Coolest/Ugliest Weapons V5 - Bullpup AKs are the best

[Seba]

[QUOTE=Ermac20;44966482]P226 looks pretty awesome with wood grips[/QUOTE]

P226s look pretty awesome with almost anything, as do Glocks

[joost1120]

Personally I think Glocks are really ugly, but that's coming from someone who prefers wooden stocks and handguards.

[Taggart]

[QUOTE=seba079;44968608]P226s look pretty awesome with almost anything, as do Glocks[/QUOTE]

P226s look best when two-tone. Just take a look at these famous people who endorse two-tone P226s:

[B]LIAM NEESON[/B]
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/8/8f/Taken-20080923042420301_640w.jpg[/t]

[b]LAURENCE FISHBURNE[/b]
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/e/e9/AOP13-P226-2.jpg[/t]

[b]MARTIN LAWRENCE[/b]
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/8/85/BB2SIG-SauerP226-4.jpg[/t]

[b]JOHN TRAVOLTA[/b]
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/c/c3/FO-SIGP226-5.jpg[/t]

also some other people but these four are the most important

[Sableye]

john travolta as a bad guy lol who's idea was that. he just comes off as mildly annoying

[t]http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/design/personal-flyer/platform.jpg[/t]

have some future soldiers, actually ive seen one of these in a base museum, its ridiculously dangerous. those fan blades are like 2 inches below your boots

[editline]1st June 2014[/editline]

[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/HZ-1_Aerocycle_flown_by_soldier.png[/t]

actually its this that ive seen

[editline]1st June 2014[/editline]

here's a better picture of how stupidly dangerous that is
[t]http://planesandchoppers.com.s3.amazonaws.com/15254.jpg[/t]

[Drury]

[QUOTE=Sableye;44969583]john travolta as a bad guy lol who's idea was that. he just comes off as mildly annoying

[t]http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/design/personal-flyer/platform.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

The moment he shoots, the whole platform gets knocked back and out of view.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Sableye;44969583]
[t]http://planesandchoppers.com.s3.amazonaws.com/15254.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

The guy looks like he's shit himself

[Griffalo]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44969963]The guy looks like he's shit himself[/QUOTE]
How is that a weapon?

[History]

[IMG_thumb]https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10418161_570323283088602_5276692749309275446_n.jpg?oh=236404dddc410bb9e7b3de24498ef326&oe=538D2F34[/IMG_thumb]

Clay pigeon shooting with my dad at Elk Creek Kentucky.

[IMG_thumb]https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10288774_570323246421939_3686039902475647134_n.jpg?oh=190c4193e9e9f0f882400fb9e723a850&oe=538D1C00[/IMG_thumb]

[DeVotchKa]

[QUOTE=Griffalo;44970228]How is that a weapon?[/QUOTE]

How isn't it? Eat a bunch of Taco Bell and spicy food, fly over the enemies, drop trou and rain burning hell on them.

[Griffalo]

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44970314]How isn't it? Eat a bunch of Taco Bell and spicy food, fly over the enemies, drop trou and rain burning hell on them.[/QUOTE]
Oh shit yeah, damn that would end battles... even wars!

[Sableye]

[QUOTE=Griffalo;44970228]How is that a weapon?[/QUOTE]

[t]http://davidszondy.com/future/jonny_quest/flying_platform01.jpg[/t]

because it serves as an excellent place to get shot trying to find people to shoot at

[editline]1st June 2014[/editline]

also is a cool way to die

[Griffalo]

[QUOTE=Sableye;44970498][t]http://davidszondy.com/future/jonny_quest/flying_platform01.jpg[/t]

because it serves as an excellent place to get shot trying to find people to shoot at

[editline]1st June 2014[/editline]

also is a cool way to die[/QUOTE]

What show/film is that?

