[QUOTE=Vodkavia;37222221]I'm not sure what you're expecting any of us to make of that.[/QUOTE]
I was implying that I had been caught fapping by a window cleaner.
[QUOTE=Coffeee;37222255]I was implying that I had been caught fapping by a window cleaner.[/QUOTE]
Kinky.
Please explain.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;37215154]When I was younger, probably around 10, I tried masturbating for the first time. My bed used to be position so it stuck outwards from the wall instead of being against the wall like it is now. My mom used to stay up until around 11 to make sure that me and my brother were asleep, so she would check on us before going to back to bed.
Being careless, I didn't pay any attention to the door to make sure she didn't check. Right in the middle of when I'm touching myself for the first time? "Showing the neighbors your wee wee?" (There is a window on 2 walls of my room.) I heard from the doorway. Being crazy hyped up and surprised, I rolls sideways to try to hide myself. I ended up bouncing off onto the floor in a curled up ball of blankets.
TL:DR? My mom caught me during my first time and asked me if I was showing the neighbors my "wee wee" and I fell to the floor in a ball of blankets.[/QUOTE]
Should've just stared at her and said "Yeah, and so long as the bitch next door can't learn to close her curtains before undressing I'll be enjoying myself, thank you very much!" for a response :v:
[QUOTE=Loriborn;37222279]Kinky.
Please explain.[/QUOTE]
I was just sat on my bed 'fapping away' when I heard a thump on my wall and the footsteps of a man climbing up a ladder. I didn't know how to react so I naturally tried to stay as still as I could even though I was looking directly at him. He started wiping the windows and about half way through he glanced up and I found myself in direct eye contact with him. He then finished washing the windows and left like nothing ever happened. But I know something had happened. I know he saw.
While I'm here I'll share another story with you all:
A few years back me and my family went on Holiday to Turkey. One day I wen't back to our room alone after saying that I was tired and needed to sleep. I put the 'DO NOT DISTURB' sign on the door and started fapping. A few minutes after I was walking around the room naked (I don't remember why I was walking around the room naked.) when I heard a voice at the door saying "Hello?!". Because I'm very shy I had no idea what to do and for some reason I didn't reply. I was greeted a few seconds later by a very large woman with only one eye. She said: 'Oh' in a really high pitched tone and left the room. I got dressed, opened the door and she was waiting outside. I smiled and said thanks to her for waiting but she didn't reply.
11 o'clock at night + bed + iPod Touch = Never caught.
Was just casually fapping at like 2 a.m, then suddenly, I hear my door close. It scares the fuck out of me and I stayed up the rest of the night wondering how much someone saw. The next day it was as if nothing happened, so that's cool. Otherwise I've never been caught, I wear loose shorts that I just pull up one of the legs when needed.
My parents actually have some courtesy and knock on the door (Or just yell at me from the top of the staircase), so no, never happened before.
No. When I lived with my parents my door was open 90% of the time, and I could hear anyone coming so I could stop that train.
I've been caught nude before, but that's the price you pay when you sleep nude.
I remember when I was really young like 7, one of my friends showed me how to spell the word butt.
So when I was home and on the computer I for whatever reason typed butt.com. It turned out to be a porno site and I was browsing through. So later I get off the computer and tell myself, "wow, I hope no one catches me" But computers were new to me at that age and I never knew internet explorer recorded your browsing history. So I go outside to play and my dad calls me in the house. He and my mom have me sit down and discuss why I was watching porno.
As you can imagine, it was pretty fucking awkward and they wouldn't believe I was bored and felt like typing a new word I learned.
Do dogs count?
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My friend walked in on me when I lived alone. I had a large basement where my friends and I could chill, drink and smoke. my computer was on a desk facing away from the wall near the bottom of the stairs and I was going to town. Was completely nude and was wearing my turtle beaches. I totally forgot my friend was going to be coming by for a bit. Somebody smacked my shoulder which made me almost jump out of my chair. I whipped my chair around, jaw hanging with my raging boner in my hands staring at my friend. he smirked and told me to finish up so we could drink and play mario kart.
So i did and we ended up playing Mario kart. And honestly... It really wasn't too awkward
No, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Anyway, from the stories I read here, why do your moms feel the need to show their presence when your busy fapping.
"Oh, what is this! My son is fapping? Oh, well I feel the need to tap him on the leg and make it really fucking awkward! Now, every time we see each other it will be creepy as hell."
I don't get why parents make a big deal about it, it's not like it's bad for your kids.
I walked in on my brother once, it was terrible so I just backed away slowly since he didn't see me.
