• How do you approach a FacePuncher?
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What can you see in his screen now, OP??
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25295463]"Yo, bro, you FP?" (Insert College Slang) [/QUOTE] Who the fuck would say this? There isn't even an adjective between "You" and "FP". What the hell is wrong with you?
[QUOTE=RichardCQ;25295963]Find out his account, private message him furry porn in image tags, call him out on it when you see him open it. [editline]kjvad[/editline] Bonus points for mental breakdown or kicked out of college.[/QUOTE] The best idea. It would also be quite funny if it turns out to be a poster you dislike.
How about you just approach him and say something like "hey, Are you on facepunch too?"
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;25295504]Find thread they are on , post a post saying "I'm behind you" and then after they see it snip it to something relevant to the thread[/QUOTE] Haha, this would be fucking amazing
walk past him looking at the top right -> find out what his username is -> reply to all his posts -> creep the fuck out of him
you walk up to them and get punched in the chin?
Make a paper airplane with a drawn version of :frog: Throw it. Watch reaction.
Spy on him, Find out his account name, then PM him: [quote]Dear -Insert Account Name Here-, I've been creeping on you from behind in Calculus for quite the while and couldn't help but notice that you browse these forums too. I believe that due to this one common thing, we can become best friends, or maybe even more! Hit me up with where we can hang out. Remember to bring Protection! Signed, SlanderMan A.K.A. -Your Name-[/quote]
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;25296126]Make a paper airplane with a drawn version of :frog: Throw it. Watch reaction.[/QUOTE] All the emotes on FP are from Something Awful so that wouldn't work. Lots of people who don't browse FP know about the frog.
What is your college doing in his basement
I'm sure he's reading this thread in hopes of meeting another FPer
I can see a gay relationship blossoming between these two users.
[QUOTE=V-typ3;25296274]I can see a gay relationship blossoming between these two users.[/QUOTE] All facepunchers are already in a gay relationship with eachother. Just now he's found someone in close enough proximity to fulfill his anally binding contract.
That's pretty cool actually, to be in the same college and involve dwith the same forum as someone else tht you haven't met before. It's a shocking similarity. I've never met people that also had facepunch accounts, I've shown others this community but that's it. Pretty cool man, just bring it up to him. Mention that you saw the facepunch logo on his browser and thought that you'd bring it up because you also go on that site and it isn't really that common. Just do it, pussy.
Update us with exactly everything he's doing. Watch his reaction.
Get some cheese and try to attract him, don't make any sudden moves or he will attack.
how to approach a facepuncher? from behind :ssh: whisper in his ear ".....hurp.....durp"
3com111 is my IRL bff and he fp'd before i knew he fp'd. To answer your question, just sneak up behind him and shove your hand down his pants and stroke him gently while kissing the back of neck. I'm assuming you're both gay
Talk about being Optimistic about something to a friend, see if he reacts.
walk up to him and say frogdowns :frogdowns:
Find his account name then send him a pm describing his clothing and surroundings. When he turns around hide your face behind a large book so he doesn't learn your identity.
If he's logged in, find his username, and PM him "Turn around". Or just administer a slap to the face. Or just go with "Hey bro, you FP?"
I try to keep my associations with facepunchers outside of facepunch to the bare minimum most of you guys are awful
[QUOTE=Kondor58;25296083]walk past him looking at the top right -> find out what his username is -> reply to all his posts -> creep the fuck out of him[/QUOTE] oh hey
Pull out your facepunch card [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/lulz.png[/IMG][/URL] and show him the official facepunch salute [img]http://www.bookwormroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/loser.gif[/img] He'll understand
Armed
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;25296126]Make a paper airplane with a drawn version of :frog: Throw it. Watch reaction.[/QUOTE] This Hell yes this If that happened to me, i'd find it absolutely hilarious and if he doesn't understand, well
[QUOTE=Zenpod;25297080]Armed[/QUOTE] Well obviously you'd have arms. It's fucking hard to type with stumps.
Get his forum name and PM him stuff like "im watching your every move" saying what hes doing and what he has with him and such. Make him freak out. That'll be a blast.
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