[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;21098479]What's the red stuff in his piss?[/QUOTE]
You ever even [i]tried[/i] power pissing?
It's pretty obvious.
So, did you have sex with her?
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21071069]no, we are NOT starting that austin shit again
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Fixed.[/QUOTE]
But we love the Austin shit.. :v:
Also on topic: :geno:
[QUOTE=CowThing;21103362]So, did you have sex with her?[/QUOTE]
No, but I did do something else. I can't believe it. I can't even believe that I'm here right now, on the computer, talking about what happened on Facepunch. This is the most insane thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Today, at the end of school, when the last bell had just rang, I went to the bathroom, because I again, had to take a piss (not that bad though), and as I went along the hall, I saw the teacher who watched me take a piss, heading for the bathroom (NOTE:
The teacher bathrooms are 1-person bathrooms, which is a small room, with only one toilet. I found that out today.), and rushed toward the bathroom, I knew it was my chance, and I had to do it, even though I was risking, like 100 pounds of crap falling on my head. When she closed the door (none of the doors in the school have locks, they say its for some safety precaution, but it's just freakin' annoying to me), I hesitated for like, 3 minutes before I came to a conclusion.
I either gathered enough courage, or knocked off enough sense-to open the door a bit. When I did it, I had no idea that she didn't notice, she was just staring off into space. By then I really thought I shouldn't do it. I then thought, "Hey, she went in while I was too...", and I fully opened the door and immediately closed it. She screamed at top of her lungs, which in the small bathroom was so loud, I couldn't take it. My hands automatically covered her mouth and silenced her-I just couldn't take the noise. And at that moment, I couldn't believe what just happened. I couldn't believe what I did. I stared at her like an idiot, her eyes wide open. When I took my hands off, her mouth was wide open. We both stared at each other, insanely shocked.
My mind was swimming, I felt like I was in a trance. I hadn't realized that my feet were slowly tilting, while I was slowly tilting closer to her, until I fell. Onto her legs. I had no idea why she didn't push me off, but I looked up and realized that her eyes and mouth were no longer wide open, and she actually had a huge grin on her face. I immediately got up, completely baffled. I stuttered, while trying to say, "Why were you watching me in the bathroom?". I ran what I had just said over in my head, and I thought I sounded like a complete retard. I again felt crazy, as I realized what situation I was actually in.
I was actually standing by my teacher on the toilet, with her pants down, her legs clenched together. As I was going over the insane situation in my head, my teacher stood up, looking happy but annoyed. I tried to leave the bathroom, but she immediately grabbed my arm, I thought it must have been some kind of crazy automatic spasm, but she pulled me back, and I knew it wasn't. I saw her standing, with a now smaller grin on her face. And for some reason-on that moment, I suddenly saw her, not as my teacher, but as a woman with her pants down. I have no idea what came over me, I just got closer to her, and felt her waist. As I did that, she pulled her shirt up to her waist, my hands still on it. I looked up at my teacher again, and she had a bigger grin than ever. I felt my hands go higher on her waist, and she pulled her shirt up higher. My chest leaned in closer to her, and she then took her whole shirt off. I stared incredibly dumbfounded at her boobs, and they looked massive. Then, I started to feel control over my body, but still, wouldn't take my hands off of her.
I grabbed her boobs, and she took her bra off. It was the most amazing, beautiful thing I had ever seen. She grabbed my head, and shoved it in them, but I didn't move away. In fact, I put my head deeper into them. I then realized she was taking off my pants. I didn't do anything. I didn't care. I loved what I saw so much, I did nothing. She saw my boner, and grabbed it, while she took my shirt off. She started stroking my penis through my underwear, and I pushed her into the wall. She ducked down, and took my underwear off. I was intrigued then. I grabbed her, and started embracing her entire body.
She then lay on the floor, completely naked, and I slowly placed my own naked body on top of her. My penis was on her hot body, and I just couldn't take it anymore. I rubbed my penis on her body, and slowly went upward, and put it between her boobs. But in a second, I stopped. I went even farther upward, and when it was up to her mouth, I sat her up and put her against the wall, and put her penis into my mouth. I forced it in, without any hesitation, and it was the most wonderful thing I had ever felt. She did it for what it seemed like 4 more minutes, and I cummed into her mouth. She finally said something,
"Don't tell anyone this ever happened.", and that was it. She put on her clothes, and left the bathroom, smiling back at me. I proceeded to put my clothes on, and left the bathroom as well. I had just remembered that it was the end of the day, my dad would have picked me up 15 minutes ago!
