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which had TCB inside of TCB
Who had shot up some crack cocaine while playing Commander Keen on 80 Monitors
AND THEN THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE
AND THEN JACK BLACK
shat on his keyboard
and then ate the keyboard
Then he realized that the keyboard was made out of plastic and he was allergic to plastic And Jack Black DIES!
And he turns into a spooky skeleton
and then the skeleton assassinated
Martin Luther King Jr while
Masturbating furiously to Hentai Porn
with George Zimmerman and
Rangergxi's avatar.
and then he made a tenacious d halloween special
Out of the comics of Monzetsu [sp]You'll regret searching it[/sp]
which i fapped to ferociously
and Magikarp
Evolved into a golden magikarp
and the fapping became super effective
and he came all over
my magicarp
. Then, I had the worst ever nightmare
about the steam summer sale
and the Magikarp jizzing.
All over Gordon Freeman
And Gordon Said (In his mind OFC)
Fuck my Ass what else?
Then the Magikarp said
"bitch", as he splashed the wild
dick across his naked body
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