• Blowjobs From Strangers
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troll thread 10/10 we all know itchy never really gets any
[QUOTE=Aries;19245436]Thanks for reminding me I'm 15 and can't get any of that.[/QUOTE] Speak for yourself.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19248264] Hell, I couldn't get laid in a room full of prostitutes, I have the social skills of autistic lichen. [/QUOTE] I'm still not sure whether to reply with "Same for me :v:" or "That basically makes you autistic." :tinfoil:
Nice IB.
It's painful to realize that the closest I'll ever be to OP's situation is that masked ball level in Hitman: Blood Money.
[QUOTE=Andy-;19252463]It's painful to realize that the closest I'll ever be to OP's situation is that masked ball level in Hitman: Blood Money.[/QUOTE] lol
And I suspect when I'm old enough this place won't exist anymore. Also, looks cool as fuck.
[QUOTE=Kanebro;19251140]Man thats awesome in australia goths are massive fat dykes who walk around brisbane city and getting the face peirced[/QUOTE] Same around here, on Southamerica... I say probably 60% are fat, the other 40% are mind-blowingly hot, but taken. Also, kudos to the OP for getting head from a hot goth girl ;)
[QUOTE=Andy-;19252463]It's painful to realize that the closest I'll ever be to OP's situation is that masked ball level in Hitman: Blood Money.[/QUOTE] I like making the women cower in fear and then stand in front of them pretending they're sucking my dick.
[QUOTE=LeYang;19245357][b]Summary:[/b] Get a girl drunk enough, and she'll suck your dick.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM[/media] I Am surprised they didnt play this during your "Fun Time". Oh grats on Gential Herpes. [editline]07:36AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Brian Williams;19252318]troll thread 10/10 we all know itchy never really gets any[/QUOTE] Your jealous That he had a good time.
[QUOTE=Andy-;19252463]It's painful to realize that the closest I'll ever be to OP's situation is that masked ball level in Hitman: Blood Money.[/QUOTE] Isn't that the mission with a hell and heaven bar? Also, thre is just so many erotic threads that some just sound...I don't know, fictional?
Wow, sounds like an awesome club. Must be an intense atmosphere...
Looks like my kind of place
Crazy Goth chicks crave cock.
[QUOTE=Euphorium;19245726]You'd be crazy not to want one.[/QUOTE] I dunno. Personally the idea of having something around my cock that contains upwards of 20 (30 if you've got good genetics and don't need any ripping out due to problems such as crowding or anything) little pieces of bone designed to tear things apart and then grind them down to a point at which they can be swallowed seems like... I dunno... like it COULD be a bad idea. I've heard plenty-a-disturbing stories regarded blowjobs gone awry. That news article about that dude having his dick bitten off is one that stands out quite clearly in my mind. I know it's unlikely, but... fuck, IF it happened... damn. That'd be the worst thing ever. You wouldn't be able to fuck! [img]http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF006-TAOTMWNP.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=sltungle;19253119]I dunno. Personally the idea of having something around my cock that contains upwards of 20 (30 if you've got good genetics and don't need any ripping out due to problems such as crowding or anything) little pieces of bone designed to tear things apart and then grind them down to a point at which they can be swallowed seems like... I dunno... like it COULD be a bad idea. I've heard plenty-a-disturbing stories regarded blowjobs gone awry. That news article about that dude having his dick bitten off is one that stands out quite clearly in my mind. I know it's unlikely, but... fuck, IF it happened... damn. That'd be the worst thing ever. You wouldn't be able to fuck! [img]http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF006-TAOTMWNP.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Dude... [img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4934/aaaeeemmmuh.jpg[/img]
I don't know why but the music gave me a hard on.
im going on holidays
It is good to see facepunch getting some action.
[QUOTE=Trumath;19245398]I enjoy blowjobs.[/QUOTE] Who the fuck doesn't?
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;19251805]Oh man, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=303696]I remember that thread.[/url][/QUOTE] Haha wow, that thread is still around?
itchy let's see a picture of yourself
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19253949]itchy let's see a picture of yourself[/QUOTE] .
[QUOTE=Billiam;19245492]Are you kiddin' me? Tell me you haven't seen a slutty chick in your school.[/QUOTE] Think about his generation, He'd be lucky if there [I]wasn't[/I] one... I'm really Lucky then I guess... We dun haz slutz.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;19253949]itchy let's see a picture of yourself[/QUOTE] [img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_ab8093405a299132d5194be98f4d2eb5.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=mike;19254153][img]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_ab8093405a299132d5194be98f4d2eb5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] pahaha oh yes no wonder you fitted in at that goth club
A wee bit out of date? I did that photo to be a concert extra several years ago, when I was like 15. This is me now, except I also have a goatee. Taken by a photographer on set when I was checking framing while directing a few months ago. [img]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii156/ItchyBarracuda/5692_222445445057_509865057_7819297.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;19252345]I'm still not sure whether to reply with "Same for me :v:" or "That basically makes you autistic." :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] The problem is that it only kicks in when I'm around women that I have a chance with. "hi" -her "uhhh... ermm... eh... hi" *runs away* -me I've had one girlfriend, who was a nymphomaniac, and the best I ever got was making out and a handjob now and then.
yOU ARE CREDIT TO TEAM
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