• Attempt to make an "Serious" Creepypasta
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"ur a faget"
AND THEN: the Magic Cumsock appeared out of nowhere
and it told him to
Fuck off and Die.
Then the Magic Cumsock farted loudly
And then he posted that cat.
The cat then farted very loudly.
And got a new red avatar saying BAN
Which made the cat so depressed, he committed suicide. The cat's family took out their revenge on GARRY.
The cats all gathered outside Garry Newman's house
and formed a band to seek out the lost treasure of their people.
The band of cats were being hunted down by the moderators of Facepunch.
They were dropping like a bunch of flies.
And postal shouted "pop pop pop watchin da catz drop"
Suddenly, a giant lion snatched up postal from his bare ass and took him to a secret lair. The lion strapped postal to a chair and conducted a test of experiments called
nonmechanical sexual reproduction, basically a queer test.
The test failed, and postal turned into a raging cyborg we know as "Cumfaggot" Cumfaggot rampaged through the streets and hills, and he decided to kill all the cats in the world.
Suddenly, RockmanYoshi's title for being the best headhumper in the galaxy was challenged by some random headcrab.
Who proceeded to turn RockmanYoshi into a double-headcrab-zombie-thing.
Who cried, nay, [B]sobbed[/B], having been reduced to this pitiful and lowly state.
He then realized his tears were made of hyper-realistic blood
but he thought nothing of it
so he ran down the street
naked and he accidentally the coke can
with great taste and zero sugar
he instanteously lost weight, it was a miracle!
The end.
No not yet anyway Cumfaggot Stepped over a Lego Brick
and then got raped by Elizabeth
He asked Elizabeth to go on a date with him.
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