[QUOTE=3com111;19245682]I've always wanted a blowjob...[/QUOTE]
You'd be crazy not to want one.
Fuck man I wanna be you.
[QUOTE=Javascript;19245541]any pictures of this female?
and congratulations, sir.[/QUOTE]
Doubt he had time in between the blowjob and being dragged into the ladies bathroom too take a pic.
[QUOTE=Touhou;19245521]you're living every facepuncher's dream. I am proud of you yet envious[/QUOTE]
Don't be. I was with a nympho like that a few years back. We had so much sex it felt like my balls were about to shrivel up and die and my dick fucking hurt. It's cool for like the first 2-3 months, and then it just gets old and I was like "so what else do you do?". 2 months of trying to find out what this girl was about later, all I managed to learn was that she was a Christian (and a virgin before meeting me at that... though I'm not so sure I'd believe that) who liked money and power. Two things I neither have nor want. So she left for some other douchebag.
It was like a fairy tale breakup: she left me for some other douche I hate only to get hooked on cocaine and it took her years to fight off that addiction. She's still addicted to sex though.
So you got head from a random chick, who most likely [b]JUST[/b] got done giving head to another soul, good job sir, you have had another penis on you'r.. well to put it blunt... penis...
No sluts at my school, or clubs. Fuck.
I got a boner reading this.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;19245798]Don't be. I was with a nympho like that a few years back. We had so much sex it felt like my balls were about to shrivel up and die and my dick fucking hurt. It's cool for like the first 2-3 months, and then it just gets old and I was like "so what else do you do?". 2 months of trying to find out what this girl was about later, all I managed to learn was that she was a Christian (and a virgin before meeting me at that... though I'm not so sure I'd believe that) who liked money and power. Two things I neither have nor want. So she left for some other douchebag.
It was like a fairy tale breakup: she left me for some other douche I hate only to get hooked on cocaine and it took her years to fight off that addiction. She's still addicted to sex though.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, pal.
Talk about the real world.
[QUOTE=NIGHTHAWK365;19245846]I got a boner reading this.[/QUOTE]
Cool, now that you notified us, maybe a stranger will give you a blowjob too!
Nice story but I'm really more intrigued with the music.
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[QUOTE=FlakAttack;19245798]Don't be. I was with a nympho like that a few years back. We had so much sex it felt like my balls were about to shrivel up and die and my dick fucking hurt. It's cool for like the first 2-3 months, and then it just gets old and I was like "so what else do you do?". 2 months of trying to find out what this girl was about later, all I managed to learn was that she was a Christian (and a virgin before meeting me at that... though I'm not so sure I'd believe that) who liked money and power. Two things I neither have nor want. So she left for some other douchebag.
It was like a fairy tale breakup: she left me for some other douche I hate only to get hooked on cocaine and it took her years to fight off that addiction. She's still addicted to sex though.[/QUOTE]
I had a friend that had a similar experience. The only difference was his girl committed suicide many years after their break-up.
[QUOTE=K00n!;19245459]why the fuck not?[/QUOTE]
Let me rephrase: i can't get into clubs and have sex with drunk goth chicks.
School is fine with me. :smug:
Wow, I can wait till I can hit the club scene. Sounds like you had a awesome night.
[QUOTE=Aries;19245436]Thanks for reminding me I'm 15 and can't get any of that.[/QUOTE]
Honestly, If I wanted to have sex, I bet I could. I would just get a gf, and then pressure her into doing it. But the internet hasn't yet completely knocked that little voice out of me, telling me that it is wrong.
You did a very nice job, you OP clearly is not afraid. Unlike that other guy with the shower lady.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19246575]Honestly, If I wanted to have sex, I bet I could. I would just get a gf, and then pressure her into doing it. But the internet hasn't yet completely knocked that little voice out of me, telling me that it is wrong.[/QUOTE]
You couldn't get laid if you tried mate, Everybody knows that is the most overused excuse.
"I could get laid, I just don't [i]want[/i] to."
:hurr:
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19246575]Honestly, If I wanted to have sex, I bet I could. I would just get a gf, and then pressure her into doing it. But the internet hasn't yet completely knocked that little voice out of me, telling me that it is wrong.[/QUOTE]
hell, I can too. But even though she shattered me heart into little pieces, my ex has left an impression on me that won't go away for a while. And that impression has died my lust down a fair bit. I can get it, I seriously can. I can name 3 chicks right now that if I called up, I could bang them. But I just don't want to.
[QUOTE=Valdor;19246666]
"I could get laid, I just don't [i]want[/i] to."
:hurr:[/QUOTE]
bahahaha good timing.
But you know, we're not all living in our mother's basements, with long greasy hair, and acne levels through the roof. A lot of us have lives you know, and I'd like to say a big fuck you to those who generalise otherwise.
What this thread taught me:
Goth clubs are regular clubs with a lower electricity bill.
Seriously. Changing the color scheme and using wrought-iron lighting fixtures doesn't automatically make something goth.
uh why the hell wouldn't you go back to that club another night looking for her? she gave you a name and you have a vague idea what she looked like
find her
have more non-STD-infested nightclub relations !!
also did you actually get checked or are you just saying you don't see any manifestations of an STD because that is a v good way to catch them you know
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19246719]What this thread taught me:
Goth clubs are regular clubs with a lower electricity bill.[/QUOTE]
Soon all those environmentalists will being support goth clubs for low electricity usage and low carbon emissions.
I don't qualify I'm a shitty dancer :saddowns:
[QUOTE=splitsticks;19246745]I don't qualify I'm a shitty dancer :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Dude. [b]Goth[/b] club.
Stand there with your arms crossed looking serious.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19245511]just because they're slutty doesn't mean they go for ALL guys
we have something here in BC and probably all over Canada called puck sluts. You can probably guess where they get their reputation from[/QUOTE]
Coming from Manitoba I can confirm this.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19246825]Dude. [b]Goth[/b] club.
Stand there with your arms crossed looking serious.[/QUOTE]
No, you keep your hands at your sides and stare at the ground, and every two seconds you take a drag off your cigarette.
[QUOTE=Aries;19246681]hell, I can too. But even though she shattered me heart into little pieces, my ex has left an impression on me that won't go away for a while. And that impression has died my lust down a fair bit. I can get it, I seriously can. I can name 3 chicks right now that if I called up, I could bang them. But I just don't want to.
bahahaha good timing.
But you know, we're not all living in our mother's basements, with long greasy hair, and acne levels through the roof. A lot of us have lives you know, and I'd like to say a big fuck you to those who generalise otherwise.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. But i don't expect them to believe us, so don't even try.
Yo dood i live in St.Petersberg Florida i live close o_o
[QUOTE=Aries;19246681]But you know, we're not all living in our mother's basements, with long greasy hair, and acne levels through the roof. A lot of us have lives you know, and I'd like to say a big fuck you to those who generalise otherwise.[/QUOTE]
Lies. All of us FP'ers are that description. The OP is making his story up.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;19247216]Lies. All of us FP'ers are that description. The OP is making his story up.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, he is a bad representation of the "opposite" people of the forum.
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