piss poor
the trap would be piss easy.
Drink the piss and enjoy it
The sad thing is the writing was better than the scripts for SAW 2 to 7
Youre like the worst writer ever. Ever. EVER.
I got a better one.
"You wake up in a small room. You are strapped on to a metal table. You are stripped of your clothes with the only light source being a dim lightbulb over your head. As you try to gather yourself, you hear a strange voice over the intercom. It is Jigsaw. You have many questions going on, but the only thing you can do, is listen.
Jigsaw then starts to explain the rules of "the game"
"Hello (Insert your name here), I want to play a game.
The game consists of something you enjoy, and something that you absolutely hate. The screen in front of you will show some lesbian porn. After a little while, a canister holding a button and mosquitoes. The canister is 8 and a half inches thick, you will try to get your penis hard and long enough to press the button at the end of the canister. You have 5 minutes."
You guys come up with the rest.
Seeing as piss is sterile and is filled with salt, most likely tasting like salty water, I could do it no problem.
[QUOTE=JolKally;24394754]I got a better one.
"You wake up in a small room. You are strapped on to a metal table. You are stripped of your clothes with the only light source being a dim lightbulb over your head. As you try to gather yourself, you hear a strange voice over the intercom. It is Jigsaw. You have many questions going on, but the only thing you can do, is listen.
Jigsaw then starts to explain the rules of "the game"
"Hello (Insert your name here), I want to play a game.
The game consists of something you enjoy, and something that you absolutely hate. The screen in front of you will show some lesbian porn. After a little while, a canister holding a button and mosquitoes. The canister is 8 and a half inches thick, you will try to get your penis hard and long enough to press the button at the end of the canister. You have 5 minutes."
You guys come up with the rest.[/QUOTE]
You previously forgot to mention you are a horse, so the task of making your penis long enough is almost trivial. Jigsaw shakes his head in disappointment.
what if you have a big dick like me
[QUOTE=KevinsLunchbox;24382033]a dark room sitting on your ass[/QUOTE]
So like, why is this dark room sitting on my ass, anyway.
[QUOTE=KevinsLunchbox;24382033]You wake up in a dark room sitting on your ass in no clothes and your body feels weird. The lights turn on and you see a cold empty concrete room with an old tv staring at you. In the reflection of the tv you see yourself and your naked body with a catheter in your urethra and the small tube leads to a jug to your left with a huge tube leading to a facemask/tube to your mouth floating in front of your face connected to a metal cap on your head. Beginning to panic you feel a chain around your neck connected by a masterlock in the front with the chain going behind your neck wrapped around a metal pipe on a bigger chain that looks like it'll shift up or down.
The tv turns on and you see the evil puppet. It does its normal thing (telling you why you're here and stuff about life) but tells you how to escape. "When the video is over, the helmet will clamp the facemask to your mouth where you must drink the half gallon of your own urine to relieve the pressure of the jug on the pressure sensors underneath it. When the jug is empty the tv will turn on and show you where the key to your neck lock is. Throughout the game every 1 minute the chain on the wall behind you will shift upwards bringing you to your feet and eventually off the ground till you no longer breathe. Should you break contact with the facemask using your hands you will automatically lose the game. You have 15 minutes. Let the game begin."[/QUOTE]
How about this.
I wake up and realise that since I live in Glasgow, I've probably just been stabbed and I'm delirious from blood loss and check myself into A&E
Sorted! :v:
ew, Fuck no, I would be shitting myself im in a dark room.:P
All you have to do is drink your piss? Guess that's not to bad, it is sterile.
I need to piss now,
Anyone thirsty?
:v:
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;24392970]Someone should make a Saw trap for OP, for the sin of his terrible writing[/QUOTE]
How about he has to write an interesting story in 5 minutes, with no grammar or spelling mistakes or else his penis will explode.
ew op keep your queer fetishes out of this forum
Saw traps are supposed to make you bring yourself painfully to near-death so that you learn to value your life and not be a douchebag, Jigsaw wasn't a frat boy.
how about this
you have 10 seconds to cut your own legs off, from the knees down.
If you don't you get your body teared in half.
How's this?
You wake up in a haze, not quite remembering what went on the day before. You're in a dark room; it smells of rot and death. You attempt to move, however any attempts to do so are met with resistance in every direction. You try to yell for someone, anyone, to help you--but your voice is hoarse and dry. You realize the only thing to do is wait, wait for an eternity until you figure out how to get out of here.
Suddenly, a bright light shines directly into your face. You squint, trying to cover your eyes with your hand--but again, you cannot move. As your eyes adjust to the blinding light, you realize that the light is emanating from a Television. A puppet pops up on the screen, spirals on his cheeks and his skin white as bone. He begins to speak in a deep, robotic voice. "Do you want to play a game?"
Howzat?
[QUOTE=Heigou;24383581]AFAIK, Piss is full of deadly toxins, so one way you're left getting choked, and the other way you're left poisoned.[/QUOTE]
IIRC Urine is sterile when it exits your body.
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;24382104]Yeah it's called Saw they made like 10 of them[/QUOTE]
They made 6, and one in 3D.
But still true tho. The OP is a dumb kid.
I thought of a rather ingenious Saw trap if I do say so myself.
The message would be a riddle. Like, "For every second you waste, I will increase by a half of a degree"
There would be a maze type room that would slowly start to increase in temperature, until the person is baked alive. The person would run around and probably start looking for a stove/thermostat/heater or something.
However, they would die. Why? Because it's a clock. Every second of a clock is 0.5 degrees. If they realized this and found the clock and flipped a switch behind it/broke it the trap would stop.
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