[QUOTE=dgg;24206580]It's a hard choice between the Sniper, the Spy and the Engineer.[/QUOTE]
This, pretty much.
The spy,
Dad im getting bullied :'(
No problem son, wait there.
-cloaks-
-backstabs bully-
-comes home-
There you are
Soldier.
Because he is AMERICAN.
How different classdads would tell you to have a lunch :
Heavy
- It's baby feeding time !
Scout
- Hey come eat something or I get you off your seat with my bat, slowpoke !
Soldier
- Only maggots stay in front of a computer all day, son, now come and get eat some pork ribs like a real man would do !
Demoman
- LET'S DO EAAAAAAAAAT !
Engineer
- Erecting food dispenser here !
Pyro
- Lnch mff nwf sfn
Sniper
- Stop standin' still, wanker, and eat something !
Medic
- Oops, zat waz not a cooked meat...
Spy
- Come eat some frog legs, petit.
Spy or Engineer
Spy
Think over, Pyro.
:D
C'mon, A rocker pyromaniac as a father with hard-core tendancies.
I mean, He got a big-ass home-made flamethrower.
Home-Made.
NAO YOU BE TELLIN' ME DAT AIN' HARD-COAR.
Spy, Engie, or Sniper, probably engie because he's just to awesome not to like him. Second would be sniper because he's badass and takes his job seriously. Spy last because that would make me scout.
maybe id say the soldier just coz
[QUOTE=Dierag;24214758]Fuck that idea, I want the announcer as my mum.
"Dinner will be ready in 5-4-3-2-1"
for dessert
"OVERTIME"[/QUOTE]
That would be awesome.
"Eggs are being scrambled!"
The soldier because he would be the crap out of me until i was a good enough soldier
Demoman
Medic.
I could get shot in the head, be bleeding. I'd call my dad and i'd be back to normal in no time.
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;24350261]maybe id say the soldier just coz[/QUOTE]
Just Cause 2? :smug:
Eyelander demoman.
Of course my mother would be worried about all the head(s) my father gets.
I would choose the sniper.
He seems less phychotic than everyone else.
I would choose heavy but...we might have some financial problems.
Due to it costing so much to fire his gun.
I dunno, if my dad was the Spy, I probably wouldn't know who my real mother was.
Engineer appears to be the most mentally stable of the nine, except for the fact that he cut off his own forearm in the name of science.
Spy
Scout.
He would play baseball and let me drink Bonk.
Also, he's fit. He could be a great dad.
Then again, Engi would be pretty cool. He could build me walking sentries to toy with.
Actually, nevermind. The Engineer would build me a floating sentry gunship that i could fly to school.
Medic, he could heal me any day.
My dad's kinda like an engineer.
He builds awesome shit out of nothing.
My dad would be an engineer because he is a engineer.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;24207783]The Spy probably, the Spy's cool :v:[/QUOTE]
At least it wouldn't be as odd for him to be fucking your mother.
Engineer for sure.
I wouldn't want the spy as a father. What if he's standing invisible in the corner while you masturbate? :ohdear:
Engie. He seems the most pleasant out of them.
If not Engie, then Heavy.
Engy would be brilliant. Eatin' bacon erryday.
[QUOTE=Shortyish;24224874]spy, so i can steal his cloak and dagger and sit in the girls locker room all day
:smug:[/QUOTE]
You do know that if you stole one of his watches he would slit your throat and drink your blood before raping your corpse.
First hand experience here.