My teacher watched me take a piss today.

[carcarcargo]

[QUOTE=AustinM;21071148][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/ilal47.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Haha, it looks like Susan Boyle.

[Baldr]

Maybe she is closet water-sport.

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=dezrun;21071744]They don't pay their custodial staff to sit there with their thumbs up their asses.[/QUOTE]

Too bad that's what half of them do, like in sixth form we actually got complaints from the cleaners because they had to do a bit of actual cleaning instead of just waving a wet rag about.

[Sgt N3wb]

Better pissed off than pissed on.

[JeffAndersen]

Show us a picture of her. If we agree, fuck her. If not, report her.

[Impracticable]

I seriously laughed my ass of when I saw the title lol.

[DaAngryWeasel]

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;21074060]This is the way I imagine what the layout of your restroom looks like. Am I right?

[IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/fppb/fd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Wow. That's almost exactly how it is! Kudos for having such a great imagination! But, the real question is: What did you imagine my penis, and my teacher to look like? Cause that really sums up the whole story. :smug:

[dolphinlover]

veiny

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and circumsized

[feltoni]

Look who's taking a scenic return back to facepunch

[IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/IMG]

[fo631]

She checked if you didnt lie to her.

[silentjubjub]

Hawt. :buddy:

[th3cactusplant]

[QUOTE=AustinM;21071148][img]http://i41.tinypic.com/ilal47.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Holy fuck that's one loose vagina.

[MachiniOs]

Be glad it wasn't too much of a[I] shitty[/I] situation.

[img]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/img]

[th3cactusplant]

It seems she [i]pissed up[/i] her attempt.

[img]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/img]

[PC-is-bacon]

this is the greatest thing i've ever read

[.Cheezy.]

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21084070]Wow. That's almost exactly how it is! Kudos for having such a great imagination! But, the real question is: What did you imagine my penis, and my teacher to look like? Cause that really sums up the whole story. :smug:[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/fppb/teach.jpg[/IMG]

[Drasnus]

She clearly wants your furry seal.

[.Cheezy.]

Sums up the story because you didn't go after her and fuck her.

Oh wait, that would mean tiny balls, huh?

[Jimmg]

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;21085215]
Oh wait, that means tiny balls, huh?[/QUOTE]
....What?

[Tolyzor]

Ask her if she wants to fuck. If she turns you down, threaten her with telling your school principle/child protection.

You are guaranteed to be able to fuck her.

Or, if she's fugly, skip straight to step 2 but threaten her for cash and high grades.

If you don't do this, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

[DaAngryWeasel]

I just remembered that tomorrow is April Fools day! What should I do?

[Pretiacruento]

Cool story :v: Keep us posted!

[Leon]

Masturbate on her lunch

[Pretiacruento]

See if you can get her cellphone number... and text her... :q:

[st ef you]

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21069361]I just remembered that tomorrow is April Fools day! Everyone! Tell me what you think I should [i]do[/i] tomorrow![/QUOTE]
The standard answer:
Jump her.

[Heckler Stev]

[QUOTE=Leon;21088304]Masturbate on her lunch[/QUOTE]

Or masturbate in class and see if she says ANYTHING. Either way you'll get one off....

[AVeryBannedUser]

FYI I'm DaAngryWeasel. I got banhammered, so I'll use this, kay?

[Sharker]

Ask her if you can tap dat ass

[christoph]

Here's what you do .... fuck her.

[benos]

What does she looks like, maybe she has a facebook, maybe the internet superheroes can clue this in. :huh:

Con her into giving you a blowjob, send pics.