• Jewdozer's gynecology clinic
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[QUOTE=jewdozer;26695763]Seeing you in my thread causes my fingers to slip inside my period filled cooch. Your noise is like the screams of my victims and your paints like the bloody splatter of their brains all over my naked body. When I listen to your sounds I wear my coat of foreskins and think of you honey.[/QUOTE] Okay even i'm a little creeped out now.
"Jewdozer's Coat of Many Foreskins" on ice, starring: Jewdozer, a bunch of foreskins.
In rare cases the baby can be decapitated by extreme contractions. [img]http://www.lolokaust.com/pics/abortion/chemical_abortion.png[/img] Quick drawing.
Oh my god is that what it's going to look like when I birth babies? Also that is a tiny baby. Must be pretty easy to squeeze that little thingy out.
[QUOTE=Nyaa;27026884]Oh my god is that what it's going to look like when I birth babies? Also that is a tiny baby. Must be pretty easy to squeeze that little thingy out.[/QUOTE] It's when they get us preggy and then make us get rid of it before its ready. They stick in the needle to start things going and then because it's not fully formed the limbs and head are not as strongly connected. I can't imagine pushing something out of my foof so strong that it crushes it. Then again we are well aware of the power between a girl's legs.
I like your art, and I like your attitude.
Fuck you jewdoser.. if i did anything like you do, i would be permad now.. Please draw a picture of muhammed so you will be axed down..
[QUOTE=onforty;27072341]Fuck you jewdoser.. if i did anything like you do, i would be permad now.. Please draw a picture of muhammed so you will be axed down..[/QUOTE] Content makes you ban proof. Make content = get a bit more allowance.
You have to work up a reputation before you can start posting this kind of stuff, people know what to expect from JD and JD delivers every time, not only in artistic value but in other areas as well. Anyone can draw fucked up shit but it takes a true artist to do something with it beyond the "gore and fucked up shit". Very much like a stand up-comedian can joke about the sickest shit and get away with it, but some stranger who just yells racial slurs will get shunned. It takes delivery to be able to touch on subjects that are considered not OK and make something that can be cherished. There isn't only gore to the pictures but artistic quality, and from time to time there are other factors such as humour playing in, which makes JD one of the finest artists and posters on facepunch.
Oh Gregah, you and your fancy words never fail to deliver
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27076919]Oh Gregah, you and your fancy words never fail to deliver[/QUOTE] That's how I roll, unnecessary use of words and trying to make it a bit spicened up in contrast to everyday talk.
Look! I made a 2 second shit. This guy got a bit rough, I said I was tender but up he pushed it. [img]http://www.lolokaust.com/guides/abortion%20guide/dialation.png[/img] I got a project I need help with. Send stamped addressed envelope to my PM box.
This stuff is great. I really like the lightning/contrast on the dude's face.
Heres how I begin a drawing. I take a reference and start with the basic outline> [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/328715-ZQCM4BQ.png[/img] Then we pick a base colour and decide what kind of tone and mood we want. [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/328722-W3OVHFS.png[/img] Then we get about 15 shades and some pink tones where the skin reds up a bit and add the tones and shades. img(see it when it's fucking finished)img Then we add bloodbows! [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/328741-ZBNG9DS.png[/img] I fucking hate you all.
[QUOTE=jewdozer;27101009] I fucking hate you all.[/QUOTE] But I love you with my whole heart, I've never felt this way for anyone else.
I love you too sugar pop, we all love Craftsman don't we? Yes he's a fucking honey.
[QUOTE=jewdozer;27133872]I love you too sugar pop, we all love Craftsman don't we? Yes he's a fucking honey.[/QUOTE] Lets scissor :D
Jewdozer, maybe you could try drawing a girl, not spewing out blood? I mean, the pictures look fine, but you get tired of necrophillia and nazism 'errywhere
Do not try to change her and her art, it's perfect just the way it is.
[QUOTE=onforty;27172569]Jewdozer, maybe you could try drawing a girl, not spewing out blood? I mean, the pictures look fine, but you get tired of necrophillia and nazism 'errywhere[/QUOTE] And draw what? A nice landscape? Flowers? Where is all this necro-nazi art you speak of?
Hehe, jewdozer, did you have/witness a traumatic experience with blood as a child, or do you just think it's neat?
My dad used to abuse me, does that count? I draw what I draw because it feels good.
Haha, I was also abused and I like to draw cute things and sunflowers. Strange. x) And that's awesome! I really never believed anything amazing could come from MS Paint until I stumbled in here and saw your work.
[QUOTE=I ARE REPTAR;27174064]Do not try to change her and her art, it's perfect just the way it is.[/QUOTE] I disagree, jewdozer didn't come this far by being complacent drawing what she's good at. I would love to see some mundane things drawn by the god-mspaintführer jewdozer. I'm sure it would be an orgasm to the eyes to behold, given JDs artistic skill.
Problem is all the stuff I do is for specific projects and the kind of circles I move in are nsfw ones. It's been a long time I've doodled something just for fun.
draw a nice pretty girl in a flowery field having a picnic with some rabbits then in the next frame Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini with flamethrowers destroying it all
What rety said. Remeber to put a flying rapist demon in too ;D
Does your parents have the slightest clue of how you talk to girls?
[QUOTE=jewdozer;27176387]Problem is all the stuff I do is for specific projects and the kind of circles I move in are nsfw ones. It's been a long time I've doodled something just for fun.[/QUOTE] One solution is to make a guide about harmony, peace and love. And offer extra points for those who lay off the genitalia, hitlers and guts.
Fucking pixel art at a pixel level is a cunt to do. [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/335592-E2AFO7E.png[/img]
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