If today was your last day on earth, ask yourself this: Are you proud of what you have done in this life? Because if you aren't, you better get square with yourself.
Fuck humen i am a dragon go away mortal
I'd rather be a cat or some shit, because then you dont have to do or care about jack shit. Just sleep, shit and eat and chill the fuck out.
But then again, I wouldnt be able to do the stuff I enjoy, like playing games and shit.
I wish I was a sloth..
Would I ever wish to be another species? No, I just don't want to be on a planet with people who put religion before education or well being, the homophobes who act like homosexuality is a disease, or just people who see the world backwards and manage to send us back a few years due to racism/stupidity.
I'd rather be a human than any other animal.
I'm a furfaggot IRL
It would be better to be a cat, licking the own ass, fucking other cats when getting horny and sleeping the whole day.. :)
[QUOTE=Sebixxx;31866211]It would be better to be a cat, licking the own ass, fucking other cats when getting horny and sleeping the whole day.. :)[/QUOTE]You don't have to be a cat to do that.
[QUOTE=Zovox;31866277]You don't have to be a cat to do that.[/QUOTE]
But we all know Fp'ers cant get laid!
I am not proud to be a human, too many of us are corrupt, evil and selfish. Still, since I am very into philosophy and such I would never want to be any other creature with less ability to think complicated.
[QUOTE=LordNommi;31866480]I am not proud to be a human, too many of us are corrupt, evil and selfish. Still, since I am very into philosophy and such I would never want to be any other creature with less ability to think complicated.[/QUOTE]
So, to you it's picking the lesser of two bad options?
Yeah, I see your point.
We just shit on everything
[QUOTE=Sebixxx;31866211]It would be better to be a cat, licking the own ass, fucking other cats when getting horny and sleeping the whole day.. :)[/QUOTE]
Having sex as a cat would suck, what with the barbed dicks and all.
I don't think "proud" is the correct word here because being proud of something just given to you (like being proud of being an American) is dumb. I think a better word would be "thankful" or "happy" in which case yes, I am glad I am a human rather than say a fish.
but I am a pokemon!!
Not exactly. It is pleasant to be human for me because it is best option available. I can do whatever fuck I want - as long as our laws aren't against it - like hunting, creating artistic stuff and whatever, express my opinion or enjoy intellectual life. Goodluck doing all above stated while being an animal.
Oh and to the ones who think being 'furry', 'dragon' or something like that in real life would be cooler - I want that to come true for you. I will finally have a reason to get a good scoped hunting rifle. I bet heads like that would make hell of a hunting trophy.
However, if that doesn't come true, I recommend you start enjoying being human.
I'm just a picture of a person.
I am homo-novus.
[QUOTE=krassell;31867138]Not exactly. It is pleasant to be human for me because it is best option available. I can do whatever fuck I want - as long as our laws aren't against it - like hunting, creating artistic stuff and whatever, express my opinion or enjoy intellectual life. Goodluck doing all above stated while being an animal.
Oh and to the ones who think being 'furry', 'dragon' or something like that in real life would be cooler - I want that to come true for you. I will finally have a reason to get a good scoped hunting rifle. I bet heads like that would make hell of a hunting trophy.
However, if that doesn't come true, I recommend you start enjoying being human.[/QUOTE]Yeah well good luck aiming with claws on your back and a dick in your ass.
I am proud to be a human, and nothing less. Humans have an infinite capacity for creating, and as long as we can get back to the mood of the late Victorians humans will always be looking forward to the future and willing to build and innovate.
I'm proud to be[i] Slender Man.[/i]
Teleporting's the shit.
What if I want to fuck humans and I think they're awesome.
Everything about us needs improvement so no, the fact that we still die from age is pretty shit.
I am Alpha and Omega
The Beginning and the end
I am the destroyer and
Creator of worlds
Being proud of something you had no hand in is pretty senseless. But I'm happy to be a human, we experience, for the most part, more than any known creature in existence.
If I wouldn't be human, I couldn't play guitar anymore.
And fuck. [B]THAT[U][/U][/B].
Humans forever (until you die).
I like being a Human, we're better than any other creature on Earth.
But I have a big list of humans whose heads I wanna put on a pike.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31864951]After reading this thread, I got "Human" by The Killers stuck in my head.[/QUOTE]
[quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPM2wC3xldg[/media][/quote]
[QUOTE=Sebixxx;31866211]It would be better to be a cat, licking the own ass, fucking other cats when getting horny and sleeping the whole day.. :)[/QUOTE]
You just admitted to being sexually attracted to cats.
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