Coolest/Ugliest Weapons V5 - Bullpup AKs are the best
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babbys furst musheen gunne
They also make an AR-15 version.
[video=youtube;nz9fwTD8DWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz9fwTD8DWE[/video]
Skip to 1:05 for pew
It's a baby shrike so cute
ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME EXACT THING? GUNS THAT SHOOT BULLETS, AND GOES BANG? DO YOU WISH YOUR KITCHEN KNIFE WAS A WALKING CANE ALSO? DO YOU WISH YOU CAN HACK, WACK, AND CHOP THAT MEAT JUST LIKE BUTCHER PETE? YOU HAVE CAME IN THE RIGHT PLACE!
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GO TO COLD STEEL AND BUY THIS WONDERFUL TOOL YOU HAVE BEEN CRAVING FOR.
[img]http://www.swordsofmight.com/product_images/g/808/Cold_Steel_Heavy_Duty_Sword_Cane.1__86551_zoom.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=reded88;45439236]ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME EXACT THING? GUNS THAT SHOOT BULLETS, AND GOES BANG? DO YOU WISH YOUR KITCHEN KNIFE WAS A WALKING CANE ALSO? DO YOU WISH YOU CAN HACK, WACK, AND CHOP THAT MEAT JUST LIKE BUTCHER PETE? YOU HAVE CAME IN THE RIGHT PLACE!
NOW INTRODUCING THE NEW HYPER-STRONG SWORD CANE. WITH THIS FINE 24.25" LONG BLADE OF CARBON STEEL WITH A TOTAL REACH OF 37.25" INCHES, YOU WILL NO LONGER BEHEADING OUT IN THE WILDERNESS AND THEN BE OUTREACH OF BASHING THEIR HEADS IN, NOR WILL YOU BE WITHOUT AN EDGE IN A FIGHT. NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO BE THE CUTTHROAT, TEACH THOSE YOUNG RASCALS A LESSON.
GO TO COLD STEEL AND BUY THIS WONDERFUL TOOL YOU HAVE BEEN CRAVING FOR.
[img]http://www.swordsofmight.com/product_images/g/808/Cold_Steel_Heavy_Duty_Sword_Cane.1__86551_zoom.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
A cold steel ad, without the rock music and cutting demos...not quite as cool...
Those are illegal in some states too.
And they are also illegal in Britain. Concealed blades and all that. It's why the only balisong I have is a trainer, which is this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzl6ASPYVbk[/media]
Embedding videos without remove the S from https works on other forums, why not here? It just seems silly now.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;45439668]And they are also illegal in Britain. Concealed blades and all that. It's why the only balisong I have is a trainer, which is this:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzl6ASPYVbk[/media][/QUOTE]
Everything's illegal in Britain. Hell, they designed knives to be stab-proof.
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Which, to be honest, I find to be quite [I]pointless[/I].
[QUOTE=Riller;45439687]Everything's illegal in Britain. Hell, they designed knives to be stab-proof.
[IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--QuWYejkx--/18mlizb3eo2vljpg.jpg[/IMG]
Which, to be honest, I find to be quite [I]pointless[/I].[/QUOTE]
Keep making puns like that and I'll show you how stab-proof that knife is
[QUOTE=Zakkin;45439712]Keep making puns like that and I'll show you how stab-proof that knife is[/QUOTE]
Your threats aren't really [i]cutting[/i] it; maybe you should be more [I]blunt[/I].
[QUOTE=Riller;45439795]Your threats aren't really [i]cutting[/i] it; maybe you should be more [I]blunt[/I].[/QUOTE]
oh god, please cut it out
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;45441141]oh god, please cut it out[/QUOTE]
May I cut in? I'd just like to say that his wit is pretty sharp. In fact, one could say that it's a cut above!
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45441179]May I cut in? I'd just like to say that his wit is pretty sharp. In fact, one could say that it's a cut above![/QUOTE]
Nah, you're just missing the point
[QUOTE=fantafuzz;45441214]Nah, you're just missing the point[/QUOTE]
I don't blame him, my humor's kinda resting on a knife's edge.
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also have a claymore
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Scottish_claymore_replica_(Albion_Chieftain)2.jpg[/t]
My fave sword.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;45441275]
also have a claymore
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Scottish_claymore_replica_(Albion_Chieftain)2.jpg[/t]
My fave sword.[/QUOTE]
Thanks! In return, have more clay!
[t]http://firewhenreadypottery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/reclaim-pile-1024x768.jpg[/t]
My favourite dirt.
[QUOTE=Jebediah;45438332]They also make an AR-15 version.
[video=youtube;nz9fwTD8DWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz9fwTD8DWE[/video]
Skip to 1:05 for pew[/QUOTE]
As pathetically impractical as it is, there's something about the idea of a .22LR Browning 1919 AR15 upper that I just love.
and this thread keeps reminding me of [url=http://i.imgur.com/VFh3AyW.png]Polandballs.[/url]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/US_M18a1_claymore_mine.jpg[/t]
I'll stab that clay with my claymore and switch to these claymores to blast the earth into more clay.
