• My dad took my bong.
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Same thing happened to a buddy of mine, however instead of going after his money he went ahead and took a Lawn Gnome from his neighbor's lawn and made a bong out of it instead.
[QUOTE=Karbine;19643526]It's bad for you[/QUOTE] A lot like the twat in your avatar.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;19646194]That wouldn't happen. You don't know what you're talking about. You really think that kids' parents go to jail for shit like this? Give me a fucking break. Please, if you're going to say something, think about it first.[/QUOTE] You didn't answer my question though. It's still selfish of him to keep illegal drugs in his dad's house without his knowledge.
Go buy another Bong. Your father won't take it as he already has one. Hide your weed.
I still don't understand what the loud noise was that got him up in the first place. EDIT: And I notice a fuckhead is dumbing everything on this last page.
[QUOTE=Droogie;19647196]You didn't answer my question though. It's still selfish of him to keep illegal drugs in his dad's house without his knowledge.[/QUOTE] He isn't a minor, his dad wouldn't get charged with anything I think.
HeY GuYz I LuV We3D. It cAnt KiLl U~! DuzZzZ HeHeHhe ~~~~~~~~~~~~<3 OP. Stop your bitching. Despite it being in widespread use, it is still illegal and if you cant hide your obvious usage well enough, well thats your own damn fault.
In my 24 years of life I have met a lot of tokers, of all ages. I know people in their 50s who STILL smoke everyday. I know a kid with Hodgkin's Lymphoma who smokes medical marijuana to give him an appetite because otherwise he self-starves himself due to ATG serum sickness. He thinks pot has helped him more than the shitloads of morphine sulfate and oxycontin they want to shovel down his stomach. Without his pot prescription his fevers go up and down cyclically, his joints ache, and he walks around like a little old man. At the age of 22. Pot *DOES* make people lazy and unmotivated if done in excess and *IS* a huge waste of money. There are people who can handle it, and there are people who can't -- the latter is obviously a lot more common. But seriously, guys? "You'll overdose and die?" ... Seriously? Anyone who has any kind of understanding of drugs and does RESEARCH, both first-hand and second-hand, as well as over the internet from sites like Erowid, Wikipedia, etc. before even getting near them would know how harmless marijuana is. Alcohol is way worse, and I drink way more than I smoke pot. Tobacco is way, way, way, way worse, and I am an ex-smoker, a pack of Marlboro Reds a day.
[QUOTE=keroba3;19643831]People who cut themselves say they enjoy it, how can that be healthy just because you're enjoying it.[/QUOTE] Is it up to to anyone to decide someone else can't do something because it's "harmful"? [editline]02:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dole;19643711]Guess what? You can still die from it.[/QUOTE] I'd like to see a cited source, please.
[QUOTE=MM23;19647696]Anyone who has any kind of understanding of drugs and does RESEARCH,[/QUOTE] And by research you mean [B]TOKIN' UP ERRY DAY, 420 420 HIT DAT BONG[/b] Sounds like the OP should smoke some mari[b]WAAAAAAAAAAAH[/b]na. If it wasn't for the OP's father, he could hit dat [b]BAAAAAAAAAAW[/b]ng. God damn it stoners.
What good is marijuana going to give you? If you want to feel good, masturbate you bitch.
[QUOTE=MM23;19647696] But seriously, guys? "You'll overdose and die?" ... Seriously? [/QUOTE] I'm not going against you or anything, but the people who said that weed can kill you, I don't believe they said that it would be from overdose,and I think they meant from damage the smoke does to the trachea, it was the people DEFENDING weed said that you can't overdose on it, which is true.
Our own government can't decide where they want to throw their fucking propaganda. "Remember kids, it's harmful and it will kill you. It's a terrible poison and you should never touch it, don't give into peer pressure! That first joint... MIGHT BE YOUR LAST! Also, it is used medically by thousands of people for pain relief, to improve appetite, and to stop cancerous t-cells from attacking the immune system. These qualities were recognized by herbalists roughly four thousand years ago. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT!" And this is at the same time kids watch thousands of commercials a year with people getting drunk and doing stupid shit. Any kid will find alcohol commercials to look "cool", guys in suits drinking and walking around with dozens of hot women? Yeah! A proper education would really help.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19643542]You shouldn't smoke weed. It's bad for you, y'know. Listen to your dad, he's trying to help you out[/QUOTE] Better than tobacco, wwwwaaaayyyyy better.
Good, drugs are bad.
