• Why do you think you are single?
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[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;16744441]You suck lololol[/QUOTE] Well aren't you nice? :colbert:
[QUOTE=Hizzle;16742694]Go back to oify.[/QUOTE] Everyone disagrees [QUOTE=Lithifold;16742991]You're a shit troll go back to the oify.[/QUOTE] Everyone agrees
Because i'm a fucking pussy who wont ask anyone. Also I don't think 14 year olds need girlfriends :/
Raging god complex. Impossibly high standards. Not good with the whole "emotions" thing.
[QUOTE=Fromonger;16744909]Raging god complex. Impossibly high standards. Not good with the whole "emotions" thing.[/QUOTE] Not good with emotions either. Also, girls think im creepy because i buy army surplus. They think i'm gunna start something :/
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16744959] Also, girls think im creepy because i buy army surplus. They think i'm gunna start something :/[/QUOTE] There was an Army Surplus store in the city I used to live in. I hope it hasn't closed down by the next time I go back, they had some decent stuff.
Buy old nazi stuff if they have it. that'll REALLY freak people out. I want to come into school with army gear and freak people out
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16744959] Also, girls think im creepy because i buy army surplus. They think i'm gunna start something :/[/QUOTE] This shouldn't be a problem if you don't loudly brag about it or don't walk around dressed in/carrying army surplus
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16744959]Not good with emotions either. Also, girls think im creepy because i buy army surplus. They think i'm gunna start something :/[/QUOTE] Girls think I'm creepy and may turn out to be a rapist or serial killer when I'm older. For some reason, they find that attractive. :raise:
My looks.
I'm single because I can't get it up unless they scream.
Me not giving a shit?
Because my last relationship made me really hesitant to get into another :-/. Let's just say it ended in a bit of a train wreck... That, and the majority of the women around here are the type I detest (shallow, annoying, etc).
I'm not single :downs:
Lie.
I am so spiteful when wronged that I destroy people from my life when they do me wrong. And then my spite has a half life of 50 years. Guess how many girls find this attractive, based on the name of the thread alone.
[I]because i'm a fucking pimp[/I] [editline]12:20AM[/editline] :cool:
[QUOTE=TechSpeek;16747633][I]because i'm a fucking pimp[/I] [editline]12:20AM[/editline] :cool:[/QUOTE] :goatse:
Just moved.
[QUOTE=nubcakez;16747342]Lie.[/QUOTE] Why does no-one belive me when I say that? Btw, girls like musos, I worked that out in year 8.
[QUOTE=Oman;16748375]Why does no-one belive me when I say that? Btw, girls like musos, I worked that out in year 8.[/QUOTE] What the hell is a musos? Is that like a guido? You should post a picture of you and a girl or something. I mean you have to have at least one.
Because I am a generally nice person. And because I always wait too long to ask girls out and end up in the friend zone.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16748429]What the hell is a musos? Is that like a guido? You should post a picture of you and a girl or something. I mean you have to have at least one.[/QUOTE] Muso: Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity. guy1: Look at this guy! He plays guitar, piano, AND has professional singing lessons! guy2: Yeah, he's a real muso. ta Urban Dictionary.
[QUOTE=The_Naysayer;16710127]I have very few friends because I push people out of my life too easily. Who wants a boyfriend who's a loner and hardly gets out at all? I also find it hard to approach people, which makes no new friends, men or women. This is probably rooted in the fact that I share very few interests with a lot of people, which makes any form of conversation a bit hard, even just dull chitchat.[/QUOTE][b]This[/b].
also, pics later maybe. FFFFFFFFFFF- BROKE MA AUTO MERGE!
[QUOTE=Ian D;16748460]Because I am a generally nice person. And because I always wait too long to ask girls out and end up in the friend zone.[/QUOTE] You can wait a long time to ask girls out, that's what I've always done and it almost always works. As long as you keep it more than just a friendship, and try to get closer to her if you can, even just as friends. The girl I intend on asking out (tomorrow maybe, depends where we go), will hold my hand and hold around my arm and stuff, and we aren't "dating", plus lead on hints so she knows what you're going for. Just please, PLEASE don't tell her you like her over the internet. [editline]01:18AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Oman;16748548]Muso: Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity. guy1: Look at this guy! He plays guitar, piano, AND has professional singing lessons! guy2: Yeah, he's a real muso. ta Urban Dictionary.[/QUOTE] Gotcha, I play guitar, but that's about it. Never cared for playing anything else, I have a bass and mandolin, can play them to an extent. I want a ukulele though. Girls seem to like acoustic instruments.
I'm single, but I'm planning on ending that this school year. Awww yeah.
[QUOTE=BobIsAwesome;16748749]I'm single, but I'm planning on ending that this school year. Awww yeah.[/QUOTE] Best of luck to you man, I hope you do.
[QUOTE=BobIsAwesome;16748749]I'm single, but I'm planning on ending that this school year. Awww yeah.[/QUOTE] dude me too!
1. Most of the girls in the city I live are fucking ugly. 2. Most of them have boyfriends already (I mean I see fucking a girl and guy everywhere I go here holding hands!) 3. I am either too shy, or just don't give a fuck.
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