[Ricaaado]

[QUOTE=Griffalo;44970857]What show/film is that?[/QUOTE]

I believe that's the original Johnny Quest

[Rocâ„¢]

I didn't know hickok45 had a FNP video
AND IT HAS A SEXY SILENCER

[video=youtube;uf1Sbzomgo4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf1Sbzomgo4[/video]

(I know I'm late)

[upsideonion]

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44970314]How isn't it? Eat a bunch of Taco Bell and spicy food, fly over the enemies, drop trou and rain burning hell on them.[/QUOTE]

[I]choclate rain
some stay dry while others feel the pain[/I]

[Calebc789c]

[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZQgsOxPowaA/Tgrk3lv2JZI/AAAAAAAAANE/ozbGL-nI0VM/s1600/XCOM_Rifle.jpg[/IMG]
If your wondering what this is, this is the standard issue rifle of XCOM in UFO: Enemy Unknown (AKA XCOM UFO Defense). Looks cool, but also very unwieldly (and that handgrip). Not to mention the accuracy seems to be pretty random. Its bullets can either hit the target dead on, or completely defy the laws of physics and fly off in a almost completely different direction (Presumably while flipping the shooter off).
[IMG]http://ufopaedia.org/images/2/22/BIGOBS01.GIF[/IMG]
Why is a multinational team of elite covert alien hunters using a shoddy rifle like this again?

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=calebc789;44974550][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZQgsOxPowaA/Tgrk3lv2JZI/AAAAAAAAANE/ozbGL-nI0VM/s1600/XCOM_Rifle.jpg[/IMG]
If your wondering what this is, this is the standard issue rifle of XCOM in UFO: Enemy Unknown (AKA XCOM UFO Defense). Looks cool, but also very unwieldly (and that handgrip). Not to mention the accuracy seems to be pretty random. Its bullets can either hit the target dead on, or completely defy the laws of physics and fly off in a almost completely different direction (Presumably while flipping the shooter off).
[IMG]http://ufopaedia.org/images/2/22/BIGOBS01.GIF[/IMG]
Why is a multinational team of elite covert alien hunters using a shoddy rifle like this again?[/QUOTE]

Because their commander didn't do enough research to get these
[img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121009171251/xcom/images/f/f8/XCOM-EU_Laser_Weapons.jpg[/img]
[sp]I know, wrong XCOM, but the joke still works, the standard AR in EU had the same problems as that old one[/sp]

[kaine123]

[t]http://www.blackout-airsoft.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kit-conversion-gaz-masada-magpul.jpg[/t]

The Magpul Masada aesthetically feels like both a G36 and a Scar to me.

[Sharker]

Speaking of laser guns, I just noticed how cool Fox's blaster is
[img]http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/thumb/6/6d/Blaster_SSB4.jpg/640px-Blaster_SSB4.jpg[/img]
Wolf's is pretty cool except for the stupid looking bayonet thing
[img]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080901025459/starfox/images/5/59/Wolf%27sblaster.jpg[/img]

[Seba]

SCAR with G36E forend and Magpul stock, p much

[img]http://i.imgur.com/XgvKJ4i.png[/img]

[editline]2nd June 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Sharker;44974757]Wolf's is pretty cool except for the stupid looking bayonet thing
[img]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080901025459/starfox/images/5/59/Wolf%27sblaster.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

That extra damage up close tho

[asteroidrules]

When it comes to video game laser pistols, I always think of the little full-auto busters that Axl dual wielded in Megaman X8
[t]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110513140036/capcomdatabase/images/8/81/MMX7Axl.png[/t]
Although I think the busters in Megaman were technically supposed to be plasma guns, which I suppose makes the fact that this one has a laser pointer on the side seem less absurd.

[Sitkero]

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f5cf57a190d8ddd928843960f55703f/tumblr_n6iwdkqlKR1sw78zao1_1280.jpg[/img]

The Hotchkiss universal SMG looks pretty bitchin'

[Riller]

[QUOTE=Sitkero;44975316][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f5cf57a190d8ddd928843960f55703f/tumblr_n6iwdkqlKR1sw78zao1_1280.jpg[/img]

The Hotchkiss universal SMG looks pretty bitchin'[/QUOTE]

It's pretty rad in just the way the barrel telescopes.