Not me, but I'll say anyway.
11:00 PM (IIRC), me and my older bro slept on the same bed next to each other. I tried to sleep, but couldn't. I were bored, so I used my glass as a mirror to see what my bro was watching. (We had a TV about 2 meters away from out feet)
He was watching FashionTV, the models were wearing underwears. I could see him rubbering his shorts.
It wasn't a pleasant scene.
I always fap when nobody is at home :v:
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37227531]I don't get why parents make a big deal about it, it's not like it's bad for your kids.[/QUOTE]
And most likely they wanked when they were younger too.
Never been caught. Had a lot of close calls between ages 11-15, leading to refinement of tactics to avoid being caught.
I've pretty much understood that everyone's had close calls, but this is the third goddang time i've been under a blanket on the couch, Dailymotion up on my 1080p HDTV / Xbox , Splash TV, and have been already past the point of no return when that effing kitchen door opens..
Back when I was really young still, maybe 10 or 11, I didn't know fully how sex worked. I just thought, stick it in between something and you'll feel good. I ended up molesting my stuffed bear almost every night. I would put it in different positions and all that crazy shit. My mom caught me a couple of times (I didn't have a door at that time, and I live in an incredibly small house. It kinda fucked me over.) Whenever she caught me she gave me this weird look and walked away. I knew she saw me but I really couldn't give a fuck.
I used to wear multiple pairs of underwear (Really tight ones too) and put my dick through the dickhole to try and squeeze it until it ached a bit. My mom almost caught me once but I managed to pull the blanket over myself before she saw it. I then went through the process of stripping off 8 pairs of underwear and throwing them behind my bed.
Once, when I was 12 and browsing some weird shit.
I got caught by my mom, she looked down and laughed.
What the fuck, mom.
[QUOTE=SatansSin;37238737]I got caught by my mom, she looked down and laughed.[/QUOTE]
Because it was too small :v:
[QUOTE=Hugoroy;37238593]Once, when I was 12 and browsing some weird shit.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure everyone went through that "weird shit" phase around that age. I know I did.
I was never caught, but my parents both assumed I did anyway, so they had the courtesy to knock and such. I had some towels in my room that I had left after I took a shower and my mom had assumed I used those for "finishing."
"What are you doing with those towels, oh I don't want to know. Just make sure they get in the washer."
So the moment I literally finish and have a giant mess all over myself with my dick still sticking out, my older brother pulls my door open, but his head is turned around and distracted at something else.
Cue ninja technique: slip into closet. I wait around for five minutes or so then peek out to see if anyone is there. I don't see anyone, so I waddle out of the room to the bathroom to clean up. I'm still not sure if my brother saw saw me; it's kind of hard to think on your feet right after you had just came. I can only hope that hiding in the closet saved me from further embarrassment... :v:
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Not to mention whether someone saw me come out of the closet or not. I still just don't know.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;37233992]Back when I was really young still, maybe 10 or 11, I didn't know fully how sex worked. I just thought, stick it in between something and you'll feel good. I ended up molesting my stuffed bear almost every night. I would put it in different positions and all that crazy shit. My mom caught me a couple of times (I didn't have a door at that time, and I live in an incredibly small house. It kinda fucked me over.) Whenever she caught me she gave me this weird look and walked away. I knew she saw me but I really couldn't give a fuck.
I used to wear multiple pairs of underwear (Really tight ones too) and put my dick through the dickhole to try and squeeze it until it ached a bit. My mom almost caught me once but I managed to pull the blanket over myself before she saw it. I then went through the process of stripping off 8 pairs of underwear and throwing them behind my bed.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck man
Mom's boyfriend walked into my room at midnight because he couldn't sleep.
He wanted to see some videos. As soon as he opened the door to come in I switch windows.(several years ago, didn't use tabs lol)
I realize that if he actually read my taskbar then he would have noticed I was watching porn,
He asks if he could see some derren brown videos I told him about, then he turns around I right click on the minimized window and click close,
the porn pops up for nearly 1 second then disappears, IMMEDIATELY after, he is facing the screen again.
I literally had about a 1 second window of time.
Closest call, but it is possible that I might have been caught without me knowing.
you people are weird with some of your stories
like some borderline aspergers shit
just fap in private times when noone's around or even better, gets some pussy/ass
[QUOTE=DentalDoctor;37245685]you people are weird with some of your stories
like some borderline aspergers shit
just fap in private times when noone's around or even better, gets some [b]pussy/ass[/b][/QUOTE]
Fleshlight counts ?
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