There's nothing wrong with weed. I just think that if you live at home (and is probably under 18 (or whatever age you become an adult in your country) you shouldn't do it. If you're going to do it, don't do or use any bongs or shit in the house. Parents don't want you to abuse anything, they probably just want you to stay off "life enlightening stuff", since they want you to be happy about what you got. Or your dad is just an ass, who knows. The thing is, don't direspect them by doing something they don't want you to do, in the house
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19648001]And by research you mean [B]TOKIN' UP ERRY DAY, 420 420 HIT DAT BONG[/B] Sounds like the OP should smoke some mari[B]WAAAAAAAAAAAH[/B]na. If it wasn't for the OP's father, he could hit dat [B]BAAAAAAAAAAW[/B]ng. God damn it stoners.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, you're the guy who trolled the drug forums back in the day. Trying to spread your silly messages saying "PAWT WIL KIL U".
It was $32. I can make that in a day if not just a few hours. I'm not one for wasting money, but I don't see how you lost a major investment here. I agree that nothing is wrong with weed but you don't absolutely have to smoke. From what I've heard, it's usually not addictive. Plus you had this coming for being loud when your parents were asleep. What did you expect them to do honestly?
Dude, you know if you post about Weed on facepunch, since it's bascially a forum of nerds, 99 percent of them are going to be ignorant little fucks who are afraid of life, so they are going to be like "OMG WEED IS HORRIBLE, DARE SHOWED ME HOW IT MAKES YOU INSANE". I would much rather smoke weed all my life than drink or smoke cigarettes. If you don't ever want to try weed, great for you, but when you say stupid shit about it with nothing to back it up you just look like a scared little 13 year old. (Which most of you are anyway) heh.
[QUOTE=Candels;19643516]Okay, so about a month ago I had bought my first piece, a 32 dollar graffix bong, plastic, green, about 1 1/2 feet, the thing was sweet and I was happy that after being a frequent smoker for over six years that I finally got a piece of my own. Well one night I was cleaning it with cotton swabs and alcohol chatting on skype with a few of my friends, it was around 11 o clock and my parents were in bed as usual. Well all of a sudden my dad barges in the room and I immediately just toss my bong under the desk, like a reflex and this is how the conversation went. Dad: You're being really loud, I can't sleep.... What was that? Me: Alright I'll try and keep it down a little bit, it was nothing don't worry about it. Dad: What was it? Basically that went on for 5 minutes my dad asking me what it was and me just saying nothing, my friends were listening to me on skype and I could hear their giggles through my headset and my face started getting really red, finally my dad just told me "I'm gonna find out whether you wanna show me or not so you may as well just make this easier for both of us". So I let out a really long sigh and showed it to him and immediately he was like... Dad: What the fuck is that?! Me: Well dad, it's my bong, I was cleaning it Dad: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BONG? Me: Because..... It's sweet I didn't know what to tell him, I mean, what's there to say? Obviously this revealed my well kept secret to my dad about my pot shenanigans and so the next five minutes was basically him just saying "Give it to me" and me responding with "No. I don't wanna". My friends are laughing their asses off on skype and I'm just trying to not let my 32 dollars go to waste so I tried to convince my dad that if he just let me hold onto it, I could sell it easily and make money off of it and it would be out of the house. He told me he "didn't want me selling anything like that" and that he would give me 25$ if I gave him my bong. So I was like "are you being serious right now?" and he told me that if I gave him my bong he would give me 25 dollars... So I did, AND THAT BITCH WON'T PAY ME. How should I approach my dad about it? I mean, he hasn't said anything about it since it happened, so I don't really want to feed the flames but I want my money, he told me he would give me it and I want it.[/QUOTE] Have you ever considered not being an inconsiderate little shit fucker? Its your PARENTS house. Not yours. If an LEO found it in your house and whatever weed you have your DAD would get in trouble. Not you. Im not agaisnt weed, just saying you should consider your dad having to pay a fine. Grow the fuck up.
[QUOTE=Candels;19646359]Because he never knew I smoked until he found it soooooo I didn't know how he would react to it until he did find it, I mean NOW I know to hide it elsewhere if I want to avoid conflict with my dad, but I still think it's messed up how he hustled me. It's not about the POT it's about the MONEY.[/QUOTE] You're not on a moral high ground here because you were taking drugs in secret in your parent's house. Hence he hasn't "hustled" you per se, he's merely exercised his right as a father to confiscate drug equipment. Why don't you ask him yourself and see what he says?
[b]"This is illegal, you know."[/b] [img]http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/e/e9/Mayor_Kravindish.jpg[/img] Also, just for the sake of it: herp derp hit dat w33d ery day 420 bob marley
[QUOTE=Comcastic;19648232]Oh hey, you're the guy who trolled the drug forums back in the day. Trying to spread your silly messages saying "PAWT WIL KIL U".[/QUOTE] I like how much the term "trolling" has become bastardized.
