[QUOTE=AK'z;29893436]All in all it was... another.... oyster in the sea. :pcgaming:[/QUOTE]
Damn... that is actually the greatest pun of all time.
Oystered.
I saw an oyster the other day, horrible creatures
Good evening, Oyster your honor! The shellfish before you was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS. Showing FEELINGS of an almost crustacean nature! This will not do...
Is there any oysters out there?
The oysters are long gone, but the taste lingers on.
Did-did-did-did you eat the salty ones?
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;29897775]Did-did-did-did you eat the salty ones?[/QUOTE]
[i] Did you did you eat them one by one?[/i]
Did-did-did-did-you ever wonder what nationality they were
When the promise of a good oysters
Unfurled beneath the clear blue sea?
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I don't even know
Did did you Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you hear the falling shells?
The food is all long gone, but the taste lingers on
Goodbye, Oooysters
i sang these last few posts in my head in roger waters' voice.
That's the idea
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Mama loves her oysters
And daddy loves them too
[QUOTE=PwnNoobsFtw;29898314]That's the idea
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Mama loves her oysters
And daddy loves them too[/QUOTE]
and the sea may look warm to you babe...
Holy shit
[i] I AM JUST A NEWBORN
AN OYSTER IN THIS TOWN![/i]
OYSTERS!
It's a curse...
An oyster in San Tropez
...we were moving away FROM the oyster... Lookin' for somewhere to swim..
[I]You say the oyster's to steep to cliiimb...[/I]
In and around the plate
Oysters come out of the sky and they stand there
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wait shit
[i][b]I WAS STANDING BY THE NILE!!!
THERE I SAW THE OYSTERS AND SMILED!!!
I WOULD EAT THEM FOR A WHILE!!![/b]
[highlight]FOR A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE!!![/highlight][/i]
We would zig zag our way through the muscles and shellfish,
Occasionally glancing up through the sea.
Wondering which of the molluscs to blame,
And watching for oysters on the wing.
Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket
Feeling good at the top
Shopping in sharp shoes
[i]Look mummy, there's an oyster in the sky...[/i]
[I]When I was a child, I caught a fleeting clam,
My hands felt just like two oysters
Now I've got that feeling once again,
I can't explain, you would not understand,
This is not who I clam
And I.......have become...a comfortable clam..[/I]
[QUOTE=AK'z;29910696]We would zig zag our way through the muscles and shellfish,
Occasionally glancing up through the sea.
Wondering which of the molluscs to blame,
And watching for oysters on the wing.[/QUOTE]
So I open my door to my enemies
And I ask could I have an oyster?
But they tell me to please go fuck myself
You know you just can't win.
[i][highlight]OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING OYSTERS JOHN!?![/highlight][/i]
I want to tell you a story
About a little clam
If I can
A salty, tasty oyster
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;29917326][i][highlight]OI, WHERE'S THE FUCKING OYSTERS JOHN!?![/highlight][/i][/QUOTE]
I put them over here, chill out man
Ooooon the day the clam came down
we threewww the shells onto the ground
and with glasses high, we raiiised a cry
for ooooysters had arrived
On the day the clam came down
The Ship of fisherman had finally run aground
Promises lit up the night like oyster shells in flight
[i][b]ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GONNA TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE, OYSTERS.[/b][/i]
Set The Controls For The Pearl Of The Oyster. :pcgaming:
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(Great gig in the sky)
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