Nice- your story is like Poe's "The Masque of Red Death" (with the different colored rooms and all), but at the end you get a bj and everybody doesn't die!
[QUOTE=Pestoolio;19247348]Nice- your story is like Poe's "The Masque of Red Death" (with the different colored rooms and all), but at the end you get a bj and everybody doesn't die![/QUOTE]
Maybe if Poe got blow jobs from strangers he wouldn't be such a downer.
[QUOTE=TehGman;19247126]Yo dood i live in St.Petersberg Florida i live close o_o[/QUOTE]
I live in Seminole dood. o_o You're probably like, right down the street from me
I wish I could have a girlfriend...or something....yeah
So I went to the website to check out the 'sirens'.
I saw the one called "Chicklett" and thought "well, she sounds hot and the thumbnail shows potential...", so I clicked on it.
GAHHH!
I couldn't get head from a drunk-of-her-ass goth chick even if I tried. :sigh:
Hell, I couldn't get laid in a room full of prostitutes, I have the social skills of autistic lichen.
Damn your social skills, op :argh:
I once put my dick in a glory hole, it was not as satisfying as the OPs story. :frown:
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19248264]I couldn't get head from a drunk-of-her-ass goth chick even if I tried. :sigh:
Hell, I couldn't get laid in a room full of prostitutes, I have the social skills of [B]autistic lichen.[/B]
Damn your social skills, op :argh:[/QUOTE]
There's your problem (bolded)
Why do I actually want to eat out a girl more then get a blowjob?
[QUOTE=Paravin;19249110]Why do I actually want to eat out a girl more then get a blowjob?[/QUOTE]
In comes from repressed sexual feelings towards your mother.
[img]http://www.bu.edu/mih/images/Freud.jpg[/img]
That is rather an awesome story.
Will read again.
Thanks, doc, I feel better now.
a girl put my wiener in her mouth i'd better tell the internet!
[QUOTE=Aries;19245436]Thanks for reminding me I'm 15 and can't get any of that.[/QUOTE]
why not? someone from my class gave me a blowjob to. as long you are doing it 'good' nothing stands in your way :buddy::hf::buddy:
I wish the nightclubs I went to the girls where like that
where I go they are all hard to get
Shame all the clubs around here are so shitty.
And I'm too fat/young to gey any pussy...
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WHY ARE T AND Y NEXT TO EACH OTHER OH GOD!
Man thats awesome in australia goths are massive fat dykes who walk around brisbane city and getting the face peirced good topic (Y)
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[QUOTE=Aries;19245436]Thanks for reminding me I'm 15 and can't get any of that.[/QUOTE]
Btw i'm 14 and got head once a week by the same chick for like 4 months before she left school.
Shit I miss getting regular head lol
Soon, they won't call you [b]Itchy[/b]Barracuda for no reason. :P
[QUOTE=joh;19251322]Soon, they won't call you [b]Itchy[/b]Barracuda for no reason. :P[/QUOTE]
Rated face. That was pretty good.
Congratulations you've probably just gotten hepatitis or herpes
That club sounds pretty cool though
I know a few girls that like me in school, but I don't like them. I could easily get sex.
OP is a hero
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Thanks, OP, now I wanna get Vampire Masquerade again
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;19245487]Dude I had crazy sex several times in one day with my ex when I was your age. You can, you're not trying.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=303696]I remember that thread.[/url]
[QUOTE=Billiam;19245483]It's cool man, AIDS is like a vaccine for Vampirism.[/QUOTE]
So he's going to die, but at least he's not a vampire!
Good read, I got a boner.
The club scenes are good there are plenty of sluts but I just want a girl that looks hot and will be a slut for me no one else to be fair just shows that you've done a good job :smug:
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