[QUOTE=Punjon;19647986]Is it up to to anyone to decide someone else can't do something because it's "harmful"?[/QUOTE] Yes it is. Taking some responsibility/caring for the next man is a cornerstone of our society. Fact: Some people can handle drugs like weed, a lot can't. [QUOTE=Candels;19646445] ANY drug is bad for you, I don't CARE what's bad for me I'm gonna die of something someday. You can like whatever you want to like but I can too.[/QUOTE] That's an idiot attitude in all aspects, regardless of whether it's about drugs or something else. The "I don't care because" is just plain destructive, borderline nihilist.
Just wait until you move out, or smoke outside. Or try showing him The Union. And jesus, FP is filled of close-minded little children. [QUOTE=AlphaGunman;19643593]And the smoke can (will) hurt your lungs.[/QUOTE] Big deal, we all have a decent chance of being killed in a car accident or some disease that has nothing to do with the state of our lungs (not that there's any proof of weed damaging your lungs). [QUOTE=Dole;19643711]Guess what? You can still die from it.[/QUOTE] No you can't. And you're going to die either way, so why not enjoy your life and experience different states of consciousness while you still can? [QUOTE=AlphaGunman;19643736]Some dumbass gets high, decides he wants to go get something to eat or whatever, has nothing, gets in his car, crashes.[/QUOTE] Weed BARELY affects your ability to drive. It's not like alcohol. I can easily smoke a joint to the face and then drive fine. [QUOTE=Darth_GW7;19646257] Myself I don't get why anyone would want to get high? It might feel good but you're missing out on so much, like being half-asleep. At least with alcohol you're usually down the pub, socialising, not sat in your room give or take a few friends. And alcohol doesn't taste of smoke.[/QUOTE] Weed enhances your senses and allows you to think from a different point of view. It's something you can do socially or alone. Alcohol dulls your senses, makes you stupid, and much more likely to do something retarded. And alcohol tastes like shit no matter what you drink, while good weed tastes good. Don't argue when you haven't tried either one.
Wow, reading this thread makes me realize how ignorant most people are. Many here actually think weed can kill you, not trolling. You are so fucking hypocritical, most of you probably drink alcohol once in a while, and/or eat fatty food and alot of sugar. All of this is far worse than weed. I'll just stay in DD, where there are at least somewhat educated people.
[QUOTE=Racid;19643778]First, alchohol could kill you to from driving. Second of all, you're not likely to crash with weed, I've drove while high on weed several times, I've never crashed my car, never even broke a traffic law. I drove sorta slow though.[/QUOTE] I've driven completely drunk just fine too, so your argument's pretty shitty. I don't get what the fuck you're crying about. Your Dad took your bong, get the fuck over it. Man up, and if you want to keep smoking, then replace it. Stop crying to facepunch like we've got some golden ticket idea to make your Dad give you the 25 dollars your stupid ass should have known wasn't coming to you...why the fuck would he seriously give you 25 dollars...did you actually think that would happen? Also, people need to realize that smoking anything is bad for your lungs. It's burning material entering your lungs. It may be [I]less[/I] harmful, but it's still not good. I wish stoners would drop that awful argument.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;19644696]He just did you a favor. It probably wouldn't kill you but it's a shitty thing to spend money on if it becomes a habit, just like cigarettes, tobacco and other useless expensive and expendable crap.[/QUOTE] That's ludicrous. Cigarette smoking habits do equate with pot smoking habits. For one thing, pot sedates me whenever I feel incapacitated in any way as it does with alot of people. Cigarettes just make you feel awful and if you develope a habit, you're essentially digging yourself an early grave, whereas pot smoking may be somewhat bad for the lungs, but it doesn't condemn you to lung cancer and it at least makes you feel better (A whole lot better than the feeling you get from a cig). And you can also save more money with bud if you're not a complete stoner and you have friends to blaze with.
[QUOTE=frums;19648416]Just wait until you move out, or smoke outside. And jesus, FP is filled of close-minded little children. Big deal, we all have a decent chance of being killed in a car accident or some disease that has nothing to do with the state of our lungs (not that there's any proof of weed damaging your lungs). No you can't. And you're going to die either way, so why not enjoy your life and experience different states of consciousness while you still can? Weed BARELY affects your ability to drive. It's not like alcohol. I can easily smoke a joint to the face and then drive fine.[/QUOTE] You can in theory die from an overdose of THC. It's possible, but it's not probable at all. An over-abundance of anything in your system can kill you. But the point is you could never take that much THC in short of somehow getting straight THC and shooting it up by the boat-load.
[QUOTE=actionhank;19648469]You can in theory die from an overdose of THC. It's possible, but it's not probable at all. An over-abundance of anything in your system can kill you. But the point is you could never take that much THC in short of somehow getting straight THC and shooting it up by the boat-load.[/QUOTE] I'm quite aware of that, I assumed that was common sense.
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