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the end?
P.S. I AM DEAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
But then bill clinton was alive because he is secretly a skeleton
Who loves masturbating to MLP porn
MEANWHILE, at the bat cave
black people plotted to take over the story with
nukes disguised as KFC buckets
and were going to poison the oceans with grape soda
And ate all the cookies
Who ate the cookies? Batman yelled!
T̢͍̙̠͈͚̾̌͝ͅĥ̡̥̣̘̭͉̻̑ͤ́͝ḙ̬̘͑́̎̂ͫn̷̥̹̿̔͟ ̧̼ͩͥ͂̋̽̚̕͜â͖̘̝̥̽̆̈ͪͪ̂͡͞ ̡̰̞̝͗̔ͬ͐w͓̟̪̝͙͕͍͈̓ͪ̌̕͞͡ǐ̸͎ͮ̃̆̾͌̾l̆̒҉̖̞d͖̜̮̉͊̚͢ ͙̫ͯͤͮͨm̵̢͈͍ͪ̈́͂ͦ͒͂͐̃ͩa̶̰͚̯̮͚̲͕̮ͫ̊ͫͥ̕͝ģ͕̜̠̗̟̪͚̆ì̛̹͔͕͕͍̱ͥ͐̌̃k͙̠ͬͪ̇͛͌̿͐̕͢͠a͙͚̝̩͉ͯ̒ͨ̎̀r̵̢͙̯̪̹̬̈́ͣ̓̄̊͆̊ͤp̞̝͎̻̅̃̏̊ͣͅ ̵̈̍̓̒̚҉͙̰͇̯̯̳͖͇ͅa̓̓̽ͣ̀҉̹͉͕͇̦̣͟p̘͙̌̅͛ͭͮ̀p̻̹͇̰̦͔̪ͩ̌ͣͅę͖̰ͥͦͫͩ͛̀a̱̙͇̩ͧr̸̷̞̻̝̥̲͆̔͂ͭ͊e̦͖͍̭͇̣͍̙ͦ̋ͪ̐ͫͩ̀͜d͓̭͉̳̗͓̃̍̃̋̓ͩ̒ͅ
followed by more black people with
Nuclear Warheads Disguised as KFC Buckets AND Watermelons! GODDAMNIT Garry Fix that Opera Next isn't shown as fucking Chrome man
Then he picked up the phone
and hung up. The end.
The black people smiled as the story ended but
TCB was not amused.
Adolf Hitler.
Fucking
my dog
and Hitler said in his speech to 90,000 loyal nazis of the nazi party:
stop post
and promptly made a really spooky shit 4 me
Then I proceeded to eat it.
And felt there's something Missing The Black People thought for a Minute and said "NEEDS MO' SALT"
And then there was salt.
The end? No, there's no end yet because
Bill Clinton is still Alive and the Black People on the Run EDIT: Worst Pageking..EVER
But then the black people wondered WHO WAS PHONE except it WASN'T
suddenly, slenderman, herobrine, ben, jeff the killer, and smile dog all turned into hyper realistic, gory, bleeding skeletons
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