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And appreciate all these fine lookin' burnin' utensils
[quote]The Incendiary: Tactica and Proper Oblations
Honored and hallowed be the Incendiary, most cleansing of the Imperium's weapons. Doled out by holy flamer, delivered by blessed shell, released from our pure skies. In all forms, in all ways, it is the Most Magnanimous Emperor's love that is on display here; to give opportunity long for the Enemy to confess his sins, to be burned free of their taint. How can one not marvel at a God Emperor so kind?
Application and Distribution of the Emperor's Love
Concerning when one desires to give the Infidel forgiveness at a range, one must review these tenets in deploying the Mercy of the Imperator. 1) Proper Prayers and Devotion; to ensure Proper Phosphorus and Detonation! 2) Launch a volley of the Emperor's High Explosive Wrath first; to open the sinful timbers and flammables of the Heathen (For maximum mercy, limit rounds to ensure only injury and immobility for those struck) 3) Send the Emperor's Mercy (Take care in setting the timer; you desire at minimum a seventy percent airburst for a correct Storm of Penance) 4) After fifteen minutes (Enough time for a confession), deploy shrapnel rounds to eliminate any who would attempt to halt the Emperor's Forgiveness with mere blasphemous water.
Depending on the Storm of Penance, your soldiers may have to wait anywhere from one to five bells to deploy and liberate the souls from their accursed shells.[/quote]
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[quote]
"No other species in the galaxy has had quite the relationship that man has to fire. The Eldar have used it in war, and left it behind, on occasion to bring it forth, or to refer to it in poetry interchangeably with molten metal. Chaos draws inspiration to fire only insofar as mankind has influenced them; and even then, warpfire is its own entity, something diseased and gnawing, generating none of the warmth of a comfortable flame. Tau barely understand what fire IS, considering it a dangerous weapon; their fire caste serves in duty and shame, not pride. Orks are the second to men when enjoying the fires; but even then, they hold no passion to refine and craft the flames which they like to see and feel.
But man... Man has a love for fire. Napalm, white phosphorus, promethium, oil, gasoline, meltas, plasmas, firestorms, incendiaries, firepower, fireline, flamethrower, fireteam, firefighter, the flames of war, fire, fire, fire. What else could be said to have benefited as much from man as fire? What other element has been defended, nursed, tutored, fed, and loved more than fire? Our cities, our books, our people, our enemies, our friends, our dead, our living, our greatest works and most heinous feats; all of them, fed to the ever hungry flames," Inquisitor Madek chuckled, turning to Ardrin, "And there it is," he pointed to the roiling light beyond the mountains, "Years of brilliant minds worked on that one. For warfare, for country, for humanity? No. We wanted to see what fire, raw unchained flame, could do."
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but don't use em on people, you'll burn your fingers off you will
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Parangs are nice
For a second I thought the middle one was an oversized razor.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;45441715]Page 292?
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but don't use em on people, you'll burn your fingers off you will[/QUOTE]
That reminds me, I was playing firebug on Killing Floor last night
[video=youtube;cQ_Cr4JbEG0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_Cr4JbEG0[/video]
I don't think there's anything quite as beautiful in that game as the sight and sound of magnesium fire blazing forth from the trench gun.
[QUOTE=Jebediah;45438332]They also make an AR-15 version.
[video=youtube;nz9fwTD8DWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz9fwTD8DWE[/video]
Skip to 1:05 for pew[/QUOTE]
i'd feel like a boss with that, its so stupid but adorable
[editline]19th July 2014[/editline]
do they have that in the mini AR?
[editline]19th July 2014[/editline]
better
[video=youtube;ttRYcURXK5M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttRYcURXK5M[/video]
totally go hunting with this
[editline]19th July 2014[/editline]
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its every kid's first machine gun
[QUOTE=Zakkin;45441275]also have a claymore
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Scottish_claymore_replica_(Albion_Chieftain)2.jpg[/t]
My fave sword.[/QUOTE]
The Claymore is a beautiful piece of steel, absolutely gorgeous and one of my favorite, if not my favorite swords.
Spanish Cup Hilt Rapier
[t]http://www.medievalcollectibles.com/images/Product/large/MA-577S.png[/t]
The true weapon of Swashbucklers, Dashing Rouges, Courageous Vigilantes, and Gentlemen.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;45441715]Page 292?
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Les' Turn up da heat!
And appreciate all these fine lookin' burnin' utensils
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The flamethrower in NS2 is one of the best vidya flame throwers.
Also, because I mentioned Killing Floor, I'm kinda starting to like the Mk.23
[img]http://www.imfdb.org/images/f/fa/Mk23.jpg[/img]
I know, it's bulky, it's HK, but it just feels so good to use in Killing Floor.
[QUOTE=TehAgentGuy;45443868][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWX9_lWUPI[/media][/QUOTE]
Very nice, but I wish that company offered a stock + 18.5" barrel version. I really like short-barrelled rifles and shotgun that still have a full stock.
Like check out Thompson/Center's Encore Katahdin Carbine
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hR7Q502.jpg[/IMG]
Short 20" barrel, nice and light and manoeuvrable.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;45441715][img_thumb]http://www.imfdb.org/images/8/88/M240Flamethrower.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
The M240 has the weirdest prop-design ever. The grip lacks a trigger of any sort, and the receiver is a M16A1 upper, cut in half, mounted backwards, but with the carrying handle pointed forwards again.
