What you need is
two of these
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/AMT_HARDBALLER_.45ACP.JPG/800px-AMT_HARDBALLER_.45ACP.JPG[/img_thumb]
This too
[img_thumb]http://www.hayesotoupalik.com/images/DSCF1399.jpg[/img_thumb]
and this might be useful
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UT2XJXPyLV8/SZt2aJ1jFHI/AAAAAAAAIdA/GyGtCcVy4Sg/s400/Chloroform+bottle.jpg[/img]
And there you go forty seven.
Bring a puppy. Like this one.
[img]http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/smug-dog-birthday-hat-cake-12677453981.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;22153441]Bring a puppy. Like this one.
[img]http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/smug-dog-birthday-hat-cake-12677453981.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
:monocle:
The hell is that
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;22153441]Bring a puppy. Like this one.
[/QUOTE]
Words cannot describe the look on that dog's face.
have fun spending 6k for sheer novelty factor.
Seems to be the most expensive halloween costume ever created.
Going for a world record?
Time to find out what that mysterious noise coming from your parents bedroom during midnight is.
You're probably going to need a penis pump for banging all those double agent bitches
Don't forget a cyanide tablet.
Never forget your towel.
There is only one spy
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/05/the_ambassador.jpg[/img]
You have a problem with that?
You picked a cheap ass balisong. That particular one will break pretty easily.
[QUOTE=Leviathanos;22150891]Dude your gayish spy then. Use normal lockpicks, not a gun. Managing to use normal lockpicks is more cool and requires skill. Can buy a nice set at dealextreme for 5 dollars, but two just in case.[/QUOTE]
Nope.
Engie taught us to use a gun.
And if that don't work, use more gun.
A Walther PPK
[editline]04:10AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;22150578]This guy spied for the Soviets and Russians for decades:
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00554/news-graphics-exclu_554540a.jpg[/img]
No super secret spy games, just an FBI job and feeding them intel.[/QUOTE]
Also, wasn't he a part of the Opus Dei and put hidden cameras in his bedroom to make sex tapes without his wife's knowledge for his friends to watch? His name escapes me...it was Robert something, and was one of the biggest breaches in national security
[editline]04:11AM[/editline]
His name was Robert Hanssen
[QUOTE=Destroyertf;22149475]Ive been thinking about making a spy kit. Now you should asking yourself, "why does this idiot want to make a spy kit?".
I don't really know.
Inspired by this thread:[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=942529[/url]
So lets start.
Any spy needs a briefcase to carry around his stuff.
[url]http://www.mezzi.com/Travel-Briefcases/MEZZI-Traveler-Edition-Roller-Aluminum-Laptop-Case/[/url]
And of course, an elegant suit.
[url]http://www.megasuits.com/index.php?act=products&cat=Suits&gcode=FITTED%20SUITS[/url]
And if you want to be a REAL spy, you will need this.
[url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3991[/url]
A net book, so you can use your fantastic spy hacking skills to do, well, spy stuff.
[url]http://www.netbookreviews.net/asus/eee-pc-1201n/[/url]
A cellphone blocking device,
[url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4355[/url]
A locking picking gun, to well, pick locks,
[url]http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17606[/url]
A gun, and of course, If you want to be a spy, It has to be a Walter PPK,
[url]http://www.waltherpistols.com/category/41-walther_ppk_handguns.aspx[/url]
Night Vision goggles! For your nighttime spy missions.
[url]http://www.atncorp.com/night-vision-goggles[/url]
And with all the bond girls around you, you will need these, LOTS of these.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom[/url]
So what do you suggest?[/QUOTE]
If you have the $2000-$4000 (Largely depending on the quality of NVGs you get) then go for it.
That's a lot of money for what some might consider a novelty kit though.
Edit: If you're rich, go for mega deluxe everything. Get the Benchmade 42 Butterfly Knife, a $3500 Laptop from DigitalStormOnline.com, a $1200 Titanium Briefcase, a $2000 Suit and $6000 NVGs.
Those TF2 Spies are a Pushover.
[b]This is a real Spy![/b]
[img]http://jamesbond.ugo.com/images/video-games/from-russia-with-love.jpg[/img]
Don't forget a fedora and shades.
[IMG]http://codingpad.maryspad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fedora_hats.gif[/IMG]
I am already a spy. :downs:
Post pictures when you're done.
[editline]07:52AM[/editline]
Fuck yes I'm 15 now I can have sex booyaaa
Real spies need a PPK and a British accent.
Real men use [url=http://www.zerohalliburton.com/business/aluminum/premier/P5-SI.jsp]Zero Halliburton[/url] briefcases.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;22161003]A butterfly knife wouldn't be practical in real life because it makes more sound than a normal knife when drawn/unfolded. :smile:[/QUOTE]
But it's badass to do tricks with it
[QUOTE=Leviathanos;22150891]Dude your gayish spy then. Use normal lockpicks, not a gun. Managing to use normal lockpicks is more cool and requires skill. Can buy a nice set at dealextreme for 5 dollars, but two just in case.[/QUOTE]
I made my own and they work pretty good.
Don't use the lockpick gun!! Use a bumpkey or traditional lockpicks.
[QUOTE=snifff;22162192]Don't use the lockpick gun!! Use a bumpkey or traditional lockpicks.[/QUOTE]
Or a C4 switch
[QUOTE=g42;22155289][b]There is only one spy[/b]
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/05/the_ambassador.jpg[/img]
You have a problem with that?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://rhymeculture.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sean-connery.jpg[/img]