• Attempt to make an "Serious" Creepypasta
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He turned around and there was...
Garry Newman
and black dicks everywhere
all the while, their house was
endorsed by bill clinton
Meanwhile, eating a "Big Mama" pie
, Mormon Jesus performed
a magic trick and...
it ended up destroying half of the planet.
With only apes left alive
Luckily, nobody died and
Apes came and ate all the cookies
By all the married gay people
then big boss showed up and...
Licked Obama's hairy left Big toe
and then proceeded to devour Obama.
spooky shit happens for some reason
and then I died
because we were all made to...
[h2]FUCKING HYPER REALISTIC SHIT BECAUSE I SUCK AT WRITING BUT I WANNA BE COOL TOO OR ELSE I AM NOTHING BUT A FAT NERD THAT WRITES FAN FICTION ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FUCKING!!![/h2] [sub]Also a skelington appears...[/sub]
Luckily i have my Lvl. 67 Dickson.
and puts on his robe and wizardhat
then begins to pelvic thrust violently
exclaiming that he has cast lvl.99 erotic blast
and violently rapes the stranger in the corner with his throbbing, pulsating fungus stained cock, who turns out to be..... [b]YOU[/b] shit I fucking broke the rules, but THAT'S THE CREEPIEST PART
And awkwardly, The Victim enjoys it
while Black people cheer in the distance
Singing the song of lost men
and then a skeleton popped out
so I screamed and ran
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