VICE: A Boy's Guode to Not Being a Dick This Summer
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it's good people are starting to realize that vice as a news outlet sucks dick and only their video blogs are good
and even then they're incredibly biased
I thought the part about bucket hats being rap fedoras was funny, but what the fuck...
I'm pretty sure it's satire, that's why I posted it :v:
but i do kinda agree on the shorts thing, maybe it's not as bad for the UK but if you wear anything but shorts in New York during the summer you get given funny looks and you'd probably overheat anyway
[QUOTE=MilkBagz;44678912]I thought the part about bucket hats being rap fedoras was funny, but what the fuck...[/QUOTE]
I don't know how to feel about that one, because all of my friends have some sort of ironic obsession with bucket hats and Polo merchandise right now, and like, does that count?
[QUOTE=draugur;44677840]I hate wearing shorts. They're uncomfortable as fuck imo. Plus wearing shorts here is just asking for ticks and getting various rashes/cuts from foliage/rocks and shit.
Sorry vice, but function > "fashion" in this case.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure where in the U.S. you live, but in Texas, wearing pants when its 110 outside is pure torture.
[QUOTE=hhcheese;44679075]I'm not sure where in the U.S. you live, but in Texas, wearing pants when its 110 outside is pure torture.[/QUOTE]
I live at the base of a mountain. So...
fuck off vice i'll have as many jam sessions in the sun while wearing jeans as i want
[QUOTE=draugur;44677840]I hate wearing shorts. They're uncomfortable as fuck imo. Plus wearing shorts here is just asking for ticks and getting various rashes/cuts from foliage/rocks and shit.
Sorry vice, but function > "fashion" in this case.[/QUOTE]
You must be fun at parties.
shut up vice ur not my mom
VICE is a lot of hits and a few misses here and there. This article is the latter.
"Nobody's judging you, but you must be some kind of shut-in if you wear the wrong legwear."
"Imagine wearing short because a news outlet told yous so, just so you can show off your pure bred Italian Legs™."
"Everyone will be jealous of how your legs look like they have a bush of their own!"
[QUOTE]Don't Be the Guy Who Doesn't Wear Shorts
I mean, do what you want, this isn't North Korea, but c'man guy, we already established in the intro that you're not an adolescent messageboard shut-in, why be so self-conscious? [B]Who do you think is analysing your calves?[/B][/QUOTE]
No one, and I couldn't give less of a shit if they were. I wear pants because they protect my legs better than shorts. In addition I like the look; I wear my shit because I like it and it serves me purpose -- nothing else matters.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;44680280]What does your choice of clothing have to do with having fun at parties?[/QUOTE]
Well do you think someone who wears jeans with white sneakers and a fedora every day would be the life of the party?
Maybe
"Sitting in a circle = Dickhead"
Wow ok :c
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44680368]"Sitting in a circle = Dickhead"
Wow ok :c[/QUOTE]
I don't think he means sitting in a circle formation, just a circular pose, with your hands grabbing your calves. It gets really annoying when people do this and start rolling like a tire, because they get in the way and bump into stuff and it just ruins a nice day at the park.
but i need to wear trousers because my knees stick out and dislocate easily
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have people actually been looking at me wearing jeans this whole time and thinking "what a dick?" is that a thing that people think now?
Only plebs wear jeans in the warm weather
fuck being yourself, you need to do what these people agree to be normal
This is why we have tons of youth today wearing stupid bland shit, "to be cool".
"Cause vice said so"
Yeah, hopefully this is just satire lol.
[QUOTE=Rofl_copter;44680358]Well do you think someone who wears jeans with white sneakers and a fedora every day would be the life of the party?
Maybe[/QUOTE]
I don't own white sneakers (eugh) and fedoras are fucking disgusting. Nice try but you're trying too hard.
[QUOTE=BrownTown;44677978]When did VICE become a shitty GQ?[/QUOTE]
Do you know how many people write for Vice? Some articles are shit, most of the stuff they do is amazing.
[QUOTE=Angoose;44684232]Do you know how many people write for Vice? Some articles are shit, most of the stuff they do is amazing.[/QUOTE]
Their documentaries are great. Everything else is really hit or miss.
almost positive this is satire. stop taking it so seriously, some of you are acting like it insulted your dead mother.
also take note that i didn't write this article :v:
and stop taking it so seriously, the thread icon is "humor" for a reason, the reactions to the shorts part are ridiculous, but if we are talking about pants vs shorts in the summertime, there aren't many people i've seen wearing jeans that aren't also wearing a metallica t shirt and have pasty white skin etc.
[QUOTE=hhcheese;44679075]I'm not sure where in the U.S. you live, but in Texas, wearing pants when its 110 outside is pure torture.[/QUOTE]
Wearing ANYTHING in Texas when it's 110 outside is pure torture.
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;44686184]Wearing ANYTHING in Texas when it's 110 outside is pure torture.[/QUOTE]
I'm assuming the only reason they haven't legalized nudity is because it would be near-impossible to conceal their guns
[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;44685298]almost positive this is satire. stop taking it so seriously, some of you are acting like it insulted your dead mother.[/QUOTE]
Then it's a shite article still because the joke seems to have gone over everyone's head. Vice articles are majorly hit and miss. I've read & watched some great shit but for every cool shit they have on Ukraine they'll have another 3 articles romanticising drug dealers and "I did x on acid/ecstasy"
Dear god no sunglasses.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;44688398]Then it's a shite article still because the joke seems to have gone over everyone's head. Vice articles are majorly hit and miss. I've read & watched some great shit but for every cool shit they have on Ukraine they'll have another 3 articles romanticising drug dealers and "I did x on acid/ecstasy"[/QUOTE]
It's famous for it's gonzo Journalism, it never claims to be objective about anything.
this reminds me i need new shorts
a few pairs i have arew too skinny and my thighs billow out from under the lower cuffs when i sit down
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