[QUOTE=smurfy;19254539]yOU ARE CREDIT TO TEAM[/QUOTE]
WHOLE TEAM IS BABIES :colbert:
Good on you, OP.
This story is more effective than the Jarate pills.
You can wear those festival masks? But, no need for OP.
I've been getting a few PMs about what "Guavaween" is (as it was listed on their website).
It's an event held yearly in Ybor City and the Tampa area as a fundraiser for the Chamber of Commerce in Ybor, lots of live bands, partying and people dress up, get drunk, flash tits and sometimes people try to screw in public. It gets pretty out of hand at night, there's a family friendly day version.
It's sort of like the French Quarter in New Orleans during Mardi Gras except it's Halloween, with people dressed up and going wild.
Reading this thread gave me a trippy as fuck dream, thanks :frown:
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;19257528]I've been getting a few PMs about what "Guavaween" is (as it was listed on their website).
It's an event held yearly in Ybor City and the Tampa area as a fundraiser for the Chamber of Commerce in Ybor, lots of live bands, partying and people dress up, get drunk, flash tits and sometimes people try to screw in public. It gets pretty out of hand at night, there's a family friendly day version.
It's sort of like the French Quarter in New Orleans during Mardi Gras except it's Halloween, with people dressed up and going wild.[/QUOTE]
sounds p good
[QUOTE=leet;19258053]Reading this thread gave me a trippy as fuck dream, thanks :frown:[/QUOTE]
Just out of curiosity, what happened in the dream?
[QUOTE=3com111;19245682]I've always wanted a blowjob...[/QUOTE]
Good but occasionally overrated.
[QUOTE=Linkage;19270112]Good but occasionally overrated.[/QUOTE]
Not if she knows how to use her tongue.
I wanna blowjob but it'll never happen.
Shit son, I got an awesome grind from two girls at easter in da club. My mate left early so I was alone dancing on the floor when I felt someone clutch my ass, turned around and saw three girls, two attractive one sort of whale smiling at me, went over danced and talked and ended up having the two attractive ones grind me. I thought hella awesome, one on each leg and guys look on shouting "GO ON MY SON" while I was at it. Ended up just making out with one attractive girl, lost my damn jacket that night. I froze while waiting for a taxi home.
The most I've heard from the club is girls just getting fingered while dancing and they ALWAYS get caught, thrown out and get some abuse for it. No blowjobs in Nireland clubs jim.
You just had your dick sucked by a godamn vampiress.
Ah, lucky.
I had to work 2 years for second base, and you get head in 30 minutes.
Congrats itch.
BJ's are sweet.
I'm serious godamnit, your dick is going to turn into a vampire!
[QUOTE=AngryAsshole;19292141]I'm serious godamnit, your dick is going to turn into a vampire![/QUOTE]
OMG It has fangs!
When I was 14, I got my first blowjob from my nymphomaniatic ex. Started with me fingering her and groping her breasts on earlier dates, then she eventually felt bad and gave me head. Didn't get any after that, went on vacation to San Antonio a few weeks later, she called and broke up with me. My dog died a day later.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;19292210]When I was 14, I got my first blowjob from my nymphomaniatic ex. Started with me fingering her and groping her breasts on earlier dates, then she eventually felt bad and gave me head. Didn't get any after that, went on vacation to San Antonio a few weeks later, she called and broke up with me. My dog died a day later.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, she LET you do that stuff to her?
Nymphomania is a craze for sex. You would let anyone do anything for you if you gained sexual pleasure from it.
So she went to Usf what other schools are in the area? You are 19 and assuming you go to college, unless its a small one. I doubt shit like this will happen at carnegie mellon or univeristy of florida :downs:
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19292301]Nymphomania is a craze for sex. You would let anyone do anything for you if you gained sexual pleasure from it.[/QUOTE]
Is there a mail order service for Nymphomania by any chance?
[QUOTE=GhostReconGuy;19292387]Is there a mail order service for Nymphomania by any chance?[/QUOTE]
For getting it or finding girls with it?
Because you need to condition it into yourself, which is hard.
And finding a girl with it can be hard if you don't know where to look.
[QUOTE=Aries;19246681]hell, I can too. But even though she shattered me heart into little pieces, my ex has left an impression on me that won't go away for a while. And that impression has died my lust down a fair bit. I can get it, I seriously can. I can name 3 chicks right now that if I called up, I could bang them. But I just don't want to.[/QUOTE]
Rated optimistic.
[QUOTE=Aries;19245436]Thanks for reminding me I'm 15 and can't get any of that.[/QUOTE]
I was 15 the first I got head...
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;19245300]INB4 enjoy your herpes. I'm clean. I got [i]checked[/i] :smug:[/QUOTE]
It can take up to 3 months to detect herpes from the time you contract it. :smug:
ybor city was shown on the show "Ghost Hunters"
they investigated a haunted cuban ballroom
wheres my informatives
I have fordyce, goddamn my genetic code preventing blowjobs.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;19292649]I have fordyce, goddamn my genetic code preventing blowjobs.[/QUOTE]
Most people have fordyce spots, men and women.
Congrats you got some head. Lucky Bastard.
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