do animals count? if yes, then every animal I've had since I was 6 have watched my fap adventures
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;37202404]Well not fapping but close enough.
So I'm like 13 and looking at some sweet catgirl porn while the TV is on which is also in my room. Mom walks in, I panic and just turn off the monitor. She starts talking about some stuff, sits down, starts watching the TV. So I'm sitting there, also watching the TV because if I turn my monitor on there will be shit everywhere.
So I make the biggest mistake of my life and ask "are you going to leave?". She looks at me and says jokingly "why, doing something bad on the computer?". I'm like oh fuck shit piss. I got a really serious look on my face and I was like "No!". She tells me to turn on the monitor. I'm like fuck this shit and kick the reset button with my foot cause the PC is on the floor.
Then she got mad because she knew I was doing something weird. Dad gave me a talk later, it was awkward...this almost belongs in the embarrassment thread.
Back in the day I also had close calls where someone walks in and I just pull my shirt over everything and change tabs. Baggy shirts saved me more than once.[/QUOTE]
Why are parents always so intent on catching their children in the act?
Seriously
[editline]12th August 2012[/editline]
WHEN I HAVE A CHILD I'M GOING TO TRY TO CATCH HIM WHILE HE'S MASTURBATING
Never
I got caught watching porn VHS though, I was like 6 :v:
I don't fap anywhere but in the bathroom over the toilet, I like to use a little thing called imagination. So I haven't actually been caught in the act but I have been caught looking at some weird shit that I just so happen to find hot. My mom didn't really care, she just handed me dinner and walked away.
[QUOTE=Jund;37203015]Why are parents always so intent on catching their children in the act?
Seriously
[editline]12th August 2012[/editline]
WHEN I HAVE A CHILD I'M GOING TO TRY TO CATCH HIM WHILE HE'S MASTURBATING[/QUOTE]
Well I don't think they explicitly try to catch you masturbating, it's just that when something like that arises, parents usually want to talk to their kid about it. I mean shit if I was a parent I would want to talk to my kid about it.
Yes. Eurovision like when I was 13. I think I locked myself in a room for the next day.
Nope but pretty much a close call per day because nobody knocks on my door. I'm always worried my dad knows because unfortunately good at computers and knows how to view all of my internet history from his PC and now has a disk that can wipe my PC password. Having an electronics and computer engineer for a dad isn't fun.
I was caught by my dad due to a misunderstanding. My great browser decided to be a smart and when I was going to the now dead Megaupload, it instead transferred me to "[url]www.megaupload.NO[/url]"
(Since I'm Norwegian. Go watch for yourself.) He just gave me a thumbs up and left the room :v:
I hate when my pets stares at me and sometimes even jump on me when I do it, I fucking hate it.
But there was one time when the cat landed on my penis with it's fur and I actully enjoyed it, led to an ejaculation
ya, my dad came in like suddenly without a sound, I managed to switch tabs but the sound was still playing through my headphones
Being in a state of panic, I just casually clicked around the screen while talking to seem natural, of course I opened the porn tab just when he looked at the screen too :s
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;37201471]I don't even have a lock on my door :([/QUOTE]
I don't even have a door and I've never been caught, even when I fap in the middle of the day
Get on my level
Any respecting family should probably knock before entering anyways.
And no, I haven't been 'caught'.
I've walked in on others going at it though. (not that I have a problem with them doing that or anything, accident on my behalf really)
Been caught by every member of my immediate family. This was when I was a lot younger. The worst one was my younger brother entering my room at 3am while I was on my bed with nothing on, duvet pretty much on the floor.
> Door opens
> I just sit there like a deer in headlights, nob in hand.
> Brother says "What the fuuuuuck?!"
> Then leaves
No, but there are countless times when I'm fapping, and my mother knocks on the door, and I have to feign being groggy and newly awakened while I put my clothes back on before I open the door.
[QUOTE=Ian;37203351]Well I don't think they explicitly try to catch you masturbating, it's just that when something like that arises, parents usually want to talk to their kid about it. I mean shit if I was a parent I would want to talk to my kid about it.[/QUOTE]
The birds and the bees are outdated
If they're fapping they probably know, if they haven't already learned about it from school or the media
What would you even talk about in that situation? Secret fapping techniques?
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;37203819]I don't even have a door and I've never been caught, even when I fap in the middle of the day
Get on my level[/QUOTE]
stealth mode: on
[QUOTE=Jund;37204961]The birds and the bees are outdated
If they're fapping they probably already know, if they haven't learned about it from school or the media
What would you even talk about in that situation? Secret fapping techniques?[/QUOTE]
The birds and the bees may be outdated, but it's still a thing that a parent should talk to their child about.
Then again, I don't know the first thing about being a parent.
[QUOTE=Jocke;37203561]I hate when my pets stares at me and sometimes even jump on me when I do it, I fucking hate it.
But there was one time when the cat landed on my penis with it's fur and I actully enjoyed it, led to an ejaculation[/QUOTE]
Eww.
Yes, like three times.
It fucking sucked.
Now I only do it behind two locked doors. Literally.
Nope.
Once or twice i think.
and they found my condoms.
All in all I don't really care
By the postman around Christmas. He rang the doorbell so I danced my way behind the tree in naked panic as he waited for me to come to the door for the package, p sure he saw me through the window.
no because i don't breathe like a deranged monkey and because i am very quiet
my room is the living room and that's where i fap
and that's where NOBODY SEES ME
Not fapping but looking at porn.
My family had some friends staying over and my computer room is connected to the living room. She was sleeping on the couch (or so I thought). She comes around the corner and I close it and we just look at each other then she continues to the bathroom and we never mention it.
She also did crack in my bathroom so we kicked them out.
No. I have locks on my door.
My computer has this awesome "Display Off" button which is very useful. "yeah I'm just restarting my computer to get my tablet driver working". Cause I have to do that all the time.
But mostly stick to without porn, at night, and in the shower. Too many times people walking in to my room without knocking. No one ever knocks.
Edit:
Being caught by your gf should not be a problem. She should then come assist you :v:
[QUOTE=Rhenae;37207302]My computer has this awesome "Display Off" button which is very useful. "yeah I'm just restarting my computer to get my tablet driver working". Cause I have to do that all the time.
But mostly stick to without porn, at night, and in the shower. Too many times people walking in to my room without knocking. No one ever knocks.
Edit:
Being caught by your gf should not be a problem. She should then come assist you :v:[/QUOTE]
If you're girlfriend caught you jacking your Daniel to another woman then she would probably be pissed. I don't know if you understand relationships.
Never been caught but today while i was just about done, my sister comes running down past my door. And as she does this i'm finishing, in the following panic i manage to make both my shorts and boxes unwearable and have to walk around in a bath robe until my laundry finishes while hopeing no one asks why i'm not wearing pants.
Nope, not even when I fap with the door open.
You guys are complaining about having no locks on your door? My computer isn't even in my fucking room.
It's in the middle of the family room where obviously my family is for the entire day. Worst part is, my mom has sleeping problems and their bedroom is burning hot so she always has to sleep in here.
So I can't masturbate 99% of the time, and that 1 percent I have to look over my shoulder every 3 seconds.
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