What Are You Thonking? v. "I am postals bitch" - Gurant 2015 - General

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48621061]bullying the swed is fun thou[/QUOTE] a single swede is weak and easily bullied but an army of swedes is different [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Swede_-_rutabaga_-_veggiegroup.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Little Donny;48621082][img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415PQ6sLaOL.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] It is a culture. Not a costume.

[QUOTE=Havolis;48621002]when was the last time you talked to her?[/QUOTE] Two nights ago, I think

My dress is so fluffy

[QUOTE=Little Donny;48621082][img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415PQ6sLaOL.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :thisthread:

My dress doesn't exist

another person mistook me for a girl today what do i make of this

honestly if someone gets in trouble for looking at that at work i wonder what the fuck their boss thinks of the rest of amazon.com

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48621120]ask katatonic for girl dress advice walk into high school dressed up as a girl and watch people get mind fucked that you're a dude[/QUOTE] i have the legs of a bear it's a fucking tropical forest down there

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621118]another person mistook me for a girl today what do i make of this[/QUOTE] You have a problem I'd like to have. [sp]well not so much since I look just like the lead singer of The Protomen, so I'm fine with how I look mostly[/sp]

u gotta enrol at a new school as a girl and then freak everyone out as you slowly grow a beard

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621123]i have the legs of a bear it's a fucking tropical forest down there[/QUOTE] Wear a ball gown if you can afford it. If not buy a few cheap petticoats and a maid outfit, then get some black leggings

i dont want a dress though fuck you kiwi

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621143]i dont want a dress though fuck you kiwi[/QUOTE] But a nice poofy one is so fun though

Shield yourself vlad

however i wouldn't mind getting a subtle elastic band to tie my hair in a ponytail i'd feel like a true big boss

That is manly as heck :ok:

[QUOTE=Adnap;48621153]That is manly as heck :ok:[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://i.warosu.org/data/fa/img/0087/49/1409873268176.jpg[/IMG] look at this motherfucker like, damn

Best part about a really poofy dress is how skirt swishes and bounces around when you walk. Also when you sit down it all floofs out around you. It's so great

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621100]Two nights ago, I think[/QUOTE] She won't kill you or anything, it's not that long.

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621156][IMG]https://i.warosu.org/data/fa/img/0087/49/1409873268176.jpg[/IMG] look at this motherfucker like, damn[/QUOTE] Get two eye patches. You have to be Bigger Boss

Then get two robot arms and two peg legs to become Biggest Boss

cant wait to be in my 20s to not need to shave i hate my babyface

been a while since i had a short haircut

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621165]cant wait to be in my 20s to not need to shave i hate my babyface[/QUOTE] Shave a few times though, it'll grow in faster and thicker

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;48621160]Get two eye patches. You have to be Bigger Boss[/QUOTE] [T]http://i.imgur.com/0piCJWr.jpg[/T]

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621165]cant wait to be in my 20s to not need to shave i hate my babyface[/QUOTE] im halfway through my 20s and if I shave, people still mistake me for a college student :V

I googled "get there get there don't don't don't don't not don't not don't not don't" and I got results answering what the penalty for not having health care is I've never managed to stump google before, neat

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621165]cant wait to be in my 20s to not need to shave i hate my babyface[/QUOTE] yo I almost never have to shave and I love it Embrace it It's great

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48621182][T]http://i.imgur.com/0piCJWr.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] The legend himself doesn't need to see.