• VICE: A Boy's Guode to Not Being a Dick This Summer
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I love how [quote]No guitar, music, stereo, any musical instrument, grills, group of friends more than 5 to form circle, ~[I]MAJOR FASHONISTA BULLSHIT SPEW~[/I]​...[/quote] and then [quote][I]I mean, do what you want, this isn't North Korea[/I][/quote] [editline]2nd May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;44685298]almost positive this is satire[/QUOTE] the problem is if I wanted satire I'd read the Onion. I didn't know Vice published either (unfunny satire attempt/douchebag opinion piece)
I would wear shorts but my legs are too muscly :y
[QUOTE=General J;44701814]the problem is if I wanted satire I'd read the Onion. I didn't know Vice published either (unfunny satire attempt/douchebag opinion piece)[/QUOTE] If it's satire, it's certainly out of place. I go to VICE for authenticity and a no-nonsense approach. Doesn't mean they can't make something funny (the Kim Dotcom interview episodes were funny in an endearing kind of way) but they should leave the satire to the pros. They're not a comedy (or The Comedy) Network.
[QUOTE=Thaard;44678542]Why not use this instead. It's a new trend at the beach. [IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10154495_10152314656459098_6656088144089569587_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh lord does the backside go up his ass? What the hell.
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;44688374]I'm assuming the only reason they haven't legalized nudity is because it would be near-impossible to conceal their guns[/QUOTE] That's why I keep insisting that they legalize open carry here
Jeans and a hoodie all year round.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;44688398]I've read & watched some great shit but for every cool shit they have on Ukraine they'll have another 3 articles romanticising drug dealers and "I did x on acid/ecstasy"[/QUOTE] wooow so you guys have never heard of Gonzo journalism, huh [editline]3rd May 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=StrawberryClock;44701984]If it's satire, it's certainly out of place. I go to VICE for authenticity and a no-nonsense approach. Doesn't mean they can't make something funny (the Kim Dotcom interview episodes were funny in an endearing kind of way) but they should leave the satire to the pros. They're not a comedy (or The Comedy) Network.[/QUOTE] yeah you guys have no clue what kind of publication Vice is
man , i am right fucked
People take vice so seriously I thought the article was funny
This has to be satire.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;44702280]Oh lord does the backside go up his ass? What the hell.[/QUOTE] How do you fucking think women feel?
This is satire, they make them all of the time...
jorts are the only leg wear praise be unto jorts
Bet these guys got laid. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6TPcmHk.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;44686018] but if we are talking about pants vs shorts in the summertime, there aren't many people i've seen wearing jeans that aren't also wearing a metallica t shirt and have [b]pasty white skin etc.[/b][/QUOTE] .. ??? I don't see how people's skin color is indicative of anything about their personality. This is literally the most petty gripe I've seen and downright discriminatory. I say this as someone with a genuine melanin deficiency so I might just be a biased cunt buuut...
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44746773].. ??? I don't see how people's skin color is indicative of anything about their personality. This is literally the most petty gripe I've seen and downright discriminatory. I say this as someone with a genuine melanin deficiency so I might just be a biased cunt buuut...[/QUOTE] ok first of all why do people keep bumping this thread after it dies and second why did you interpret that as me being discriminatory, i was making a joke about the people i see who like those bands where they just scream and have really long hair and stuff, not people with a fucking melanin deficiency
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;44688374]I'm assuming the only reason they haven't legalized nudity is because it would be near-impossible to conceal their guns[/QUOTE] Yep. That's why we want open carry to be legal.
What the fuck is this article it's not even april fools
oh my god stop
[QUOTE=draugur;44677840]I hate wearing shorts. They're uncomfortable as fuck imo. Plus wearing shorts here is just asking for ticks and getting various rashes/cuts from foliage/rocks and shit. Sorry vice, but function > "fashion" in this case.[/QUOTE] That's what he [B]is[/B] saying. The function being to enjoy the sun and avoid having sweat pour down your legs. Now, I don't know how you live your life in the summers but my legs usually don't get a lot of foliage/rock contact from doing everyday non-summer specific activities.
This thread can stop now
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44746773].. ??? I don't see how people's skin color is indicative of anything about their personality. This is literally the most petty gripe I've seen and downright discriminatory. I say this as someone with a genuine melanin deficiency so I might just be a biased cunt buuut...[/QUOTE] Hold your hat, pasty white skin doesn't necessarily refer to ginger or British skin tones, you're too quick to take offence. A lot of people are pale simply cause they sit indoors too and wear their pants and long sleeved shirts cause they don't like showing skin for whatever reason. I'd know, and I know they'd enjoy themselves more if they just wore clothes fit for summer.
so basically no fun allowed also, the shorts rule? the girls I know all hate it when guys insist on wearing shorts constantly, this is the guide to being generic and boring and not being allowed to enjoy yourself fuck you, vice, I take my guitar out in to the forest with my firends [editline]13th May 2014[/editline] this guide implies that sex is the only goal/entertaining thing out there too whoever wrote this is actually a spanner
lol
Pants are always fashionable. Chino pants, in a tan color mostly is perfect for summer. I wear skinny chino pants whenever I skate, even in the blistering heat of the summer. Plus, its not weird to wear pants in the US during the summer.
i bet this fucker doesn't have shaggy legs that people like to comment on when he wears shorts [IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/348/9/2/_saddowns__by_lilfut-d34w3em.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=uzikus;44680066]You must be fun at parties.[/QUOTE] Someone strutting around judging people based on what they wear seems like the actual buzzkill to me
can you guys actually shut the fuck up i can't believe how many times this has been bumped off the second page
vice is a very respectable rag for the geek chic troupe and all that. i remember there being a video of the founder walking naked through his office (a warehouse)
[QUOTE=werrek;44814475]Pants are always fashionable. Chino pants, in a tan color mostly is perfect for summer. I wear skinny chino pants whenever I skate, even in the blistering heat of the summer. Plus, its not weird to wear pants in the US during the summer.[/QUOTE] PANTPANTS [IMG]http://gamingmemoirs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Male-Player-Character-Pokemon-Ruby-Sapphire-Emerald.png[/IMG]
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