[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;17509265]Well, at least it'll be funny.[/QUOTE]
With violence as the punchline.
Rambo is becoming some sort of james bond.
[QUOTE=cheezey;17509657]Rambo is becoming some sort of james bond.[/QUOTE]
Minus the women, plus the explosions?
Rambo's fighting monsters now?
Should have killed it after First Blood, which sucked anyway and strayed too much from the book.
Alien vs Rambo
i like rambo movies btw how do i create thread?
Trust hollywood to destroy another series.
At least they didn't make Rambo the monster person, which was what I thought at first. But, he's killed like 500 soldiers. How did he become the leader of a spec-ops team?
hey milkyey how do i make thread and how do i quote?
[QUOTE=AgentMelonSonia;17510366]hey milkyey how do i make thread and how do i quote?[/QUOTE]
Christ make your own thread and ask there.
oh wait :v:
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;17508792]Silvester Stallone, he ages like wine.
[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/03/article-1041209-022876A000000578-83_468x518.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Darrylop;17508850][img]http://virtualreligion.net/forum/images/emperor.jpg[/img]
Wat you say?[/QUOTE]
Captain: I—It can't be...!
I hope someone gets the references, as it's been going on for so long.
dear god, his arms are disgusting!
Government super-soldier project goes wrong, how original.
[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17508559]
And i know i might be a bit late, well I saw this one other thread and ventilated banned the op for some reason - [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17495064&postcount=1[/url] - So I decided to make my own.[/QUOTE]
The way he made the thread made it seem like he made it up, he had no content besides the supposed plot summary. Your thread is much better and includes proof that the project exists. Congrats.
I've only seem Rambo IV (:lol:), really need to rent the other three.
[quote]In the near future, illegal medical experiments in the Pacific Northwest have created this nearly indestructible creature of incredible cunning and savagery. It goes on a rampage through the ranks of the research stations. To cover their blunder, the government sends out an elite team of special-operations warriors. The gang is led by John Rambo, a Vietnam War veteran born out of time and the best tracker in the world. Meanwhile, U.S. marshals are on the trail of the secret and the cover-up, intervening in the action in an unexpected way. Written by Jason P[/quote]
This sounds like the FarCry movie mixed in with Rambo and the actual monsters from Farcry.
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[img]http://virtualreligion.net/forum/images/emperor.jpg[/img]
What? Rambo 4 was kind of shit already so the 5th will be.
Nope the 4th was great.
[QUOTE=benos;17511105]Captain: I—It can't be...!
I hope someone gets the references, as it's been going on for so long.[/QUOTE]
You have no chance to survive make your time.
You suck for using the proper translation instead of
"Captain: What you say !!"
Way to destroy one of the greatest Japanese to English conversions of all time.
They need to unban him first.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;17513653]You have no chance to survive make your time.
You suck for using the proper translation instead of
"Captain: What you say !!"
Way to destroy one of the greatest Japanese to English conversions of all time.[/QUOTE]
Blame me for "copying and pasting" it too. Oh noes, it's a crime of nature.
[QUOTE=TAU!;17508610]A Rambo movie isn't complete without Sly Stallone gunning down dozens of fools with guns.[/QUOTE]
First Blood
You're a retard those are bodybuilder arms. Look better than matchsticks
[QUOTE=ZomBuster;17510254]Alien vs Rambo[/QUOTE]
I heard it's going to be Predator VS Rambo. At least thats what i heard from a friend.
Rambo 4 was actually good (just like an 80's movie, save for being shot on 8 mm), so I have hope for 5.
Isn't it about time for Rambo to end? I'm not saying all the ones made aren't good. 1-3 Are fantastic. Number four.. Ehhh, it was alright. No conflict, but very cool action.
Sooner or later they're gonna be propping his dead body up to shoot scenes. Wrap this crap up Stallone.
[QUOTE=lazyguy;17519552]First Blood[/QUOTE]
First Blood was the best, but not everyone actually remembers it because Rambo wasn't gunning people down left and right. The second and third films are more well known because, well, Rambo was killing everyone.
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;17525732]Isn't it about time for Rambo to end? I'm not saying all the ones made aren't good. 1-3 Are fantastic. Number four.. Ehhh, it was alright. No conflict, but very cool action.
Sooner or later they're gonna be propping his dead body up to shoot scenes. Wrap this crap up Stallone.[/QUOTE]
That series really hit it's peak in part II. First Blood was a great drama movie, and the studios thought "alright, now let's make this guy kick some ass"; the result was one of the greatest action movies of all time (imo).
3 was just a cash in, and 4 was just an attempt for Stallone to prove that steroids do work at age 60. Still, both are watchable, and enjoyable.
[QUOTE=Banned?;17509672]Minus the women, plus the explosions?[/QUOTE]
no instead of hitting on woman we get rape
instead of explosions we see people go boom
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