Probably no, I barely survived your shitty attempt at literature.
I drink my own piss all the time, this is a piece of cake.
Filled with piss.
Why dont they just put a gun to your head and kill you before you decided to test out literature?
Facepunch wouldn't survive a trap in which spikes moved closer to your head for every grammatical error you made.
Shittiest Saw trap ever
Survive OPs literature skills for 3 pages.
you're a terrible writer, you make me want to vomit
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because of your writing of course, not what you wrote about
Worst. Story. Ever.
I'd like to see someone drink a half gallon of [I]anything[/I] in 15 minutes, let alone their own piss.
I wouldn't mind this. Bring it on!
[img]http://media.funlol.com/content/img/my-body-is-ready.jpg[/img]
this story give anyone else a boner?
Nobody commented on my attempt at the story. :saddowns:
Not even the real jigsaw would do something this disturbing.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;24420623]Not even the real jigsaw would do something this disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Actually drinking piss can cure some diseases.
OP is pissing in a sea of piss.
I'd do it, people drink piss in the desert to survive, so yeah.
[QUOTE=Sentinel Shadow;24421363]I'd do it, people drink piss in the desert to survive, so yeah.[/QUOTE]
But piss is salty. Wouldn't that make you even more thirsty?
[QUOTE=FKop_Dragon;24420893]OP is pissing in a sea of piss.[/QUOTE]
Mikfoz hiding out in the OP's mouth?
The TV turns on and begins showing super mega fucking porn, you're trapped in place by locks holding you down by the wrists. The self destruct button is right in front of your dick, an erection will cause your death imminently.
My pooping trap beats your trap anyday.
Do you fantasize about this or something? Pretty detailed lol
OP must have got some sort of piss fetish. Gross.
yes I am god
[QUOTE=Sentinel Shadow;24421363]I'd do it, people drink piss in the desert to survive, so yeah.[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't be pissing in the desert in the first place, you sweat so much that you don't need to piss.
Unless your fake like bear grylls.
This is dumb, Saw is usually about something the person has done before, and they have to redeem themselves, such as getting a key in a pile of needles, because they're a drug addict, or reaching into a container of razorblades because they cut themselves. (Yeah, I only remember the one movie).
[QUOTE=Shadaez;24429817]This is dumb, Saw is usually about something the person has done before, and they have to redeem themselves, such as getting a key in a pile of needles, because they're a drug addict, or reaching into a container of razorblades because they cut themselves. (Yeah, I only remember the one movie).[/QUOTE]
Isn't that the second movie? The chick gets pushed into the ditch of needles.
Probably.
OP, I have some advice for you. First off, attend some writing classes, until you're a skilled writer. Then I want you to write a 13 page essay on how to write horror stories, like the SAW movies. Then, I want you to take that essay, and shove it up your ass.
Where is that "What the fuck am I reading" image when you need it :raise:
[QUOTE=Falchion;24430083]Where is that "What the fuck am I reading" image when you need it :raise:[/QUOTE]
OP pissed on it.
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