I ran in the direction of the exit, but before I got there, I ran into my dad in school, who said, "I've been looking everywhere for you! Where the hell were you?!" I didn't say anything, as I had just realized everything that just happened. I stood there motionless, and just stared into space, reliving everything that just happened. He said, "Are you okay? Why do you have a boner?", and when I heard my dad say, "boner", I came back to reality. I :airquote:honestly:airquote: told him that I was masturbating, and he said, open eyed, "Oh, uh, that's okay. It's completely natural.". We then went home to my usual day at home of family orgies, including the pets.
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[QUOTE=TheAngryWeasel;21107796]I sat her up and put her against the wall, and put her penis into my mouth.[/QUOTE]
Nice one!
Well done, sir. I admit it, you had me going for a moment. :golfclap:
But then I read:
[QUOTE=TheAngryWeasel;21107796]...and put [B]her penis into my mouth[/B].[/QUOTE]
Then I was like "You're doing it wrong, buddy! :v:"
That was still an extremely hot story.
Was that obvious joke the whole point of the thread?
A+ for effort man
I got a boner reading that.
[quote=general omega;21108333]was that obvious joke the whole point of the thread?[/quote]
Yes.
I must say, you fooled me, until that long story. Though that's probably because I scrolled down too far and noticed a huge white space, which usually means whats above is not the truth.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21069361]
Unfortunately, after what happened, I had to clean up the piss on the floor, [b]and wash my hands cause I pissed on them too.[/b] Then I had an extremely boring class, and waited to tell my friends at lunch. When I did, they didn't believe me a bit, and I was left in a bad mood for the rest of the day. At least I got to post this here.
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You only wash your hands if you piss on them? That's sick.
Could you try to take a picture of her? And let us judge how hot she is?
Take a pic of her while reading and her back.
[QUOTE=tomatmann;21109079]Could you try to take a picture of her? And let us judge how hot she is?
Take a pic of her while reading and her back.[/QUOTE]
....It was a joke.
[QUOTE=TheAngryWeasel;21109120]....It was a joke.[/QUOTE]
God bless for that.
[QUOTE=windwakr;21109440]How do we know you are actually DaAngryWeasel? You could be an impostor. Someone with enough free time to sit there and write up the story.
And what about the other "alt", AVeryBannedUser? Why would DaAngryWeasel use two alts here?
Come back tomorrow when DaAngryWeasel is unbanned and post on him that you are him.[/QUOTE]
No, I should be unbanned on my main account in less than an hour, and then I'll prove that AVeryBannedUser and this account are the same person.
[QUOTE=TheAngryWeasel;21109611]No, I should be unbanned on my main account in less than an hour, and then I'll prove that AVeryBannedUser and this account are the same person.[/QUOTE]
Until then, we shall wait.
[QUOTE=GerardV2;21069947]Troll but lol @ your username, avatar and this thread[/QUOTE]
God damn you're such a stupid troll...
[QUOTE=TheAngryWeasel;21109611]No, I should be unbanned on my main account in less than an hour, and then I'll prove that AVeryBannedUser and this account are the same person.[/QUOTE]
[Proof that AVeryBannedUser, and TheAngryWeasel are my alts]
but did she really walk into the bathroom...or was that also part of the joke?
...
Hot.
[QUOTE=Ph4tty;21111113]but did she really walk into the bathroom...or was that also part of the joke?[/QUOTE]
The entire thing was a joke. And by the way, in my story, she never walked in, but she peeked her head in and watched me. You could say that she was pretty [i]cocky[/i] of peeking at me while I was pissing. Might I add, that when she was looking at me, she had her head [i]cocked[/i] in delight.
[img]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/img]
That's pretty weird, fake or not, how your dad would just straight up ask you "why do you have a boner"
[QUOTE=Heliosx;21111587]That's pretty weird, fake or not, how your dad would just straight up ask you "why do you have a boner"[/QUOTE]
Why would I have orgies with my family, including my pets?
EDIT: Wait, I know the answer: :iia:
I don't care, that was hot. :flashfap:
Thanks for the fantasy. I will think of this the next time I have no porn to fap to.
[quote]I sat her up and put her against the wall, and put her penis into my mouth[/quote]
Honest typo fail.
[QUOTE=Ybbat;21111958]Honest typo fail.[/QUOTE]
Dishonest typo [i]win.[/i]
But yes, both the same.
A+ almost sex story
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