• Have you ever got caught fapping?
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No, never. I would probably dig a hole in the ground and bury myself in it forever if I ever got caught.
I have never been caught fapping though I think my dad may think I was fapping since he walked in when I was sitting in front of my computer naked(Thank god I had a towel covering my penis) which I tend to do after taking a shower or taking a shit.
I got caught twice... oh god...
I use Chinese stealth armor before fapping. So, no.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;37203819]I don't even have a door and I've never been caught, even when I fap in the middle of the day Get on my level[/QUOTE] I'm in the middle of the fucking kitchen and i've never been caught, get on MY level.
[QUOTE=All0utWar;37207490]If you're girlfriend caught you jacking your Daniel to another woman then she would probably be pissed. I don't know if you understand relationships.[/QUOTE] You must have a pretty shitty girlfriend if she gets jealous over some fucking porn.
One time, by grandmother. Oh god, one of the most embarrassing moments of my short life. I was young at that time though.
Never been caught, yet.. I make sure people are out for at least 30 minutes if im going to. I even text them to find out!
Never been caught, But had some extremely close calls
Not really, my father knocks before entering. My mother on the other hand doesn't, she literally busts the door open which means i may have been caught a few times.
I forgot to lock my door somehow (it's become a natural reflex to lock the door as I shut it), I had just fapped and was sitting in the afterglow, covered in cum. I had gone to a non-porn website while relaxing and suddenly my door swung open at the speed of light and my mom comes charging in to bitch at me about how I haven't mowed the lawn (when I already had). I curled up in a fetal position and kept saying "Get out, I'm naked." She stared down at me and was like 'ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORN?' then looked at my monitor then back down at me. It took WAY longer then it should've for her to get the fuck out, and when she did I got up and locked the door. That was probably the BEST fap I ever had and the afterglow was completely killed by my mom and her piss poor slow reaction time
No, but I did have some close calls.
[QUOTE=Professer Trall;37203227]I don't fap anywhere but in the bathroom over the toilet[/QUOTE] This, only I watch porn on my Ipod touch. Thank God for technology. [editline]13th August 2012[/editline] I actually don't know if I've ever been caught. There was this one time where I was fapping away with my door closed, and I hear footsteps approaching the door, so I close the porn first, and the door opens right as I put my dick away. Infact, it was like synchronized. [editline]13th August 2012[/editline] Do people still learn about sex through that 'birds and bees' talk? Hell, I learned about porn and shit from my brother when I was like 6, because he's 12 years older than me.
no but there was one time my grandmother almost walked in on me getting my dick sucked She was staying over and I wasn't aware, and didnt hear her come in the house.
I wait until there is nobody in the house or my parents are watching a really good show on TV, they skip all the ads so its a safe hour or so.
I was watching some porn once and my mom walked in the room and I just kept looking at the porn. She didn't even care.
[QUOTE=Kefirman;37211310]One time, by grandmother. Oh god, one of the most embarrassing moments of my short life. I was young at that time though.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of that American Pie scene :D
I almost got caught, it was the last day of school so I get onto my laptop to fap because my dad was at work, but as soon as I was about to climax the door opened, and I had my door room open upstairs, if he went into the living room he could have looked up and saw everything, so while he went downstairs to put his stuff up, I turned off my laptop, buttoned my pants, then I turned the corner and literally dived into the bathroom, grabbing the door behind me and closing it shut. It was the greatest fap I ever had.
Probably. I'd like to think I would have known if someone opened the door while I was taking care of business but there's no way to tell really.
90% of all mothers have no fucking courtesy to knock on the door, catch someone masturbating and then start to complain.
When I was younger, probably around 10, I tried masturbating for the first time. My bed used to be position so it stuck outwards from the wall instead of being against the wall like it is now. My mom used to stay up until around 11 to make sure that me and my brother were asleep, so she would check on us before going to back to bed. Being careless, I didn't pay any attention to the door to make sure she didn't check. Right in the middle of when I'm touching myself for the first time? "Showing the neighbors your wee wee?" (There is a window on 2 walls of my room.) I heard from the doorway. Being crazy hyped up and surprised, I rolls sideways to try to hide myself. I ended up bouncing off onto the floor in a curled up ball of blankets. TL:DR? My mom caught me during my first time and asked me if I was showing the neighbors my "wee wee" and I fell to the floor in a ball of blankets.
got caught once. It was a sunday. I should be sleeping but rather than that I download some porn and watch it. Since the PSP was damn fucking loud I used headphones. And while I was fapping my mom got up to go take a shit or something. She saw me fapping and pushed me on the left leg. I was fucking shocked and I said "I was just looking for updates to hack the PSP!" and I hide under the blanked as if I never were there. Next day she smiled to me the whole time. Creepy. I was also slowed down to 40% for the next day.
I've never been caught, but I wouldn't be too bothered if I did. My mother is the kind that supports the whole fapping thing so she would probably say well done son and walk off.
No. Even though I do crazy shit that'll take loads of time to get back in position and out of position.
When I was very young, I watched some video clips on the internet involving banned stuff on TV, mostly violent police chasing. None of it was bad, so I didn't worry about my mother. Right when she stepped in, the video unexpectedly changed to a clip with nudity. It was hard to convince her that I wasn't watching eroticism.
My mom rearranged my room while i was away, the pc screen can now be seen easily through the doorway and by anyone coming upstairs, my mom also forbids any door to be shut because she's a fucking wierdo........in truth........i'm fucked.
[QUOTE=Source;37220576]My mom rearranged my room while i was away, the pc screen can now be seen easily through the doorway and by anyone coming upstairs, my mom also forbids any door to be shut because she's a fucking wierdo........in truth........i'm fucked.[/QUOTE] Back to Playboy.
While reading through all this thread i thought of that Amercian Pie's scene with the sock
Almost got caught many times but then again I'm always alert to whoever walks around the room I'm in. There was although one time where my mom asked for the laptop to do some shit on Word. She then wanted to insert an image and went to the normal images folder which had somewhat incriminating evidence. She found a santa girl and I quickly raged at her and took the laptop away. Didn't even shut up or tried to excuse myself or gave it back on a "oh alright, fine" moment, just took it away and forbid her of ever touching my computers without me in the room. Good thing she doesn't knows about the blue pendrive though... It's filled with some pretty weird shit. And I don't mean stuff like S&M or bestiality or CP or anything else that could be that fucked up. It's just... Weird shit, that you would go "what? how? why?" and would think something else completely.
[QUOTE=All0utWar;37207490]If you're girlfriend caught you jacking your Daniel to another woman then she would probably be pissed. I don't know if you understand relationships.[/QUOTE] This would be hard to do considering I neither have a Daniel nor is my bf even named Daniel :v:
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