• Attempt to make an "Serious" Creepypasta
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for the hills, where there were
PILES OF CORPSES.
The black people ran
To the dollar store where everything costs $1.10 for some reason
So they bought a dildo for 1.10$ and the black people ran
a massive pile of dead bodies (I don't know)
which came to life as skeletons
WHO BLED HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STABBED MY MOTHER'S CAT
Right in the back
of tcb
Meanwhile, Paul Reubens was jerking off in a dark corner
covered in screaming spaghetti, it can't be a creepypasta without pasta right?
suddenly Bill Clinton
shot out of
Cthulhu's ass, which was
bigger than the hoover dam
and then I woke up.
and masturbated furiously to
Nixons speech there he said
"Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed"
"And i realized its only some pasta that facepunch creeperized"
After that there was [b]HYPER REAL[/B] hamster who said
"Hey kids, wanna buy some weed"
SUDDENLY ALL OF THE BLOOD RAINED
on wilford brimleys mustache. Which cascaded to
Bits of pubic hair, that were subsequently eaten by
Bill Clinton's Dick of Mass Destruction of Getting Reicher.
Which was cut from an ape.
And then the ape said "No Bill Clinton, you are the demons" and Bill Clinton was a zombie
Clinton exclaimed "OH NOES!" in a zombified voice
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