[asteroidrules]

Surprisingly easy to ready up too
[video=youtube;pRrFWQXl-RE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRrFWQXl-RE[/video]
Goes from a block of folded up pipes to a 10 inch barrel closed bolt SMG in just a couple seconds.

[Griffalo]

[B]Introducing the Mk range... The sexiest guns EVER![/B]

[U]Mk16[/U]
[IMG]http://www.strikehold.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/scar-mk16.jpg[/IMG]

[U]Mk17[/U]
[IMG]http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd100/GobletM4SR16/SEAL/2lcxo34.jpg[/IMG]

[asteroidrules]

Aren't the Mk (Mark) names military designations? Either way if you're gonna post some SCARs then at least post the whole set
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/7/7f/SSR_Mk.20_Mod.0.jpg[/t]
The SCAR-Sniper Support Rifle (SSR) AKA the Mk.20
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/b/b1/FN_SCAR_PDW_%28old%29.jpg[/t]
The SCAR-Personal Defense Weapon (PDW)
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/d/d7/FN_HAMR.jpg[/t]
The Heat Adaptive Modular Rifle (HAMR)

The HAMR's the most interesting of the bunch from a design standpoint since the SSR is just a stretched Mk17 and the PDW is just a crushed Mk16, the HAMR has a unique hybrid bolt system that switches the weapon from firing from a closed bolt to an open one when engaging in sustained fire.

[Riller]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44976602]
The HAMR's the most interesting of the bunch from a design standpoint since the SSR is just a stretched Mk17 and the PDW is just a crushed Mk16, the HAMR has a unique hybrid bolt system that switches the weapon from firing from a closed bolt to an open one when engaging in sustained fire.[/QUOTE]

To make it even cooler, the bolt-system-change is not only automated, but fully mechanical and not electronic, which means that the whole thing doesn't have to rely on some sorta battery or anything to work, all fuckin' laws of physics at work in that bitch.

[Baconheart]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44976602]Aren't the Mk (Mark) names military designations? Either way if you're gonna post some SCARs then at least post the whole set
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/7/7f/SSR_Mk.20_Mod.0.jpg[/t]
The SCAR-Sniper Support Rifle (SSR) AKA the Mk.20
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/b/b1/FN_SCAR_PDW_%28old%29.jpg[/t]
The SCAR-Personal Defense Weapon (PDW)
[t]http://www.imfdb.org/images/d/d7/FN_HAMR.jpg[/t]
The Heat Adaptive Modular Rifle (HAMR)

The HAMR's the most interesting of the bunch from a design standpoint since the SSR is just a stretched Mk17 and the PDW is just a crushed Mk16, the HAMR has a unique hybrid bolt system that switches the weapon from firing from a closed bolt to an open one when engaging in sustained fire.[/QUOTE]

The Enhanced Grenade Launching Module/FN40GL/Mk13 designed for them is pretty cool too.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/4FsHpKV.jpg[/t]

It's a bit goofy in standalone configuration like that, but on the rifle it's really cool.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5E2j4CT.jpg[/IMG]
Especially since I'm pretty sure you can pull the trigger for it with your middle finger, without having to move your hands like with the M203 and M320.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44974690]Because their commander didn't do enough research to get these
[img]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121009171251/xcom/images/f/f8/XCOM-EU_Laser_Weapons.jpg[/img]
[sp]I know, wrong XCOM, but the joke still works, the standard AR in EU had the same problems as that old one[/sp][/QUOTE]

On the topic of XCOM, EXALT operatives are fucking stylish bad guys.

[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/EXALT.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/screen-shot-2013-11-22-at-3.32.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/XCOM_EW_EXALT_SquadHalts%20%281%29.png[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/XCOM-3.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/XCOM%28EW%29_EXALT_OperativeswithMedic.jpg[/t][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/2309004-2309003-xcom_ew_exalt_covertops_screen1.jpg[/t]

[editline]2nd June 2014[/editline]

I mean, anyone can wear a ballistic vest, but only the chillin'est villains can pull off a ballistic waistcoat.

[Riller]

If it wasn't for the G36s, I might even be afraid of them!