What Are You Thonking? v. "I am postals bitch" - Gurant 2015 - General

Someone should give me a name for my character in Skyrim. I'm playing as a Nord or a Dark Elf, haven't decided between the 2 yet.

All I've been doing is listening to the same Japanese advert over and over. help

When I played Skyrim for the first time, I went with the Imperials. Wow I'm a wimp.

[QUOTE=Spydurr117;48622485]Someone should give me a name for my character in Skyrim. I'm playing as a Nord or a Dark Elf, haven't decided between the 2 yet.[/QUOTE] Since I use Argos for Argonians, you should use Nordstrom for a Nord. Can't think of anything for a Dark Elf.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48622492]"we're gonna execute your traitor nord ass" "but before we do that WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE"[/QUOTE] [t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/2/26/Footwraps.png/revision/latest?cb=20130119014918[/t] footwraps that-that's what they are

[QUOTE=spoder55;48622486]All I've been doing is listening to the same Japanese advert over and over. help[/QUOTE]japanese adverts are strangely engrossing

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[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48622514]CTRL+F5 [IMG]http://kiwime.me/files/st/2015-09-06_09-54-24.png[/IMG] :scream:[/QUOTE] Why does it look so big on my end, though? They're right under the thread titles taking up two much space.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48622501]Since I use Argos for Argonians, you should use Nordstrom for a Nord. Can't think of anything for a Dark Elf.[/QUOTE] You can call him Darkie...oh wait

Oh shit I accidentally set my desktop to a giant picture of a tart.

I'm gonna die for like six hours. Make diamonds from my ashes. Take them into battle with you.

im playing brave new world and have no idea what im doing

I might have the same name as the last playthrough in Skyrim that Starlight gave me. "Torrid ANus"

[QUOTE=Pascall;48622550]im playing brave new world and have no idea what im doing[/QUOTE] Just remember. If all else fails, nukes speak louder than words.

woah that new thing on the thread list looks okay?

[QUOTE]Spydurr: give me a name for my character in my next skyrim playthrough way past cool: shattered anus[/QUOTE] every person i ask for names for skyrim has anus in the name.

Gonna maybe fix the last part of my car on monday if I can get a time window with the repair-shop.

[QUOTE=kilerabv;48622564]Just remember. If all else fails, nukes speak louder than words.[/QUOTE] unless Gandhi gets it first

[QUOTE=sa2fan;48622595]unless Gandhi gets it first[/QUOTE] nuke Gandhi on sight

[QUOTE=kilerabv;48622611]nuke Gandhi on sight[/QUOTE] better focus on science then i usually rush the great library which is a great advantage in the beginning of the game

What's best, tits or ass? I think ass is best. What do you guys think? :pwn:

[QUOTE=gastyne;48622649]What's best, tits or ass? I think ass is best. What do you guys think? :pwn:[/QUOTE] Airbags are fun. They reign supreme over the trunk.

[QUOTE=gastyne;48622649]What's best, tits or ass? I think ass is best. What do you guys think? :pwn:[/QUOTE] [B][I]Both.[/I][/B]

These petticoats are so soft and fluffy

[QUOTE=Spydurr117;48622578]every person i ask for names for skyrim has anus in the name.[/QUOTE] Crassius Curio

t i t s

[QUOTE=gastyne;48622649]What's best, tits or ass? I think ass is best. What do you guys think? :pwn:[/QUOTE] One glance at my title's pic or my avatar, and you know where I am on the subject. :saxout:

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48622665]Crassius Curio[/QUOTE] That actually... Yeah. That's the one.

i look down and my stomach is covered in like five pennies. what the fuck?

[QUOTE=matt000024;48622691]i look down and my stomach is covered in like five pennies. what the fuck?[/QUOTE] well where else do you keep them?