I have great vision as it is but i'd like something along the lines of 32x optical zoom.
I'd get paid to see shit.
heat seeking monobrow boomerang!
Optical vision and perhaps rocket shoes :v:
i want to fire rainbows from my fingertips
Hands that don't get paper cuts.
Double jump
A usb port. Maybe a hard drive.
My skin, so I could go invisible (and go into the girl's locker :pervert:)
A shotgun and a magnum revolver that has infinite ammo
Also a watch that feigns your death
Pretty much everything I can.
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[QUOTE=KirjiroSenzuki;24489551]A shotgun and a magnum revolver that has infinite ammo
Also a watch that feigns your death[/QUOTE]
How is that a human augmentation?
Replace skin with something that looks exactly the same, but it's an exoskeleton, very hard to slash open.
Reinforce bones
Replace eyes with ones that can take pictures, zoom, nightvision.
Teeth that don't shatter.
or, you know, just turn into a terminator.
[QUOTE=Armotekma;24489724]Replace skin with something that looks exactly the same, but it's an exoskeleton, very hard to slash open.
Reinforce bones
Replace eyes with ones that can take pictures, zoom, nightvision.
Teeth that don't shatter.
or, you know, just turn into a terminator.[/QUOTE]
to much SCC
[QUOTE=Luuper;24489741]to much SCC[/QUOTE]
not nearly
Be able to fire portals out of my hands.
replace my blood with liquid sex
Eyes with infrared, zoom, nightvision and X-RAY (for clothes :q:)
Also maybe some kind of stomach so I can eat as much as I want without getting neither fat nor full.
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Diamond bones, to fall off buildings and shit without breaking limbs!
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Wouldn't they shatter really easily then
Eyes with lots of functions, like zoom, x-ray, night-vision etc.
Ears that work at least properly, mine are faulty, cheap chinese work I think.
More arms, these two are never enough for anything. For example, at work today I had to solder some wires into a small wobbly disk, and had to hold the disk still while the second hand holds the soldering tool and the third one holds the tin-lead alloy. See what I mean?
Huge demonic wings. Just because it would look badass.
Maxinum strength.
Maxinum armor.
Maxinum speed.
I'd want terminator styled eyes and make it so my arms have super strength
I never really used my left hand. It would be nice if I could swap it for something useful..
Like a bottle of liquor.
[QUOTE=triorio;24491923]Eyes with infrared, zoom, nightvision and X-RAY (for clothes :q:)[/QUOTE]
And then you find out that the love of your life that you lusted for long died from breast cancer.
Electric brains. No alzheimer, no dying from brain decay, perfect memory and a windows-based OS for it to have my brain riddled with viruses, giving me tourettes.
"Hey can I loan some money from you I want to buy a hambur-BUY VIAGRA 40MG ONLY 1000 DOLLARS A PACK. -ger."
[QUOTE=noctune9;24497083] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=6hKG5l_TDU8[/URL]
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Something Ive been waiting for my whole life is the technological singularity.
left eye can zoom.
left hand is mechanical.
right arm is strong.
OH AND MY RIGHT HAND CAN CHANGE INTO A PENCIL SO MY HAND DOESN'T HURT LIKE A BITCH WHEN I WRITE.
Bigger dick (with a way to turn my boner off so nobody sees it), xray vision (the reason I need the boner switch) and better legs/arms.
I would replace my appendix with a nuclear fusion powered filter and regeneration device allowing it to excrete HUGE amounts of ATP and remove toxins and such (only including alcohol if you want to sober up fast) on demand allowing me to hold my breath forever and consume large amounts of usually hazrdous materials.
Then added with a fusion powered heart capable of significantly higher blood flow i could run at top speed indefinatly.
This added with increased muscle power i could outrun any person on earth without running out of breath.
I would place myself on a sort of memory chip and become a Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform
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[I]"Listen to the sounds of your own extinction."[/I]
I would have my anal sphincter replaced with a steel shutter (similar to the ones on Dog's eye). So when I fart, instead of it being loud and obnoxious, I can make a whistling noise. I can then be able to control this whistling and make beautiful songs out of each of my farts by changing how open or close my new sphincter is.
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;24486033]Completely removed pain receptors, to be able to fight a lot without getting hurt![/QUOTE]
I take it you've never watched House..
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